[Advanced] teh lolz Apocalypse Mafia - Signups

[Red2111]

In a not to distant future at Besment Kitteh's secret lair

 

*knock knock knock*

 

 

 

So Basement Kitteh letted him in.

 

Soon into the talk, Cieling Witness Kitteh realized he waz talkin to Basement Kitteh, an he went like dis

 

 

Basement Kitteh no liked that. an his wraith was a furry to behold

 

 

so obviuosly, Cieling Witness Kitteh ended up ded.

 

 

 

 

den Ceiling Cat looked down, an he gotted a mad at Basement Kitteh.

 

"Why ju dedded my kitteh?" Cieling Cat asked him. But Basement kitteh laughed at Ceiling Cat, an stucked out his tongue, an called him sum names

 

 

 

So Ceiling Cat got an even bigger mad, and tried to smite Basment Kitteh

 

 

 

But Basement Kitteh iz smart. Fore he runned and hideded from Ceiling Cat and started to do teh plotting; taking all the noms with him.

 

So Ceiling Cat came down to teh Earth, giving nom's to all and teh Apocalypse began.

 

 

 

 

teh Rulez

 

1. Everyone is an lolz, revealing the lolz goodness is not allowed.

 

2. Absolutely NO out-of-thread communications may be either entirely or partially quoted, screen-capped or in any other way directly provided within the game thread.

 

3. If I think you are employing tactics that are outside the spirit of the game, I will modkill you.

 

4. Days will be about 72hrs or Day ends when the Majority vote has been reached, weekend days will count as 1/2 days. You’ve been warned. Night actions must be submitted within 48 hours of the day-ending scene (72 hours if that includes weekend time). Note to players: I'll try to avoid the deadline ending on a weekand, but if it does I will get on to check the game thread.

 

5. We will be running a normal mafia format with lynches during the day and night actions during the night.

 

6. Bicker as you normally would, but direct personal insults will not be tolerated. If this happens, I’ll consult the mod console to rule on a decision, however when in doubt, refer to rule 14 for the time being.

 

7. Night actions will occur instantly, unless otherwise specified. This means that two people night-killing each other will both die (unless one is saved somehow) . Any action not submitted by the deadline will be forfeit for that phase and I will only accept the first action submitted. Once you send in your action, that’s it! (No take backs!) Night will stay open until its deadline, or all actions are received.

 

8. Communication: You are not allowed to communicate about this game to anyone outside this game thread, unless specifically authorized.

 

9. This is a Hammer Game, if it moves too slowly the Hooman will do somethin' ju wunt like, like take away all da cheezeburgers or give all da kittehs a bath or eated all of ur akshuns or something like dat.

 

10. If you are DEAD, don't post in the game thread. you get one "Ai am Dedded, kaythnkxbye" post but thats it.

 

11. You cannot edit your posts.

 

12. Quoting the Mod: You may not quote anything I say in PM or anywhere else about the game. You can’t game the mod. You can’t talk about what I said or may have said in my PM’s.

 

13. You can ask me questions, but I won’t guarantee an answer other than PAFO. Any question asked on thread will likely result in a PAFO so it’s best to ask in PM.

 

14. GFY

 

15. Please submit all Actions in the same thread as your role PM; this helps keep things easier to find and much more organized; the mod likes organization.

 

16. This is a kitchen sink advanced 14+ player game.

 

17. All votes must be bolded and in the color Red, unvotes must be similar (though unvotes can be any other color except for black if you wish); if you want to change your vote, previous votes must be unvoted first.

 

18. spamming in the form of lolz goodness is not requiered but will give teh mod a happy. if teh lolz dunt amuse ju, dunt sign up. kaythnkbye.

 

 

Player List

 

1. Songstress

2. Ishy

3. Nol

4. Chrissy

5. Key

6. BG

7. AH

8. Basel Gill

9. Maw

10. Soy

11. Eternal Pheonix (EP)

12. Razen

13. Kae

14. Lenlo

15. Hoof

16. Kaylee

17.

18.

19.

20.

 

 

Back-upz

 

1. Leelou

2. Levity

[Songstress]

[Red2111]

[Gabriel Kross]

T_T my number is not available I wantz numba 22!! Can I haz numba 22? like make last numba 22 instead of what it is? I got a thing goin! oh oh and is this a hammer typer game?

[Red2111]

ai can gives ju 11, which iz half of 22.

 

and yesh it be a hammer game

 

[Gabriel Kross]

QQ okayz I will haz tha elevenziez

[Sakaea]

STOP MAKING GAMEZ I MUST JOIN!!!!!

 

That said, I'm sooooo in. #13 please.

 

Teh lolz amuze me so much I almost fall out of my chair...

[Red2111]

ju haz a Mafiaz Kae.

 

 

ai can haz origin story?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kaythnxbye

[Christine]

AMG ADD MEH!

[Red2111]

ju r added

 

 

[keyholder21]

I want in please!!

[Red2111]

ju r added

 

[bgrishinko]

Obligatory misspelling commencing in 3.2.1...

 

I enjoy the goodness of the "lolz" (lauging out loud / laughing on-line, the z represents plurality in this case as it sounds like the more common 's') cats as they are quite amusing.

 

Mmm, yes, I think I would enjoy this. I would like a Cheeseburger.

[Red2111]

ai can haz moar signups! ai make BG-burger instead of cheezeburger.

 

[keyholder21]

I ken rekwest pacific teem membres plz?

[bgrishinko]

keyz haz perdy new pic!

[keyholder21]

ets mah kartune sellf (typing like this hurts so much).

[keyholder21]

And thanks heh .

[Red2111]

Key, ai forwarded teh submishion to Approval Kitteh, but ai dunno, ai keep geeting this

 

 

 

ai think Approval Kitteh is noa Denial Kitteh

[Basel Gill]

Red, I can has sign-up? And will there be treats? (Dis be one game where I dun has to worry about Red always suspecting me.)

 

[Red2111]

a goggie ... who let a goggie in here

 

 

wait minute .... doens't stink like goggie .. ai take closer look

 

 

 

okie, ju only playin dress up as googie. ju is iksepted

[keyholder21]

Hm....well,

 

 

oar mebbe jus tern arownd:

 

[Red2111]

 

srry, rekwest ju iz making nawt avalibible noa, come back l8tr. kaythnxby

 

 

[Netbattler11]

I can has an in?

[SBoydW]

Yes, please.