[s]Goal: 100,000 New Goal: 200,000[/s] New Goal: 250.000

[Shad_]

But only a short distance into my trek, I passed a couple who warned me that a pack of rabid wolverines had just murdered two pedestrians on the road ahead of me.

[Shad_]

Well, I could not risk that.

[Shad_]

And I thought I should stay put and spend the night with some other family in a closer cabin.

[Shad_]

So I asked the couple if I might borrow their cellphone, so that I could inform my parents that I would not be returning until the morning.

[Shad_]

But then I realized that this was very silly, as I had just called them on my own cellphone, so it must just be a dream.

[BFG]

Heh, I don't often remember dreams, but I was walking some of the Bibbulman track in Australia and ~camping in their shelters

[BFG]

The first night I arrived well after dark as I got distracted on the most beautiful beach (for about 4 hours)

[BFG]

And I was already ~bothered because the track leading to the hut was not well marked and I wasn't sure how much further I was supposed to go and in Australia everythings basically trying to kill you...

[BFG]

But anyway, I arrived safely and then realised the 'hut' was more or less a roof and 2 walls, and it was dark so I couldn't do a thorough check for creepy crawlies, but I uneasily went to sleep

[BFG]

During the night I became aware that some spider lobster hybrid was crawling towards me

[BFG]

So I screamed (literally) and ran to the other side of the hut

[BFG]

Then reached for my glasses and a torch and realised that it was pitch black so I couldn't have seen anything and without my glasses I'm mostly blind so wouldn't have seen anything more than a blob

[BFG]

So it must have been a dream

[BFG]

It did not stop me from spending the rest of the night (and following) curled up on a picnic bench for 'safety'

[Ithillian Turambar]

I can't ever use my mobile phone in dreams. It just doesn't work.

 

Either I can't dial numbers or press the dial button or something goes wrong with it.

 

Once I was able to use a phone though and I was telling Turin I'd made a call. He was all - hang on the phone worked?

 

And I said well yes, it was a landline.

 

The matrix is real ...

Edited July 22, 2017 by Ithillian Turambar

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[LedZepMan]

Knects robots took over the world, and put humans in concentration camps. So I'm sneaking out with my family, and we get ambushed. Turns out my grandma tipped em off and got us caught.

 

Last thing I remember of the dream is beating my grandmothers head in with a 2x4.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Your grandmother's a K'nex Android?

[LedZepMan]

Sympathizer. A dirty rotten no good symp

[Shad_]

real life stories from North Korea

[Dar'Jen Ab Owain]

Wow. What a dream.

[Leyrann]

He never said it was a dream.

[Leyrann]

Nevermind he did.

[Shad_]

yawn

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coffee