[Blues HP Week] Owl Post

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Son,

 

Please make sure you take driving lessons before you borrow the car again,

 

Thanks,

 

Dad (Arthur Weasley)

[Daruya]

Dear Dad,

 

Harry and I are getting married!  Can we borrow the car for our honeymoon?

 

Love,

Ginny

[Red2111]

Ginny,

 

you're not allowed to get married until your 40, and even then theres a mandatory engagement of no less than 10 yars before you tie the knot.

 

 

Ron, Bill, Percy, Charley, Fred and George

 

PS, tell Harry to drop by later, we need to speak to him.

[keyholder21]

Dear boys,

 

You leave your sister alone!  Harry is a lovely boy and practically family besides.  Don't make me get after you, though I AM glad you're trying to protect your sister.

 

Much love,

 

Mama Molly

[Red2111]

Molly,

 

 

Just so you know, its MRS Bitch.  i earned my title tyvm.

 

 

- Bellatrix

[Luciena]

Dear Cousin,

 

With you as family who needs enemies?

 

Narcissa

[Red2111]

Cissy,

 

so i've been demoted from Sister to Cousin.  Just because the Dark Lord loves me more and your husband is a prat, doesn't mean we have to fight.  Afterall, i did keep what you did with Snape from the Dark Lord.

 

- Bella

[keyholder21]

Bella,

 

You've let me down.  How did you let me die?  I thought you were my most sincere follower.  Plus, the crazy hair.

 

Voldemort

[Red2111]

Voldy,

 

i just want you to know, that JKR totally shafter you.  i mean, letting a child kill you, and not becuase of skill but because of luck?!   had i been your author, i woudlhave given you the dementors kiss.

 

 

your #1 fangirl,

 

Red

[Daruya]

Dear Red,

 

It has come to my attention that you are a Voldemort supporter and a self-professed fan-girl.  Please be advised that you have been placed on the Ministry of Magic Watch List.  We find it gravely concerning that, after Voldemort's crushing defeat and death, there would still be those who supported his hypocritical platform.

 

However, if you so desire, the Ministry would be happy to provide you with counseling through St. Mungo's to assist you in seeing Voldemort for what he was - a half-blood wizard who was ashamed of his common blood, and a sociopath, to boot.  We fully believe you can overcome this unreasonable attraction to Voldemort's cause and become a productive member of society.

 

Sincerely,

Kingsley Shacklebolt

Minister of Magic

[Red2111]

Kingsley,

 

Filthly blood traitor

 

- Lucius Malfoy

[Luciena]

Cissy,

 

so i've been demoted from Sister to Cousin. Just because the Dark Lord loves me more and your husband is a prat, doesn't mean we have to fight. Afterall, i did keep what you did with Snape from the Dark Lord.

 

- Bella

Dear Red

I started with the intention of the owl being from Sirius but... Yeah scatter brain.

 

Luci

[Daruya]

Attn: Mr. Lucious Malfoy, Malfoy Manor

 

 

Pursuant to your letter to one Mr. Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minister of Magic, this Notice of Restraint is hereby issued requiring you to stay no less than 50 meters from any entrance to the Ministry of Magic and, further, to attempt no future contact with Mr. Shacklebolt, both in writing or in person.  Further attempts to contact Mr. Shacklebolt will result in your arrest by the Auror Department, and your detention at Azkaban.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

 

Hermione Weasely, Head, Dept of Magical Law Enforcement

[Hallia]

Hermione,

 

Have you seen my shoes?  I suspect those Nargles are at it once again.  

 

 

Luna

[Ithillian Turambar]

Dear Luna,

 

You're a Hufflepuff!

 

Regards

 

The Sorting Hat

[Red2111]

Sorting Hat,

 

say, people seem to pull things out of you all the time.  think i might be able to pull the winning lotto ticket out of you this week?

 

- a Muggle

[Luciena]

That's a contradiction in terms. You're a muggle therefore you have no innate magical abilities. Since I am a magical creation you'll only be able to pull old fluff out of me.

 

The sorting hat

[Daruya]

Dear Sorting Hat,

 

Have you seen my shoes?  I suspect Nargles have taken them again. Can you make them materialize like you did Godric Gryffindor's sword?

 

Luna

[Luciena]

Dear Luna

 

While I may at times spew things out. It does not happen at people's requests or provide things that people should look after themselves

 

The Sorting Hat