[Advanced] teh lolz Apocalypse Mafia - Signups

[Razen]

I can haz mafiaz?

[Lenlo]

Mah kitteh wantz numbah 10z plz.

[Aiel Heart]

Can I bump Basel out of spot #7???

[Blackhoof]

<p>i am in! :D

[Basel Gill]

Just in case any ones of us haz da hungries:

 

[Red2111]

all added to the list *evil grin* i've opened up 4 more sports. Role PM's will go out on Monday April 2nd, and signups will stay open until then. i can always add more lolz

 

 

[Red2111]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

 

reason finally discovered why Basement Kitteh has the ebil's all teh time

 

[Red2111]

bump-ola

 

 

sign ups will stay open until Monday 7am CST then roles will go out.

 

[John E. Kelley]

Monday is much too long to wait. There are no games in the Queue. Therefore, this game must be expedited. I'm starting to have to abuse crack because of the lack of DM Mafia. Do you really want to be a party to aiding to the problems of a Mafia-Junkie? Lack-of-Mafia is a problem that affects all of us. We all know someone suffering from the effects of Mafia-Withdrawal. With education, and a dearth of multiple Mafia games, you too, can prevent the social issues that arise from too few Mafia games in the DM Mafia sub-forum. Please, do what you can to prevent crack abuse due to no mafia games.

 

This has been a public service announcement from the "Help Stop Crack Abuse Due To No DM Mafia" campaign.

[Songstress]

^ ^ He seriously needs help.

 

 

Also, we need a basic game to get started soon so I can finish getting my friend hooked on mafia. She's scared of starting with an advanced game

[Red2111]

lmfao

[Red2111]

while my game is advanced, it's not Wes or Verb advanced. tell her to sign up for mine. the sharks will play nice for the first day or so ... i think

[John E. Kelley]

while my game is advanced, it's not Wes or Verb advanced. tell her to sign up for mine. the sharks will play nice for the first day or so ... i think

 

No promises. This shark is hung-ary..... Just kidding, any friend of the Tress is a friend of this guy.

[Songstress]

LOL... She's already wary of you, Ishy darlin'...

 

As for the game, I'll see what I can do. She's been reading up on recent games, the lure of the lolcat may be sufficient.

[John E. Kelley]

LOL... She's already wary of you, Ishy darlin'...

 

As for the game, I'll see what I can do. She's been reading up on recent games, the lure of the lolcat may be sufficient.

 

Wary of me? I'm the weak-link hear abouts. The new kid on the block if you will. I may talk a good game, but everyone here knows that I am the player that everyone hopes that they DON'T get on their team. I've had a good run for a few weeks, but anyone that knows what's what knows that it's all been luck on my part. No skill from me, only everyone letting me slide to the the end because I can't be bothered to be bothered with. Let her know that she has no reason to fear me, only being allied with me. Unless we have you on our team, because you're the new badass on the scene.

[Red2111]

Ishy you're such a LLL. newb my left foot

[Songstress]

Yeahhhhh, lol... thereby assuring that if the mafia doesn't kill me N1, I'll be lynched D2 because everyone thinks I'm one of 'em.

 

That's why I keep you around, Ishy, you're good for my ego.

[John E. Kelley]

Yeahhhhh, lol... thereby assuring that if the mafia doesn't kill me N1, I'll be lynched D2 because everyone thinks I'm one of 'em.

 

That's why I keep you around, Ishy, you're good for my ego.

 

You're ten times the player I am Tress, you don't need me for anything.

[Songstress]

No way! Being your designated driver gives me a purpose!

 

Plus you're fun to talk to - when we're allowed to talk.

[John E. Kelley]

No way! Being your designated driver gives me a purpose!

 

Plus you're fun to talk to - when we're allowed to talk.

 

You have more than enough purpose.....

 

Kicking my ass in Mafia games

 

Making me look good in Mafia games

 

Keeping me from getting a DUI..

 

Acting as Eye Candy when I step out....

 

Etc......

[Songstress]

Ya know, I'm racking my brains trying to figure out when I've ever kicked your @ss in a game.

 

First game, you lynched me... second game, you poisoned me... third game, you made me eat my hat because I refused to believe you were actually who you claimed... fourth game, I might very well have made an idiot of myself if I'd mentioned what I was thinking before I died.... Nope, I see no kicking.

[Basel Gill]

No way! Being your designated driver gives me a purpose!

 

Plus you're fun to talk to - when we're allowed to talk.

 

You have more than enough purpose.....

 

Kicking my ass in Mafia games

 

Making me look good in Mafia games

 

Keeping me from getting a DUI..

 

Acting as Eye Candy when I step out....

 

Etc......

Ya know, I'm racking my brains trying to figure out when I've ever kicked your @ss in a game.

 

First game, you lynched me... second game, you poisoned me... third game, you made me eat my hat because I refused to believe you were actually who you claimed... fourth game, I might very well have made an idiot of myself if I'd mentioned what I was thinking before I died.... Nope, I see no kicking.

 

But you don't deny the eye candy part.

[Red2111]

^ Win

[keyholder21]

Wary of me? I'm the weak-link hear abouts. The new kid on the block if you will. I may talk a good game, but everyone here knows that I am the player that everyone hopes that they DON'T get on their team. I've had a good run for a few weeks, but anyone that knows what's what knows that it's all been luck on my part. No skill from me, only everyone letting me slide to the the end because I can't be bothered to be bothered with. Let her know that she has no reason to fear me, only being allied with me. Unless we have you on our team, because you're the new badass on the scene.

 

Sorry love, but just saying it does not make it true. If you're trying to make us all doubt your skill you're talking to the wrong crowd...

 

 

Tress darling, I honestly think this is one of the best groups for her to start with. Also, it's way more fun to just jump in and play. Pretty sure my first five or so were advanced games heh.

[SBoydW]

 

Tress darling, I honestly think this is one of the best groups for her to start with. Also, it's way more fun to just jump in and play. Pretty sure my first five or so were advanced games heh.

 

Agreed.... we no bite....