Here I am, My Dears. Come and Grovel

[Christine]

Yes Yes. You know the drill.

 

 

Come, bring me presents!

[Nynaeve]

I think last time I was Nae'blis I forgot to put up the thread. LMAO

 

*looks at Christine*

 

oh hai!

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

Oh, Great N'B, I bring a present for your new pet:

 

 

Cause every tiger needs a comfy bed.

[Christine]

Ooooo, every tiger DOES need a comfy bed!

 

 

 

Last time I was Nae'blis, I didn't know what I was supposed to do.

[Reyoru]

O Great Nae'Blis, I bring you this exquisite sample of fresh trolloc turd.

 

You should smear it on your face to get rid of those warts.

[Christine]

...

 

 

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Oh Nae'blis - MosteMightyAndGloriousAndPowerfulYadayadayada - here, I bring you this shiney and prestigiously ghastly evil sword of Aaaaarrrrgghhhhhh for you to chop unfaithful minions' heads off. Because you're worth it.

 

[Christine]

*jumps up and down giggling, then composes self and straightens her dress*

 

 

Thank you for your offering!

 

 

*puts a comfy pillow beside her throne and sets Nyanna on it* Now, you sit here/

[Sakaea]

I grovel at your feet my dear. And give you lots of pressies!

 

 

A new dress....

 

 

A necklace for St. Patrick's Day tomorrow...

 

 

And of course, something to stab Ed with!

 

Cheers love!

[Christine]

*puts Kae on a pillow on the other side of her throne*

[Nynaeve]

I brought you nothing. But it's the thought that counts, right? :D

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Christine]

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

[Nynaeve]

Meanie :P

 

 

 

Nyn

[Basel Gill]

Oooh, I have something for the tiger to snack on! Feed her some fine Kobe steaks! I brought a whole case of these!

 

 

And for your own enjoyment, some fine aged liquor:

 

[Christine]

*pushes everyone off their pillows*

 

 

Gimme the alcohol. NAO.

[Ledinna Sedai]

Oh, wonderful, dangerous, awesome, amazing, beautiful, scary, great and perfect Nae'blis, I have presents for you too!!

 

daggers,

 

 

a box to keep your daggers in,

 

and I give you innocent people to whom you can sharpen your daggers!

 

 

[dapianoplay3r]

Oh great and mighty DO

I give you a range of dresses to replace the ones that we keep destroying

[Christine]

Dinna, I love the offering of people!

 

 

*stores them away for a rainy day*

 

 

 

 

DRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

How am I supposed to choose just one?

[dapianoplay3r]

not one. They are all for you great one

For my next gift I give you a troop of sewing monkeys that will mend all the stab wounds your dresses take as well as getting all blood out of them

I have also hear a rumor that these are in fact the same monkeys to which Ed is related

There is no way to verify this but I did find this photo in the possession of one of the monkeys

[Christine]

I meant choose one person that I love their gifts the most... but that one right there... I want to give points just for that.

 

Forget it, I am.

 

10 Points for the monkey with the laptop photo.

[Christine]

Nyna - NEGATIVE TEN POINTS

Moon - 3 Points! Pretty Bed

Rey - NEGATIVE 100 POINTS

Nyanna - 3 Points! Give me more!

Sakaea - 8 Points, I am Welsh, but thanks for the thought!

Basel - 6 Points! You're mine!

Dina - 9 Points! Creative AND thoughtful!

Piano - 21 Points! AMAZING dresses, and MONKEYS!

 

 

(not the final list, obviously)

[Basel Gill]

I got you some more stuffs, Great Mistress Nae'blis!

 

Some nice diamond daggers:

If diamonds aren't your style, how about emeralds?

 

And peeps. You can never go wrong with peeps.

 

[Christine]

What girls don't love dia- EMERALDS!

 

 

*HUGS*

 

 

Yes! Definitely my favorite!

[Sakaea]

You don't have to be Irish to enjoy St. Patrick's. I'm mostly German...and Saturday was very fun. *nods*

[Melanas]

Apologies for taking so long to present you with a gift. I heard rumours of some strange creature roaming the Borderlands who was emitting a strange aroma of freshly baked cake. Naturally, I had to examine out this strange anomoly, and what I found was extra-ordinary. An entire being formed from cake! I was torn between the desire to study it, or kill it and drag its carcass back to Shayol Ghul.

 

Eventually I decided the latter would be more fun, how often do you get to attack a cake monster anyway? Unfortunately the second I killed it, flocks of birds decided its body looked like a tasty treat, but I managed to salvage the heart(well hearts, it actually had three, unfortunately I saw a frenzied fox make off with the other one), and I present it to you here.

 

Enjoy the yumminess!