Kissing Booth!

Blackhoof · January 9, 2011

*morphs into an attractive dark-haired lady* :berelain:

Kisses! Only a dollar a second! What a bargain! :tongue:

come on, you know you want to :laugh:

can you resist the dark allure of a Shayol Ghul Black Tower member... :cool: :baalzamon:

LilyElizabeth · January 9, 2011

I wish you luck with this, Blackhoof.

Adella · January 9, 2011

I wish you luck with this too, as I don't know of anyone who has successfully done this.

Talya · January 9, 2011

We need to give the men a little shove into this...they'd enjoy it.. :biggrin:

10pts for the first man to take up the offer!

dapianoplay3r · January 9, 2011

so i kept tabs on this thread to see if you had any luck and apparently not. Ed once got a game of maiden's kiss going... Try that

dapianoplay3r · January 9, 2011

I WANT TO POINT OUT I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE POST ABOVE ME BECAUSE THE NEW DM DOESNT TELL YOU ABOUT POSTS WHILE YOU ARE POSTING

sorry to dissappoint you black

Adella · January 9, 2011

so i kept tabs on this thread to see if you had any luck and apparently not. Ed once got a game of maiden's kiss going... Try that

Ed got guys to kiss him? *shudder*

dapianoplay3r · January 9, 2011

Blackhoof is a girl!?

...

Im sorry i did not notice that at all. I though that was part of the thread.

*cough*

I owe you one?

Adella · January 9, 2011

Blackhoof is less known around the BT than Ed was to DM as a whole... There is a difference.

dapianoplay3r · January 9, 2011

Sometimes my stupidity precedes me

to make up for it I will be the first to take the kiss

Adella · January 9, 2011

Sometimes my stupidity precedes me

to make up for it I will be the first to take the kiss

Awh, how sad, you'll get 10 points :rolleyes:

dapianoplay3r · January 9, 2011

Points!

But i wasnt doing it for the points I swear

*kisses Blackhoof*

Adella · January 9, 2011

*laughs uproariously*

dapianoplay3r · January 9, 2011

* searches the quote

*laughs uproariously*

and posts the first image result*

This is what you looked like a second ago Adella

Talya · January 9, 2011

WOW, you did it Player, I guess 1-pts your way. If i were you I would say that you DID do it for the points, LOL

LedZepMan · January 9, 2011

Im so lonely, Oh so lonely........

ohhhh, do i detect a whiff of fair maiden?....

hmmmm, a good lookin girl offering kisses fer sale.....

well then, i shall make my way over to this booth.

Hello, sweetie, how are you doing today.

Locke · January 9, 2011

I wish you luck with this too, as I don't know of anyone who has successfully done this.

I remember Anox did, awhile back.

Adella · January 10, 2011

I wish you luck with this too, as I don't know of anyone who has successfully done this.

I remember Anox did, awhile back.

Ah, that is a good possibility...

LilyElizabeth · January 10, 2011

*shares popcorn with Adella* This will be good.

LedZepMan · January 10, 2011

if only you were the cute bartender i met last night............

Blackhoof · January 12, 2011

Blackhoof is a girl!?

...

Im sorry i did not notice that at all. I though that was part of the thread.

*cough*

I owe you one?

im not a girl! i am a teenage boy and proud of it! i am as manly as michael jackson! *everyone gasps* what? still too soon?

i morphed into a hot lady to get kisses.... why? you will soon find out...

Points!

But i wasnt doing it for the points I swear

*kisses Blackhoof*

mwa ha ha ha ha! I, Blackhoof, am a member of SHAYOL GHUL! *dun dun dunnn* and am on grayman task number 1! the job is to seduce someone from the black tower and do this to them.....

*dapianoplay swooned as the mysterious and beautiful woman's lips burned against his, lust burning like a hellish flame from his head to his toes. They part, and dapianoplay is speechless for several minutes as he fumbles for his coin. how much did he owe her? the kiss seemed to last for eternity..... could he afford eternity?

Suddenly the woman looked outraged and cried "I am Lanfear, Daughter of Night and i will not be SULLIED by the touch of one as lowly as you! How dare you lay your putrid lips upon my own! You will BURN for this impudence! YOU WILL DIE!!!

Blackhoof-Lanfear pointed at Dapianoplay and he began choking. His throat was blocked! he couldnt breathe! his lungs screamed for air like a drowning man (best i could do.... drowning men need air as well...) and darkness flooded the edges of his vision. Bile began rising from his throat, and small blakc slugs began flowing out of his mouth. screaming silently in horror and terror, dapianoplay sank to the ground, his face covered in slugs coated in dark slime.

black blots began spreading all over his body like a bag filled with holes as tny slugs ate their way out of him.

the holes widened, bigger and bigger slugs climbing out as more of the vile critters devoured him from the inside-out.

Only a few seconds had passed, but already dapianoplay was dead, his body reduced to a pile of shredded, black-coated bones and a mass of wriggling, writhing worms.

Blackhoof-Lanfear was still angry, though. that cretin had received his just desserts, but the oily tang of his lips stained her very soul. stalking through the black tower, she destroyed buildings left and right, wood and debris flying in all directions as if they were fleeing in terror from her fireballs and lightning bolts.*

It was time to return to the 'ghul, and collect payment. :smile:

Im so lonely, Oh so lonely........

ohhhh, do i detect a whiff of fair maiden?....

hmmmm, a good lookin girl offering kisses fer sale.....

well then, i shall make my way over to this booth.

Hello, sweetie, how are you doing today.

*returns to booth, ready to snare another victim*

im doing fine, sugar. im the perfect cure for loneliness....

wait.... did you call me... GOOD... LOOKING....

*veins become visible on blackhoof's feminine forehead*

I... AM.... BEAUTIFUL!!!!

*zaps impudent ingrate with lightning*

wont be seeing HIM with his underdeveliped tastes in women any time soon.... :rolleyes:

if only you were the cute bartender i met last night............

oh, i might be.... i get baround, baby doll :cool:

Talya · January 12, 2011

This has worked many times, I remember quite a few, lol.. When Tayol was OL

Bye Blackhoof...

mcs0083 · January 12, 2011

OH OH OH! I'll kiss you! Do I still get 10pts? *is a point whore* XD

dapianoplay3r · January 12, 2011

(ive never done this task because i was a guy. It looked to hard to get kisses)

*dapiano gurgles on the floor as slugs and all mannor if terrible things gush from his mouth as he slowly dies. He turns blue and offers one final choking cough before going limp*

Kissing Booth!

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