Can Anyone make up a joke about the wheel of time?

[Lady Saravhem]

I remember that one now.

[Meliane]

Egeanin and Domon are aboard a ship on the Aryth Ocean when they encounter a Seanchan ship approaching. Being the Captain of this particular ship, Egeanin shouts for her red shirt, and a spry swashbuckler with a curved sword on his back runs off to fetch it.

 

Two days later, the lookout spots two Seanchan ships approaching. Egeanin once again shouts for a red shirt, and a one-eyed pirate lopes off to find it.

 

At this point, Domon cannot contain his curiosity. He scratches his beard, peers at Egeanin and says "Lass, what do be the significance of the red shirt?" Egeanin looks askance at Domon, muttering under her breath about property. Finally she answers him, "If we have to fight, I may take an injury. The captain of a ship cannot be seen to falter, or the crew loses heart. If I'm wearing a red shirt, no one can see me bleeding, and they fight all the harder, seeing their captain fighting alongside them without fail."

 

A week later, the lookout yells down to the deck that he sees a fleet of twenty ships approaching with their battle flags raised. Egeanin appears shaken. When she can speak, she shouts, "Someone find my brown pants!"

[richglennon]

What do you call the area between Dragonmount and the Eye of the World?

 

The taint.

 

Based off the joke of what do you call the area between your ass and your balls. The taint. aint your ass and aint your balls.

[richglennon]

Cool, poopshoot is bunny if you type ass.

[Sila Darklover]

There are bull-like Trollocs?

[Hannah Banana]

What do you call an Aielman who throws down his spears from the Bleakness... then picks them back up again?

 

Re-Taardad.

[Sila Darklover]

What did the Saldaean farmgirl say to the Trolloc?

[RobertAlexWillis]

Knowing you, Sila, its undoubtedly harvest time for that Saldaean farmgirl.

[Sila Darklover]

Oh yeah. :twisted:

 

How did Machin Shin avoid being destroyed by the Creator?

By swearing, truthfully, "I've changed my Ways"

[Lady Saravhem]

Good one.

[Jeynhir]

How do you know if an Aes Sedai has been in your fridge?

 

->Ask her.

[PerrinFtw]

More more! They were CLASS. Both me and my brother (long time readers first time writers) were lolling all over the place xD

 

Rand: "Want to see m sword that's not a sword"

 

and

 

Mat: "I'm pretty good with the Old Tongue"

 

Please more I'm killing myself absolutely loving this :D

 

Tara Boner joke was brill aswell :D Keep em coming please :)

[Nelal Hurcran]

I'm not a good joke-maker-uper myaself, but I do knoqw qwhere to get asome good oneas.

 

http://www.wotmania.com/humor.asp

 

Enjoy!

[richglennon]

so three Aes Sedai walk into a bar.

 

The first says "I am a sister of the brown and I seek knowledge. Give me your oldest wine, I mean the oldest!"

 

The second says "No, serve me first! Men suck and may they all rot in hell. There is a reason the Red Ajah exists. Give me a Mind-Eraser!!"

 

The third chimes in and says "forget those gals. Give me 3 shots of tequila for myself and my warders. Green rules!"

 

Who do you think got served first?

 

The one with the biggest tits!!!!

[Mathias]

Why can't you take a picture of a Myrrdraal?

 

... Cause it'll Fade.

 

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What is the least favorite season in Seanchan?

 

...Fall

 

Why?

 

... cause of all the Raken

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ba dump bump.

[isk]

these are making me groan in the best way

[Mathias]

Taim is not a bad guy...

... He's just misunderstood.

[Hannah Banana]

Taim is not a bad guy...

... He's just misunderstood.

 

And an asshat.

[Mathias]

One thing's for sure, by the end of AMoL he'll be wearing his ass as a hat.