Let's welcome our new civilian, Harry

[Hayl3y]

*opens the thread and channels some light*

 

*compulse another civilian to bring in Tainted Brownies*

 

 

 

 

 

Now, Harry, grab a seat and tell us a bit about yourself

 

 

and most of all don't believe the people who'll say that the food i offer is poisoned *nods nods*

[Panchi]

Welcome Harry!!

 

Chae's food is not poisoned but till take the antidote

[Harry Potter]

*sniffs the brownies then takes one* Well my parents are dead, I was raised by my aunt and uncle, my cousin looks like a porker and my best friend has red hair.

[Hayl3y]

@ Panchi, see, i knew it, he's the real harry

 

 

OMG, there's an antidote... why no one told me about it ?

[Harry Potter]

O.o *spits out the brownie* You mean it is poisoned?!

[NeverTame]

Not poisoned. Tainted. There's a difference, y'know.

 

Also, welcome to the Black Tower! :D

[Harry Potter]

Poison... Taint... Both harmful to my mental wellbeing. What's left of it anyway...

 

Welcome to my welcome threat M'Fail! *offers ale*

[Harry Potter]

I mean NeverTame... Apologies :/

[Ithillian Turambar]

You're a Civvy, Harry.

[Harry Potter]

That's too bad. I'd make a great inmate ;)

[Niniel]

Put away that wand! You are here to learn some real magic. 

 

Welcome to the BT! Tell us more about yourself. Oh, I think I´m getting one of my rare visions. Wait for it....  You are in love with your friends sister? You own an ... hippogriff? You own a very special cloak? Am I right? Am I right?

 

You will soon get access to our private boards.

[Harry Potter]

But... but my wand chose me!

 

*sighs* Ok. I think my best friend's sister is an ogre to be honest, I wouldn't touch her with my wand *sniggers* The hippogriff is a proud creature that belongs to no one but I bet a pygmy puff that they think they own... everything. And my cloak is special, I can't deny it, it's waterproof.

 

One out of three. Better luck next time :P

[Hayl3y]

now, that cloak would be quite a nice possession... don't forget to leave it, in the civilians quarters, unattended

[Niniel]

Only one out of three?! I need to try again.

 

Hm...

 

Stop that! I´m trying to consentrate here!

 

Aha...

 

Oh, I see. I was actually right. Your best friends sister is in fact an ogre but you are secretly in love with her. Okay, I promise not to tell anyone. 

[Panchi]

Its...its...Harry Potter! (in Dobby's voice)

 

So, have you met your cousin? And how's Teddy doing?

[Harry Potter]

*puts the cloak on*

If it's a secret how would you know, Tina, hmmm?

Panchi I said earlier that my cousin is a Porker, and Teddy just found his mother was a dork... he's not taking it so well.

[Hayl3y]

*tries to grab the cloak*

 

..

 

...

 

..

 

*trips*

 

>.<

[Harry Potter]

*laughs* How's it going down there?

[Hayl3y]

the stones of the ground are really comfortable, their sharp angles are marvelous against my back

 

 

u should try it too *nods nods*

[Harry Potter]

-shakes head-

[NeverTame]

...Oh, you're quite welcome to address me by my title. *cough* Or just NT. Not too fussed.

 

Also, one could argue that a healthy dose of Taint can be beneficial to one's mental state. The voices can be quite entertaining precisely when you need the distraction.

[Hayl3y]

the metal head in me couldn't resist posting that song, for our new civilian

 

 

 

[WolfbrotherKronos]

EXPELLIARMUS!

[Harry Potter]

Not cool man, taking my wand. How am I going to defend myself in the Asylum... I mean the Black Tower...

[Basel Gill]

Welcome aboard Harry. We have a delightful spot under the stairs for you.