Red Ajah Autumn Festival: Corrupt a Song!

[Kaylee]

Corruption is vital! Music is appreciated and loved. In this thread we will take some nice songs and corrupt them beyond recognition!! How? We will take an existing song and put other words to it. I’ll post the original song (with a link to it) and then you post a line or two of the new lyrics. Remember to keep it PG 13. Now have fun!

 

 

 

Here is the link to the first song: http://youtu.be/vLBKOcUbHR0

 

The song is Leaving on a Jet Plane

 

The original lyrics can be found here: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/john+denver/leaving+on+a+jet+plane_20073310.html

 

 

[Kaylee]

Let the corruption begin!

[KassidyRose DaiShan]

Sorry , I was looking into this thread and my cat jumped on the computer table and spilled my coffee on the keyboard ! 

[Mashiara Sedai]

*ggls*

 

How about a Google translate corruption?  I saw this done on YouTube.  You take the lyrics and Google translate them to another language.  Then you take that translation and translate into another language.  So on and so forth.  So much gets lost in translation, so you wind up with something really different.  So here it is:

 

I'm ready to go, my pockets
I am the door :
I really do not want to wake up to say goodbye
But in the morning , and sulfur "boring
PULLEN taxi waiting for ages for it.
In fact, I have a little bit so I can die

So kiss me and smile
Tell me what you 're waiting for me
Catch me if you do not let go
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I do not know when I 'll be back
Oh my God , I do not want to go to

There are many times when you have disappointed
Pelasinpaljon time
I'll tell you now , it makes sense
No matter where you go , I want to
Every song I sing , I sing for you
When you come back , I took the engagement ring

So kiss me and smile
Tell me what you 're waiting for me
Catch me if you do not let go
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I do not know when I 'll be back
Hey , baby, I do not want to go to

guitar solos

Now is the time
Let me kiss you again
Close your eyes , and I'm on my way
A dream coming days
When I left you alone
However , let

So kiss me and smile
Tell me what you 're waiting for me
Catch me if you do not let go
injection
I do not know when I 'll be back
Oh my God , I do not want to go to

injection
I do not know when I 'll be back

 

(I did English to Arabic, Finnish, Welsh, Afrikaans, Haitian Creole, Galician, Russian, then back to English.)

[Kaylee]

Very nice Mashi! Next one will be posted tonight.

[Songstress]

Oh, Light, that was awesome!

[Kaylee]

Next song is Danny Boy: http://youtu.be/dAVNthnPieU

 

Here are the original lyrics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Boy

[Kaylee]

Corrupt away!

[Kaylee]

Mashi that was awesome.

[Panchi]

Oh, Perrin boy, the wolves, the wolves are calling

From glen to glen, and down the mountain side

The summer's gone, and all the Dark One's coming

'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must fight.

 

But come ye back when nothing's left in the meadow

Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow

'Tis I'll be here in light or in shadow

Oh, Perrin boy, oh, Perrin boy, I may not live so.

 

And if you come, and all the flowers are dying

If I am dead, as dead I well may be

I pray you'll find the place where I am lying

And kneel and go to the Wolf Dream for me.

 

And I shall hear, though you can't find me

And all my grave will warm and sweeter be

And then you'll kneel and whisper that you miss me

And I shall sleep in peace until we meet in the Wolf Dream

[Kaylee]

Very nice Panchi.

[Mystica]

ROFL I love these!!

[Kaylee]

Me too!

[Kaylee]

New one to be posted tonight.

[Kaylee]

Next one:

 

This Land is Your Land

 

Original Lyrics: http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/This_Land.htm

 

http://youtu.be/WGKU8awk7Vg

[Kaylee]

Very well done so far. This is very enjoyable to read! Keep up the good work.

[Aidanna]

This land is Rand land, it is not your land

From Camelyn, to the Sea folk Islands

From the Ogier groves, to the Aiel waste,

This land was not for you, so leave.

 

As I was walking, near the water at Falme

I saw above me, an epic battle

I saw below me, another epic battle

This land is not yours, so you should leave.

 

I’ve roamed and I rambled from Tanchico to Arafel

To the watery oasis of Rhuidean

And always Ba’alzamon trying to trick me

This land is free for you and me.

 

When the sun was burning, and there were no crops

All the wheat fields dying, and the dust clouds rolling.

The world was darkening, the chosen were chanting

This land is waiting for the final battle.

 

As I went traveling, I avoided the Seanchan.

With their collars and leashes, and weird creatures,

Up the river to Tar Valon, I went to the white tower.

This land is ready for Tarmon Gai’don

 

In the shadow I saw my enemies

All around me stand my people

As we stood there waiting, I stood there asking

Is this land ready for you and me?

 

With these two herons, no one can stop me,

As I go toward my destiny, the final battle.

With these two dragons, no one will stop me.

This land is made for me!

 

*please keep in mind I have not yet read the last book, and it might not really make sense. 

 

This was fun though 

[Kaylee]

Glad to have you participate. (I haven't read past book 2 yet...)

 

I enjoyed reading it. Next one on its way.

[Kaylee]

Next one:

 

Puff the Magic Dragon Lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/peter+paul+mary/puff+the+magic+dragon_10205000.html

 

http://youtu.be/Qu_rItLPTXc

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Does that one even need any more corrupting?

[Kaylee]

Lol yes it does. Tomorrow is the last day for this and I'd like to have one more after this one if possible.

[Kaylee]

Today is the last day so this will be the last song.

[Saphira Silvermoon]

Loial, the Ogier lived in the Stedding

And read his books of history in his home of Shangtai

Loial always wanted to explore outside

But he was told he was too young to leave Shangtai

 

One day he left the Stedding

And began his travels in the land of men

Little did he know that he would befriend the Dragon Reborn

He followed the Dragon everywhere to write his book

 

Loial, the Ogier lived in the Stedding

And read his books of history in his home of Shangtai

Loial always wanted to explore outside

But he was told he was too young to leave Shangtai

 

Everything that Rand, Perrin, Mat, Egwene, Nyneave, Lan Moirane did

He wrote in his book of their history

Aes Sedai and warders watched their every move

Looking for signs that the Dragon was reborn

 

Loial, the Ogier lived in the Stedding

And read his books of history in his home of Shangtai

Loial always wanted to explore outside

But he was told he was too young to leave Shangtai

 

The Wheel will spin forever as it brings new ages

All the world will shudder as each new age begins

The Dark One will try to escape his prison

The Dragon will be reborn over and over

 

Hatred will abound causing wars to be fought

Armies will ravage the land until the end of each age

Myrddraals, trollocs, shadowspawn shall not cease to appear

The Dragon will be reborn to seal the Bore again

 

Loial, the Ogier lived in the Stedding

And read his books of history in his home of Shangtai

Loial always wanted to explore outside

But he was told he was too young to leave Shangtai

[Aidanna]

That was great!   

[Saphira Silvermoon]

Thank you!