What ith thith plathe?

[Igor]

Thith ith not where I wath exthpecting to be. I knew we should have taken the thecond left after thtarbuckth. Thtupid vampireth.

 

I gueth I had might ath well make the motht of it now though.

 

Greetingth, I am Igor - thientitht, mortithian and incredibly good looking guy. Parth of me are over a hundred yearth old. Me and my fellow Monthterth were looking for a Halloween Party at the Black Lagoon but theem to have ended up here inthtead, wherever here ith.

 

We do intend to party thtill - tho if anyone can recommend a good thpot for uth to set up camp that would be ethcellent.

 

Igor

[Elgee]

I thould inthroduthe you to Ithi

 

Welcome to DM, Igor - I'm sure we'll be able to find you a little spot here

[Ithillian Turambar]

Welcome Igor. You have arrived here at a very exciting time. Elgee always said she would try and find me an Igor lol. I never thought it would ever actually be possible though.

[Karasayl]

*gasps, points, and rubs my eyes*

 

Maaaaybe Ive had.too much oosquai last night, because Im imagining Im seeing Monsters....

[The Invisible Man]

I think I have found someone who just may want invisibility more than me. What happened to your face man?

[Aiel Heart]

*Double takes*

 

*double takes again*

 

Umm.... Maybe I need to go back to sleep again..... *is suspicious of the in charge people around here*

 

So Igor, have you read the WoT books? :P If so which book are on and which characters and parts are your favorites?

 

And welcome :)

[quickster23]

*paralyzed with fear.*

Who are your least favorite characters?

[Aiel Heart]

I think he's cute *hugs Igor*

[Igor]

Well thith theems like a nithe friendly plathe. Perhapth it won't turn out too bad after all.

 

Hello Elgee - what beautiful fingerth you have. Let me know when you have finished with them and I will take them of your handth.

 

Ithi ithi - what a delightful name. Why it jutht tripth off the tongue like a thpring thonnet!

 

Greetinth TiM - I thee you followed the thtupid vampirth inthructionth ath well. It theems like we may have a lot of fun her though

 

Hello Aiel Heart - I think I like you too. You have a body part in your name and hearth can be tho difficult to find. I will add you to my litht. I have read the WoT bookth of courth. I think I like Padan Fain the betht - and the parth when they are in the wayths and that evil wind thtuff ith after them - remindth me of The Fog!

 

Threadth - retht athured there are more fearthome creatureth than me within thith mortal plane. My fellow compatriath will arrive thoon.

 

*spooky music*

[Igor]

Cute? Be careful with my left arm - the thtiching ith a little loothe.

[Aiel Heart]

I'll be careful :)

 

List? I'm not sure how I feel about that... :P

[Turin Turambar]

Welcome Igor. Is that pronounced (E-gor) or (I-gor)? You might want to go by the big party being held at the White Tower on Monday. And I can recommend a seamstress for that arm if you need one.

[Ledinna Sedai]

Welcome to DM, Igor!!

 

You seem somehow familiar. Have we met before?

 

Who is your favourite Forsaken?

 

Feel free to ask if you've got questions about DM.

 

I hope you will like it here!!

[Elgee]

*Hands a box of tissues around*

 

Always glad to lend a hand, Igor! I'm a firm believer in recycling

[bobarose]

Cute? Be careful with my left arm - the thtiching ith a little loothe.

you didnt bring the luggage with you i hope.

or that idiot rincewind.

[Igor]

Greetingth Ledinna and Turin. My favourite Forethaken? Hmmm, perhapth I would actually clath them ath being a Chothen, theeing ath I am from the darker end of the thpectrum. I'm going to have to go for Moghedien. I think we would get along thwimmingly. I've alwayth liked hiding in the thadows mythelf - and the thpider thing she hath going ith jutht delightful.

 

You pronounth my name eeeeeegor - unleth you are a bloody vampire and then it ith uthually oi! or hey you! They are the motht demanding of creatureth it theems.

 

Hello BelRobin ... Rinthwind? Hmmmm never heard of him. You mutht be thinking of my cousin Igor. People often thay we look alike.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

nice. very nice. welcome.

[Igor]

Why thank you Thindy. You theem to be a creature of thpirit and perhapth a little thadow too? Perhapth we could arrange a little trytht next week?

 

I am making arrangementh for a more thuitable accomodathion for me and my fellow Monthterth, tho we are not dithturbing thethe boardth any more. It will thuit you down to the ground I think and you don't have to join to jutht vithit. It can be our little thecret.

 

Igor :lithp:

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

if only i wasn't so sure you were just looking for spare parts.

 

and your tower bower is perhaps not my cup of evil....

 

still, flattered.