SPIDER COUNTRY - TEAM JAVIER WINS

[hazelkrs1]

I have band practice tonight

 

HO-LEE-SHNIKEES. You can't make this stuff up, dweezle dwobble.

 

Eh?

 

Ape, I know you're trying your best, but you're gonna have to translate this for me, I am unable to understand what it is you're trying to grunt here

 

You dungeons and dragons larper, plus actual band geek is icing on top.

 

Me big, tough football fan who make fun of geek.

 

Playing to stereotypes for the lulz.

 

(But don't take it serious, I played the cello, was the top student in the art department and also batted .400 when I was young. I've always been a hybrid, or clique buster, friends with everyone, involved in everything.)

 

Ahhhh I see what happened.

 

You thought I meant

 

 

 

 

When in reality I was talking about

 

 

That's my band at Ground Zero btw, which happens to be pretty much the best metal venue in the region.

 

Good try tho, Ape.

 

Oh and of course I'm not taking anything personal lol. I always enjoy a good trollfest in the morning! I am amused at your sudden embracing of talk about feelings and other emo schtuffs all of a sudden

 

(Respect for playing the cello tho, that is an awesome instrument. And I myself was a jack of all trades and a Master of all in High School, was on the wrestling team and basketball team, but also academic decathlon, debate, and math team. Oh and chess club. Generally tho I was just a freak. And altho I am an admitted nerd, I've never played D&D or larped incidentally. Buuuut... some larpers are actually a lot more badass than you would think.)

[hazelkrs1]

Check it out guys! I found a picture of Ape larping!

 

 

 

[Sakaea]

*takes her country and sits in the corner*

 

 

Hey, I like country music too. Rodney Atkins for the win.

 

I think Nickelback makes good music

 

Come at me bro

 

 

Dear god thank you I'm not alone.

 

Renaissance Ape.

 

Epic.

[John McClane]

I have band practice tonight

 

HO-LEE-SHNIKEES. You can't make this stuff up, dweezle dwobble.

 

Eh?

 

Ape, I know you're trying your best, but you're gonna have to translate this for me, I am unable to understand what it is you're trying to grunt here

 

You dungeons and dragons larper, plus actual band geek is icing on top.

 

Me big, tough football fan who make fun of geek.

 

Playing to stereotypes for the lulz.

 

(But don't take it serious, I played the cello, was the top student in the art department and also batted .400 when I was young. I've always been a hybrid, or clique buster, friends with everyone, involved in everything.)

 

Ahhhh I see what happened.

 

You thought I meant

 

 

 

 

When in reality I was talking about

 

 

That's my band at Ground Zero btw, which happens to be pretty much the best metal venue in the region.

 

Good try tho, Ape.

 

Oh and of course I'm not taking anything personal lol. I always enjoy a good trollfest in the morning! I am amused at your sudden embracing of talk about feelings and other emo schtuffs all of a sudden

 

(Respect for playing the cello tho, that is an awesome instrument. And I myself was a jack of all trades and a Master of all in High School, was on the wrestling team and basketball team, but also academic decathlon, debate, and math team. Oh and chess club. Generally tho I was just a freak. And altho I am an admitted nerd, I've never played D&D or larped incidentally. Buuuut... some larpers are actually a lot more badass than you would think.)

 

Oh, that kind of band. LOL

[RandA lThor]

I have band practice tonight

 

HO-LEE-SHNIKEES. You can't make this stuff up, dweezle dwobble.

 

Eh?

 

Ape, I know you're trying your best, but you're gonna have to translate this for me, I am unable to understand what it is you're trying to grunt here

 

You dungeons and dragons larper, plus actual band geek is icing on top.

 

Me big, tough football fan who make fun of geek.

 

Playing to stereotypes for the lulz.

 

(But don't take it serious, I played the cello, was the top student in the art department and also batted .400 when I was young. I've always been a hybrid, or clique buster, friends with everyone, involved in everything.)

 

Ahhhh I see what happened.

 

You thought I meant

 

 

 

 

When in reality I was talking about

 

 

That's my band at Ground Zero btw, which happens to be pretty much the best metal venue in the region.

 

Good try tho, Ape.

 

Oh and of course I'm not taking anything personal lol. I always enjoy a good trollfest in the morning! I am amused at your sudden embracing of talk about feelings and other emo schtuffs all of a sudden

 

(Respect for playing the cello tho, that is an awesome instrument. And I myself was a jack of all trades and a Master of all in High School, was on the wrestling team and basketball team, but also academic decathlon, debate, and math team. Oh and chess club. Generally tho I was just a freak. And altho I am an admitted nerd, I've never played D&D or larped incidentally. Buuuut... some larpers are actually a lot more badass than you would think.)

 

Nice! Now I have to get into this. I play tabla (Indian drums), play basketball, am finished with all college math, speecha nd debate, robotics, used to be first place in western states fo chess in my age. That along with destination imagination and science bowl definitely makes me a nerd. :) Best ninja turtle for me: Leorando :)

[Tiinker]

I can burp the alphabet. Sup?

[DPR]

So the deadline is at 1:07, but I'm going to be in a meeting, so look for day to begin around 3, give or take, depending on how incompetent the people I am meeting with really are.

 

I'll accept NA's up to the point when I get back.

[Christine]

*takes her love of Nickelback and her cds and leaves*

 

I don't know you people.

 

You forgot your Affliction t-shirts and Ed Hardy cologne.

 

 

...

 

 

I will never again make fun of you, Ape. I kind of love you right now.

[Christine]

*takes her country and sits in the corner*

 

 

Hey, I like country music too. Rodney Atkins for the win.

 

 

 

*shrinks away*

 

 

Don't talk to me, Nickleback!

[Arez Al'Loke]

Who wants to talk to a NIckle-hater like you !

[Christine]

*puts the Baby Panda in the corner*

 

 

I'm quite certain that Pandy will want to have a talk with you about this.

[John McClane]

*takes her love of Nickelback and her cds and leaves*

 

I don't know you people.

 

You forgot your Affliction t-shirts and Ed Hardy cologne.

 

 

...

 

 

I will never again make fun of you, Ape. I kind of love you right now.

 

When have you ever successfully done that? LOL

 

So, I think DePR made his game so convoluted nobody knows what to do now... best solution to that problem? Give blunt object and watch how I smash things...

[Christine]

You mean, like giving people harpoons? Look at how well that worked out.

[LilyElizabeth]

You mean, like giving people harpoons? Look at how well that worked out.

 

It worked out hilariously!

[Leelou]

Hey, I was 2/3 on harpooning scum!

[Christine]

Bah.

[DPR]

Seldom is a night so bloody...

 

The screams of a JLM being tortured were fitting as the town huddled inside of houses. Nobody went to help JLM...

 

There was one man afoot, though, and as Christine awoke to a sharp sting in her neck, followed by the burn of the poison, she saw his shadow as he fled her room.

 

A gun went off, startling everybody. A bullet whizzed passed the Ape's head and took a chunk out of the tree next to him. Had the bullet not been obstructed, he surely would have died.

 

Kate was not so lucky. The poison administered to her the night before had caused a painful red swelling in her neck, webbed with black veins. She passed away in the early hours.

 

Tina was also not so lucky. She never even saw the garrote fly over her head. She merely struggled, her feet kicking in the air above the ground as she suffocated.

 

The spider waited until everything calmed. Then, when things were quiet, it continued it's hunt. It found Niel, and sunk fangs into the bend of his elbow, injecting poison directly into that vein. Niel was dead within minutes.

 

KATE, TOWN FATIMA and TRACER, HAS BEEN POISONED. SHE IS DEAD.

 

TINA, TOWN JAVIER and A MASON / GLADIATOR HAS BEEN KILLED.

 

NIEL, FATIMA MAFIA and BODYGUARD, HAS DIED FROM THE SPIDER BITE.

 

 

IT IS NOW DAY 3. YOU MAY BEGIN VOTING.

[Christine]

WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WILL FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU.

[Christine]

Pause, we got scum? Good job Spider!

[DPR]

With 25 players, it takes 13 to lynch.

[Christine]

Sooo... before I die, can we lynch John Snow?

 

 

Vote John Snow

[John Snow]

Nicely done, guys. We came out ahead on them NA's.

[John Snow]

Er, NK's. You know what I mean.

[Niniel]

Noooooooooo...

 

At least I wasn't killed by the snake. I would never have been able to sleep again. Go Javiers!

[John McClane]

With 25 players, it takes 13 to lynch.

 

Where can we find the updated roster of alive and dead / and cause+day of deaths?

 

Edit: Nevermind. I just saw the 1st post in this thread contains the info I am seeking. Thanks.