New Sword Forms

[Smittyphi]

As discussed in the quote below in another topic, these are the honorary firsts posts

 

I'm trying desperately to "fix" my pronunciation. Cairhien was always CAIR-heen to me, until I looked in the glossary, where it's like 6 syllables. Some of it is ridiculous.

 

You know, swordfights in WoT are really boring. It's just 'he used insert technique here'.

 

I remember reading a thread about funny techniques. The only two I can remember are "Cat Craps in a Sandbox" and "Fat Guy Rushes the Food Bar." I still giggle when I read those....LOL

James

 

That's awesome. We need a new thread to make up funny swordfighting technique names.

 

One to drive the ladies crazy: "Man Washes the Dishes"

[Din]

Alcairaheinallen.

[he who comes with a bong]

five iron in the rough

 

cat licks its own back

 

pinwheel of pain

 

ill come up with some more im sure hahahahah

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

stooge blocks the eye-poke

[dutchman1789]

taco bell slips through the colon

[Lightflame]

Old guy takes a nap.

 

Fat guy conquers the couch.

 

Soldier trips on a rock.

 

Drunken man noms his friend.

[Clayden69]

Farts In Bed- u dont see it coming but when it hits, its deadly

[Superhal]

Stabbing the Taco

Sheathing the Burrito/Lobster/Banana/Pipe/Rail (A very popular form, over 3,000 exist.)

Oiling the Eel

Biting the Pillow

[SheaththeSword]

Answering the Phone

Sniffing

Running Down Cats/Zombies/cyclists...

[Mats Spare Hat]

Hippo Squats Loudly

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

hyundai voids the warranty

[he who comes with a bong]

umbrella opens in the rain

 

chicken crosses the road

 

rainbow over the water

 

hairball clogs the drain

[Didgya]

-Empties the Chamber Pot

-Adjusts the Shawl

-Tugs the Braid

-Smiles without touching one's Eyes

 

Maybe a little to close to home?

[Clayden69]

-Empties the Chamber Pot

-Adjusts the Shawl

-Tugs the Braid

-Smiles without touching one's Eyes

 

Maybe a little to close to home?

 

Didgya m8 u forgot "Smoothes The Skirt"

[Sid]

The Almost Smile

 

Carlton dances to Tom Jones

 

Plucking the Harp

 

Monkey @%^&ing a football

 

Directing the chorus

 

Starting the lawnmower

 

Combing the desert

 

Unnecessary flourish

[LemonPastie]

My favourite part of this thread is trying to imagine a full on duel then someone whips out a "Starting the Lawnmower" or something

[hazelkrs1]

The Almost Smile

 

Carlton dances to Tom Jones

 

Plucking the Harp

 

Monkey @%^&ing a football

 

Directing the chorus

 

Starting the lawnmower

 

Combing the desert

 

Unnecessary flourish

 

This guy wins. LOL this whole thread is majorly win. Guess I'll try my hand:

 

Dropping the Ladle

 

Splitting the Pant Seat

 

Shooting the Bird

 

Catcher Squatting in the Rye

 

Dog Drags Rearquarters Across Carpet

 

Flushing the Goldfish

 

Fly Buzzing Around Excrement

 

You Go Girl (requires quick flashing side to side movements with sword while snapping)

 

Rolling the Cabbage Patch

 

Revealing the Mullet (youd have to see the youtube video for this one to make sense)

[Superhal]

Chocolate Rain of Pain

 

Twist of the Dramatic Gopher

 

Scream of Tron Guy

 

Two Swords, One Cup

[Arkane101]

-Empties the Chamber Pot

-Adjusts the Shawl

-Tugs the Braid

-Smiles without touching one's Eyes

 

Maybe a little to close to home?

 

Didgya m8 u forgot "Smoothes The Skirt"

 

You also forgot "Drinks the tea"

[Clayden69]

Chocolate Rain of Pain

 

Twist of the Dramatic Gopher

 

Scream of Tron Guy

 

Two Swords, One Cup

 

 

Two Swords, One Cup

[Didgya]

The Almost Smile

 

Carlton dances to Tom Jones

 

Plucking the Harp

 

Monkey @%^&ing a football

 

Directing the chorus

 

Starting the lawnmower

 

Combing the desert

 

Unnecessary flourish

Once again Sid pulls out the awesome!

I am surprised that the "dirty" minds (mine included) haven't came out with some...well..

-Dangling in the Cleavage

-Nestling in the Cleavage

-Snugs around the Hips

-Sways down the Hall

Thank you

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i think RJ covered it pretty well with sheathing the sword. anything with sword, actually.

[Superhal]

Sword forms that rely on deception:

 

Holding in the Pot Belly

 

Wearing the Make-up

 

Tightening the Girdle

 

Spraying the Comb-Over

 

And another death blow:

Turning the Spit (But Pretending to Swallow)

[Ingtar Shinowa]

The Retreating Ardvark

The Gopher sees his Shadow

The Protruding Turtle Head

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the run away, run away. . .