Tainted Days of Black Tower Taintometer

Panchi · October 21, 2013

Here's a test to check your taintyness. And beware if you don't answer and complain about it because I am in an angry mood as my computer crashes after few minutes.

Answer the questions here or PM them to me.

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

a) What are you asking? I live with it every moment of my life

b) I have had it now and then

c) Don't know what you are talking about >.>

d) <your own answer>

2. Do you like brownies?

a) Ahhh...the heaven of Taint^TM, product of Taint^TM, Taint Taint and taintyness

b) Brownies are nice

c) I want to stay away from them

d) <your own answer>

3. Do you like spam?

a) Its reason for my sanity...I meant my insanity

b) It doesn't taste good

c) It should be banned (me: :( )

d) <your own answer>

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

a) Furries are my friends, now you talk about them I want to tell...

b) I didn't get the relation >.>

c) I don't like them

d) <your own answer>

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) <your own answer>

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

Nikonis · October 21, 2013

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

a) What are you asking? I live with it every moment of my life

b) I have had it now and then

c) Don't know what you are talking about >.>

d) <your own answer>

2. Do you like brownies?

a) Ahhh...the heaven of Taint^TM, product of Taint^TM, Taint Taint and taintyness

b) Brownies are nice

c) I want to stay away from them

d) <your own answer> **Eats the plate of brownies in one bite** Om... **With a full mouth, adds** More please!

3. Do you like spam?

a) Its reason for my sanity...I meant my insanity

b) It doesn't taste good

c) It should be banned (me: :( )

d) <your own answer> Why make a trillion spammy posts when we could make... billions of spammy posts?

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

a) Furries are my friends, now you talk about them I want to tell...

b) I didn't get the relation >.>

c) I don't like them

d) <your own answer>

Cats yes:

Dogs... meh

Furries, Hell No!

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) <your own answer>

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

Today I don't feel like doing anything;
I just wanna lay in my bed;
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone;
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything;

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan;
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants;
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't;

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie;
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie;
...

Um, what was the question again?

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

Dunno, don't dream too often... Flight?

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

The blessing which allows us to have all the friends in the world "As voices in our heads"!

Panchi · October 21, 2013

Nikon:

90-100% Tainted

Congratulation! Taint is strong in you. Keep eating brownies and maintain your taintyness. The Voices will be proud of you.

Leyrann · October 21, 2013

1. A

2. A

3. D Spam is a part of me. Without, I would not be alive.

4. A

5. A

6. Use magic. Any kind of it.

7. To discover channeling.

8. The essence of being truly alive.

Panchi · October 22, 2013

Ley

90-100% Tainted

Congratulation! Taint is strong in you. Keep eating brownies and maintain your taintyness. The Voices will be proud of you.

Panchi · October 22, 2013

Talya

90-100% Tainted

Congratulation! Taint is strong in you. Keep eating brownies and maintain your taintyness. The Voices will be proud of you.

Talya · October 22, 2013

didn't realise I could put them here too...lol. I read this all a little too quickly..

Thank you ole taintednesshandyoutter

The Dragon al'thor · October 23, 2013

ARGH A TEST?! Why did nobody tell me we had a test today....

Uhhhh, okay lets see.

Dragon al'thor

Professor Panchi

22 October 2013

Black Tower

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

d) Do to reasons that I am currently unaware of, I can not answer this. Most of the voices agree with me, which is rare.

2. Do you like brownies?

d) I love to eat brownies. In fact if I were ever to come across a village where all the people and infrastructure are made of brownies, nothing ever spoils, and everyone's all happy. I would not hesitate to show up to that village and eat everything and everyone. I like to think of this situation a lot. I think its a likely occurrence someday, so I should have the best possible plan to go about eating all those brownies. You know?

3. Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

Do you like spam?

d) Yeah, its not bad.

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

d) animals are friends, people in costumes tend to scare me.

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) <your own answer>

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

I would make the day last forever and attempt to seize it. Than I would ask it over and over who it worked for. Carpe diem, I think that's what it means.

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

Tel'aran'rhiod is real enough without concerning matters of the flesh, its dangerous. Okay but if I had to pick, it would be flying spiders. A terrifying dream indeed, but they would be efficient guards for the Black Tower.

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

Well I usually see it as Taint, but sometimes when I am upside down it looks like ʇuıɐʇ. That is the best I can define to you the way I see it.

*deep breath*

Leyrann · October 23, 2013

Nikon, you do realize a trillion is more than a billion, right?

TheMasterDude · October 23, 2013

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

a) What are you asking? I live with it every moment of my life

b) I have had it now and then

c) Don't know what you are talking about >.>

d) I like my taint with wine, it goes well on a nice summer afternoon...

2. Do you like brownies?

a) Ahhh...the heaven of Taint^TM, product of Taint^TM, Taint Taint and taintyness

b) Brownies are nice

c) I want to stay away from them

d) The pie is better

3. Do you like spam?

a) Its reason for my sanity...I meant my insanity

b) It doesn't taste good

c) It should be banned (me: :( )

d) <your own answer>

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

a) Furries are my friends, now you talk about them I want to tell...

b) I didn't get the relation >.>

c) I don't like them

d) I dont get your question

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) I'm sorry what were you saying?

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

See as much of the world as possible.

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

To live in an alternate reality

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

The voices tell me not to answer this one...

Panchi · October 23, 2013

TinaHel

90-100% Tainted

Congratulations! Taint is strong in you. Keep eating brownies and maintain your Taintiness. The Voices are proud of you.

Panchi · October 23, 2013

The Dragon al'Thor

101% Tainted

Before others decide to kill me, just look at his answers. How can be get something less than that?

Al'Thor you have excessive amounts of Taint. The Voices would feel good to hear that. Hmmm... I need to find you the video of the chocolate world.

Panchi · October 23, 2013

TheMasterDude

70-80% Tainted

Taint has been decreasing. Voices will be sad. You still have above average level of taintiness so no need to worry much.

Theodora · October 23, 2013

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

a) What are you asking? I live with it every moment of my life

b) I have had it now and then

c) Don't know what you are talking about >.>

d) Itaint a day withoutaint

2. Do you like brownies?

a) Ahhh...the heaven of Taint^TM, product of Taint^TM, Taint Taint and taintyness

b) Brownies are nice

c) I want to stay away from them

d) <your own answer>

3. Do you like spam?

a) Its reason for my sanity...I meant my insanity

b) It doesn't taste good

c) It should be banned (me: :( )

d) Do you like maps? I can send you all some great e-mails to buy maps, just in case, I'll send each one of you a hundred maps, not to get lots, I meant lost.

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

a) Furries are my friends, now you talk about them I want to tell...

b) I didn't get the relation >.>

c) I don't like them

d) <your own answer>

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) Yes, I get attracted quite often, actually to furry snakes recently.

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

Make this day as long as possible - years that becomes ages...

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

I have only weird dreams which is weird as I don't sleep.

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

I see tainted people

Did I pass, did I, did I?

csarmi · October 23, 2013

Here's a test to check your taintyness. And beware if you don't answer and complain about it because I am in an angry mood as my computer crashes after few minutes.

Answer the questions here or PM them to me.

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

a) What are you asking? I live with it every moment of my life

b) I have had it now and then

c) Don't know what you are talking about >.>

d) <your own answer>

2. Do you like brownies?

a) Ahhh...the heaven of Taint^TM, product of Taint^TM, Taint Taint and taintyness

b) Brownies are nice

c) I want to stay away from them

d) <your own answer>

3. Do you like spam?

a) Its reason for my sanity...I meant my insanity

b) It doesn't taste good

c) It should be banned (me: :( )

d) It does taste good.

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

a) Furries are my friends, now you talk about them I want to tell...

b) I didn't get the relation >.>

c) I don't like them

d) <your own answer>

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) Yes I do. I have attention problems.

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

Sleep well for once.

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

Dreams?

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

I don't think Taint exists.

Talya · October 23, 2013

*stares at csarmi and hios last comment - faints*

Leyrann · October 23, 2013

*catches Talya and manages to softly lay her on the ground before fainting himself*

Panchi · October 24, 2013

Theodora

60-70% Tainted

You are certainly tainted but Taint hasn't got into you fully. Spend more time here, eat brownies, learn true meaning of spam(not the non-veg kind or email kind) and don't deny your Voices their voice.

Panchi · October 24, 2013

Csarmi

0-10% Tainted

*feels like fainting* *places cushions for all others who might faint*

You are not really Tainted or you are hiding your Taintiness. Don't deny the Taint and give your Voices their right...

*goes to sit on the couch before fainting*

The Dragon al'thor · October 24, 2013

Csarmi

0-10% Tainted

*feels like fainting* *places cushions for all others who might faint*

You are not really Tainted or you are hiding your Taintiness. Don't deny the Taint and give your Voices their right...

*goes to sit on the couch before fainting*

*goes over to fan Panchi*

You may not believe in the Taint Csarmi, but you best believe the taint believes in you.

"Never gonna give you up"

Panchi · October 24, 2013

Thanks! :smile: I think I am feeling better now

Niel an' Tyomn · October 25, 2013

1. Have you experienced Taintiness?

a) What are you asking? I live with it every moment of my life

b) I have had it now and then

c) Don't know what you are talking about >.>

d) <your own answer>

2. Do you like brownies?

a) Ahhh...the heaven of Taint^TM, product of Taint^TM, Taint Taint and taintyness

b) Brownies are nice

c) I want to stay away from them

d) <your own answer>

3. Do you like spam?

a) Its reason for my sanity...I meant my insanity

b) It doesn't taste good

c) It should be banned (me: :( )

d) <your own answer>

4. Do you cats/dogs/other furry animals?

a) Furries are my friends, now you talk about them I want to tell...

b) I didn't get the relation >.>

c) I don't like them

d) <your own answer>

5. Do you get distracted often?

a) Well its like...did you see that squirrel?

b) I don't like to admit it but yes

c) Not really

d) <your own answer>

6. If you can do anything you want for a day, what would you do?

Sleep, read, drink coffee, watch How I Met Your Mother

7. Your weirdest dream that you want to come true?

Being able to have a docile pet panda, dragon, and a flying fish.

8. Define Taint as you see Taint.

It.Is.

Panchi · October 25, 2013

Niel

60-70% Tainted

still above average tainted but taint level is not at its height. Eat more brownies and spend more time here to increase you taint level

Talya · October 25, 2013

*catches Talya and manages to softly lay her on the ground before fainting himself*

Ley, you are a gentleman, thank you kindly sir!

Niniel · October 25, 2013

I don't think Taint exists.

:ohmy:

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