**THE OFFICIAL THREAD** Blackhoof has succumbed to the Tainty Madness once more

[Ithillian Turambar]

Yes he is back, from outer space. I just walked in to find him here with that same look upon his face. I should have changed the stupid lock, I should have taken back the key, If i's have known for just one minute he'd be back to bother me.

 

 

But it's too late now.

 

 

Everyone welcome the genius that is Hoofie. Hoofie, introduce yourself and explain why you have been gone so long and why you are back.

[Blackhoof]

 

 

 

 

 

yes it is true! the Arch-Arsonist of Evil, once a member of the taint-elicious Black Tower is back once more! if the org leader lets me...

 

Ithi has finally convinced me after our epic battle (which i TOTALLY won) not really i lost.... to re-join! I left long ago becasue I wasn't posting (for some reason) and I was rightly asked if I wanted to remain a member, so I declines. But that is the past and this is the now!

 

Prepare, Black Tower.... PREPARE for ME! MWA HA HA HA!

 

 

[dicetosser1]

prepares for blackhoof some VERY nasty weaves

 

 

welcome hoofie have a brownie

[Blackhoof]

your brownies are a little raw, allow me to COOK THEM A LITTLE!

 

 

MWA HA HA HA- oh wait i like tainty brownies

[hazelkrs1]

I take it you're picking this thread, huh? That's nice

 

Welcome back Hoof

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hoofie knows which side his bread is buttered. It's not my fault I was distracted by the PM from him that said he would finaly capitulate to my demands to rejoin, which caused a moment's delay in setting up this Thread for him. WEEKS I have been working on this. One tiny little soul at a time for the glory of the Great Lord.

 

 

Although to be fair, 'tis such wondrous news that it may deserve two Threads.

[Blackhoof]

sorry Des, ithi claimed me by Right of Conquest...

 

here, have a brownie

 

 

 

i hope you like you- WOOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED!

 

 

well.... its the thought that counts, right?

[Ithillian Turambar]

So ... I have claimed you? Hoofie belongs to me? Finally vengeance is MINE! Hoofie killed me comedically in my very first mafia game ever and I have never forgiven him

 

So, you burn things on command right?

 

*looks around for stuff to burn*

 

>.>

[dicetosser1]

channels Water all over the hoofster wouldnt want u burning thru ure clothes now would we?? :rolleyes: :baalzamon: :baalzamon:

[Ithillian Turambar]

*gives Hoofie an appropriate welcome present*

 

 

Westley: [planning a strategy] Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.

Fezzik: [produces a holocaust cloak] Will this do?

Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?

Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fits so nice, he said I could keep it.

 

 

Now he won't get his clothes all burned up And he gets a lovely PB quote too.

 

[Basel Gill]

Vote Hoof (again).

[Blackhoof]

a PB quote is the best present :D

[Ithillian Turambar]

I have many many more ...

[RandA lThor]

Welcome back hoof, now I won't through myself at you anymore. :)

[Ithillian Turambar]

I think that Despo's thread is far more popular than mine - I guess me posting in it so much helps lol

[Songstress]

I'll say welcome back to Hoofy in both... 'cuz it's awesome having him here, even if he is all shadowy and stuff. BT > all.

[Netbattler11]

I want a holocaust cloak!

[Ithillian Turambar]

What would you give for one?

[Sakaea]

Welcome back, Hoofie...

[Netbattler11]

Ummmmm... Soul's gone... Broke... Need my limbs... A bound and gagged lightie?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Do they exist?

[dicetosser1]

grabs tress binds and gags her and shows ithi

 

"see they DO exist!!!" lets tress go

[RandA lThor]

*amazed* its a breakthrough in our research!

[Turin Turambar]

Welcome Hoofie! once you get your access worked out you can get some more stuffs done.

[Turin Turambar]

oh and don't forget to sign in to roll call. keeps you off the tree.