Happy Stab Day!

[Basel Gill]

So I figured that Shayol Ghul needs its own holiday. And what better holiday than a day to commemorate our favorite pasttime of stabbing? So get out there and stab people with a smile on your face. Stab, stab, stab. And be sure to remember the murder that made this day possible, when nine Trollocs stabbed Artur Hawkwing to death on March 15th after he thought he could trust them. His adopted son eventually took his place, but only after a great deal of bloodshed and war to make things more fun.

 

[Hayl3y]

*stabs Basel to commemorate*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*balefires Che to unstab Basel and stabs her real friendly like*

[LilyElizabeth]

What a nice idea, Basel! Happy Stab Day! *stabs everyone in SG*

[Leelou]

*stabs the next person to post* 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

thank you :)

 

happy stab day to you too

[Hayl3y]

*stabs Cindy in a friendly way*

 

happy stabday

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

[Basel Gill]

*stabs everyone who has posted so far... except for Cindy*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

*licks Basel and stabs everyone else*

[Barmacral]

Being loving and nice in Shayol Ghul? You disgust me. *stabs*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's a good barm yes you are :)

 

*stabs with my very best paring knife*

 

shallow wounds make the prey wriggly

[Niniel]

*stabs everyone with the rusty spoon*

[Nynaeve]

Being loving and nice in Shayol Ghul? You disgust me.

 

Agreed (for like the first time ever, and hopefully last).

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

*stabs everyone* 
*Stabs Basel Twice*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*slices the shell from moons back, stabs her, replaces the shell, heals Basel, and drains the life force from everyone else in the org to do it*

 

*edits for autocorrect and superfluous conjunctions*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*puts the 4 months' dead mice I just found under my dresser in the stab day feast cassoulet*

[Basel Gill]

*stabs Moon in a few choice places and then goes to google recipes for turtle soup*

[Panchi]

Happy Stab Day!

 

*stabs everyone in sight except Basel and cindy*

 

*pokes Basel and cindy with a pointy thing*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*tickles panchi with a feather and starts collecting point things to poke with*

[Panchi]

*doubles over laughing and loses hold on pointy pencils and pens*

[Hayl3y]

*grabs some of the pencils ... just in case*

[iceknight27377]

*channels at my dagger to make it magical*

[deep.rest]

3...2...1...

 

[iceknight27377]

*Stabs dynamite*