The Return of DJ's Den

[Direwolf Jon]

*after squishing into the jello, he rolls over and smushes Dice face first into the jello*

[dicetosser1]

starts to run out of breath but when he reflexively opens his mouth it is filled with jello

 

he thrashes catching DJ a lucky blow and loosening his grip so dice can get up

[Direwolf Jon]

*falls backward after losing his grip*  Apparently we scared everyone out of the den with the Jello. 

[dicetosser1]

it seems so

 

well hows about we just grab a bandy then?

[Andrej]

If I could, I would insert a Bill Crosby picture here.

[Direwolf Jon]

Jello and bandy? Pretty good combination I'd say! 

 

*sees outline of Bill Cosby picture and a Jello commercial* 

[dicetosser1]

 goes and gets a barrel of bandy and sets it up  

 

sticks

 

on the side of the barrel

 

draws 2 drinks and hands one to DJ

[Direwolf Jon]

Thanks Dice!  *takes offered drink*  To Jello and chaos!! 

 

I still can't believe that we scarred everyone except for AJ.  Maybe we need something to bring them back. 

 

*lights some fireworks and pulls a lever causing the top of the tent to open.  The fireworks fly out of the den and into the sky*

 

[Starrik]

Oh I'm here. Just watching....and waiting....

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Ow.

[The Bard Babe]

*admires fireworks from comfy spot in a field with the horsies*

[nicana]

Awww no more jello wrestling? And I just got here. *pouts*

 

I wanted to watch you guys. I brought popcorn and everything.

[Andrej]

I've got a better idea for the RR

 

*whistles slyly before bumping Nicana into the jello pit*

[nicana]

*turns around grabs AJ as he bumps her pulling him in*

[dicetosser1]

dice grabs up as mic

 

 

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN     WE HAVE A CHALLENGE MATCH!!!!    IN THIS CORNER ARCHER NOT QUITE EXTRAORDINAIRE AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    AND IN THIS CORNER THE RAWEST OIF RAW RECRUITS NICAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

 

 

So who will win?  Get your bets down at my table over there (points) im offering 3 to 1 that AJ loses!!"

[Direwolf Jon]

Hmmmm.... 3 to 1 really? I might have to take those odds...

[dicetosser1]

remember DJ  hes an archer   shes a sarm to be i rekon  hes got no chance!

[The Bard Babe]

*eats Nica's popcorn on the sidelines*

[Starrik]

remember DJ  hes an archer   shes a sarm to be i rekon  hes got no chance!

Pshaw. I'll bet that dice loses, even though he's not in the fight. In fact, I'll offer five-to-one odds that dice loses! :p

[Andrej]

*plunges into the jello, submerging himself before exploding out again suddenly in a new outfit of speedo type trunks and face paint*

 

 

OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[ThorkinBarrimore]

Aloha everyone!

[Andrej]

What's shakin' Thork?

 

You're just in time to watch me pulverize this recruit!!

 

*flexes in the speedo*

[ThorkinBarrimore]

Holy speedos and nachos, Batman!

[dicetosser1]

ok I declare AJ the loser simply because hes wearing speedos

 

 

 

 

or maybe we are the losers for seeing it.....

[Direwolf Jon]

You have to give him credit in that the speedo might distract her enough to win. That could alter the odds.  Plus a bunch of bandy can help the odds too.

[BridMorgan]

My eyes!!!!  Really AJ?!? A speedo!!!