The Return of DJ's Den

[BFG]

 

How cute *squeals*

[Direwolf Jon]

Anyone know how to get rid of havoc wreaking monkies?  Hmmmm....

[Andrej]

*withdraws from his quiver a boxing-glove arrow*

 

This should do the trick...

[Direwolf Jon]

That looks like it might work and at least I shouldn't have to find a cart full of bananas to get rid of them. 

 

*pushes button on the left side of his chair and the side room of the tent turns into a big wave pool*

[BridMorgan]

*withdraws from his quiver a boxing-glove arrow*

 

This should do the trick...

Don't you dare AJ!! I don't just love baboon butts, I lurve all monkey butts and the rest of them! You leave that baby Cyno alone! Oppie, Squish! Attack!! =op

[Andrej]

*dejectedly puts the arrow back away*

 

Aw... I was just gonna have a little fun with 'em...

[BFG]

 

 

 

I repeat,  leave the monkeys alone! 

[Direwolf Jon]

*grumbles about monkeys and looks for a lever or button that might lead to a cart of bananas appearing, but the randomness of them leave DJ going around in circles.* Can we launch them into space or fling them at someone else?

[BridMorgan]

You fling poo, not monkeys DJ!!

 

 

*pats, pats AJ*  NO hurting the monkeys!

[Andrej]

*grumbles again as his head gets patted like a child's*

 

If they start flinging poo... I won't make any promises..

[Direwolf Jon]

*flings some poo in hopes the monkeys start flinging it too*  Thankfully I have a mini trebuchet to do the flinging with.   Hmmmm....*lights a fuse in hopes some loud fireworks scare the monkeys.*

[F Horn of Valere]

I hope you are at least wearing gloves...

[The Bard Babe]

..I wouldn't count on it

[Starrik]

*flings poo in the general direction of Horn*

[BridMorgan]

*throws herself in front of her Hero and takes the poo hit*

 

Avenge me!!

 

*passes out dramatically*

[The Bard Babe]

*twaps her Banded*

 

Look what you did to poor Brid!!

[Direwolf Jon]

*carefully picks up his banded and waves smelling fireworks in front of her nose*  This should do the trick....and if not I know of a place to find purple porcupines, that might wake her up.

 

Well, Horn, I scooped the poo up with the mini trebuchet.  Ever try to get poo off of fur?   It takes a lot of scrubbing and this wolf doesn't like a lot of scrubbing. 

[F Horn of Valere]

Starrik? Did you just assault a superior office by flinging poo at her??? Ohhh ohhhhh my fingers are itching... they're itching to type out a ....

 

 

SPOT-FINE!!!

 

For assaulting the Executive Officer with excrement like a primate, you must humble yourself down to a level she herself witnessed. For the next 24 hours (or 5 posts, whichever occurs last), you must include "I love baboon butts" in each post you make! (You may substitute for a picture of a baboon butt, as long as you don't repeat an image.)

[Andrej]

 

Excellent!

 

*suddenly becomes suspicious that a pile of poo might be flung his way*

[Direwolf Jon]

That's a good spotfine.  And a funny one too. 

 

So I wonder what would happen if someone said the words...POO FIGHT!!! Yeah,,,,probably nothing would happen, although with the monkeys in here, you never know. 

[Starrik]

It seems to me that it's been too long since we've had a good trial. I'm challenging my spotfine.

[Mayleigh Aes Sedai]

Runs in and presses the big pink button she had installed while DJ was away!!

 

Watches the pink glitter, confetti e and streamers explode from everywhere

 

RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Direwolf Jon]

*gets covered in pink confetti and streamers*  Who, what, where, why, how????  *shakes confetti out of his coat, but a few streamers trail down his back* I don't think pink is really my color. 

[Andrej]

Idk DJ... I think it kind of suits you!

[Direwolf Jon]

Well if you think it suits me....and I suppose it is better than a pink loin cloth...and less scary looking.  Maybe I'll just go with it, or better yet maybe I'll have to chase May down and bring her back in here. hmmmm....where did I leave my trebuchet...*hits a few random buttons and pulls a lever*