The Chapter Name Game

[Luckers]

We know there around 70 chapter in ToM, so lets name them. You can be serious or funny, as you wish.

 

Prologue: In Search of a Bath

Chapter 1: Shucks Guys, I'm Sorry I Was A Meglomaniacal Tyrant. We Good?

Chapter 2: Force of Habit--Spanking the Amyrlin

Chapter 3: Hopper, You Can't Fly Ok? You're A Wolf.

Chapter 4: The Funeral of Young Bull.

Chapter 5: Nuli Does a Trick

 

 

Chapter 62: Wait, I Thought You Brought the Iron.

Chapter 63: Disasters in Finnland.

[TheDecline01]

Chapter 65: Time to toss the Dragon!

[ed2funy]

Chapter 6: Demandred Reveals Himself

[FarShainMael]

Chapter 65: Time to toss the Dragon!

 

Shouldn't that be 'time to chase the dragon'.. er no perhaps not.

 

Chapter 7: I killed Asmodean

 

[Barid Bel Medar]

Prologue: Holy s**t, I thought you were dead!

 

Chapter 1: Dude, where's my axe?

 

Chapter 2: Why shouldnt I open the letter now? Its not like she could know...

 

Chapter 3: Oh crap, we really shoulda payed more attention to him.

 

Chapter 5: You mean I balefired the castle for nothing!?

 

Chapter 62: I'm serious, I will rip your throat out with my teeth.

 

Chapter 64: So, did you get any cool s**t in Finnland?

 

Epilouge: Holy s**t, I thought you were dead!Part 2.

[MattTaz]

Chapter 40: Elayne Takes Another Bath

Chapter 41: Mat thinks of Tuon and Looks South

Chapter 42: Elayne Argues With The Sea Folk.......Again

Chapter 43: Tuon thinks of Matrim and Looks North

Chapter 44: Demandred Reveals Himself Again And Gets Arrested

Chapter 45: Finnland Finnland Finnland The Country Where I Want To Be...(for Monty Python Fans)

Chapter 46: Faile Recaps On That Exciting How to Wash Silk Escapade from CoT

Chapter 47: Perrin Confused, Faile Jealous, Grady Tired, Galad Gay, Berelain Shit Out Of Luck

 

Sorry I'm tired  :)

[StefanR]

ToM - The 80's and 90's Musical

 

Prologue - The Ogier are Stumped

 

Chapter 1 - I'm on a mountain (to the tune of I'm on a boat)

 

Chapter 2 - Demandred unveils himself (Shout - Tears for fears)

 

Chapter 3 - Taim's cronies visit for cocktails (Everybody have fun tonight - Wang Chung)

 

Chapter 4 - Elayne does of nothing (to the tune of Oops I did it again)

 

Chapter 5 - Who let the dogs out (Perrin vs the darkhounds - to the tune of the baha men single)

 

Chapter 6 - Elayne visits Rand (Tainted Love - Soft Cell)

 

Chapter 7 - Rand sorts out his TP use (Fight the Power - Public Enemy)

 

Chapter 8 - Perrin tries to fly like in TAR (Broken Wings - Mister Mister)

 

Chapter 9 - Rand meets up with Moridin (Safety Dance - Men without hats)

 

Chapter 65 - Bad boys, Bad boys, Whatcha gonna do (The demise of demandred and fain - Bad boys theme song)

 

Chapter 66 - Lan dies (I just died in your arms - Cyndi Lauper

 

Will add more later

 

[TheDecline01]

Finnland makes me strongly think of:

 

chapter 25: How the Finns Stole Christmas?

 

or

 

chapter 25: Santa in Finnland.

 

 

Well, there should be some:

 

chapter 35: Foxes and Cheats.

chapter 36: An Unexpected Encounter.

chapter 42: Back from Vacations in the South.

 

[Solmyr]

Chapter 1: Cheaper by the dozen; Ituralde massacring trollocs in northern Saldea

 

Chapter 2: Berries in the bathroom; Rand descends from Dragonmount, bringing some fresh blueberries to Elayne ... who's just taking a bath.

 

Chapter 3: The wig shop; Nynaeve finally yanks her hair off.

 

Chapter 4: Who let the dogs out?; Dark hounds invade Perrin and Faile's sleeping tent. The latter is brutally murdered in front of the emo's eyes, the former is severely mangled, before Grady balefires the mutts.

 

Chapter 5: WTB a bronze knife;

 

Chapter 6: I'll be back!; Rand goes after Demandred

 

Chapter 7: Another forsaken bites the dust;

 

Chapter 65: You break the rules, we break your legs; adventures in Finnland

 

Chaoter 66: HELL, it's about time; Moiraine upon seeing Mat

[Owayn The Traveller]

Chapter 1: Narg not yet done; it appears the powers that be sent Narg back to finish he destiny.

 

 

[Fains nose]

Ebony and Ivory- Tuon and Mat reunion.

[Luckers]

Prologue - The Ogier are Stumped

 

I love this.

[JenniferL]

Chap. 37 "Suffa is NOT a good damane"

[Luckers]

Lol... I actually meant that when I wrote "Nuli does a trick".

 

Who is Nuli?  :o

[StefanR]

Lol... I actually meant that when I wrote "Nuli does a trick".

 

Who is Nuli?  :o

 

Nuli was Rand's fake name when he went to visit Elayne in WH. While using Mask of Mirrors, wasn't it?

[Barid Bel Medar]

see sigg.

 

 

V

[Knobs Mahoney]

Prologue: Dr. StrangeEyes...or How I Learned to Stop Worring and Love My saas    (Moridin monologue)

 

Prologue2: Lan: "WTF did all these trollocs from from?!"

 

Chapter 1: ...And Now For Something Completely Evil (AKA Fain's on Parade)

 

Chapter 2: Two Mules for Sister Moridin (An examination of the perils of leashing two very evil women against their will...)

 

Chapter 3: How Al'Thor Got His Groove Back

 

Chapter 4: The Taiming of the Shrew (in which we find out that Taim was, in fact, masquerading as Faile since book 2. Sorry Perrin, that's not your wife...it's a MAN, baby).

 

Chapter 5: Lan: "OMG, u guys. Srsly. WTF did all these Trollocs come from?!"

 

 

[Elend]

Chapter 7- The Wine Cabinet and the Horse

Chapter 8- When Death Hangs

Chapter 9- Puns; When Too Little Is Not Enough

[alannalynn]

Ch 42: The Answer to Life,Universe,Everything: Moiraine is Demandred

 

OR

 

Ch 42: I killed Asmodean

 

 

[TheBeerPatriot]

Prologue: The Price of Doubting Dark Rand; or, Graendal underestimates the power of Rand's dark side

Chp. 26-The First that Could Be Done (Thom carving on the Ghenjei wall)

Chp. 27-Courage to Strengthen

Chp. 33-Let the Lord of Chaos rule already! Sheeeeesh

Chp. 42-Blowing off the Anger of the Amyrlin Seat

Chp. 53-To Slay the Dream

Chp. 63-Tai'shar Malkier

Epilogue: See you in 2012 (noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

[Lambada]

Chapter 10: The Amyrlins Anger

Chapter 11: The Dragons Anger

Chapter 12: The Amrylin submits.

 

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And for Brit's like me

Chapter 21: Hmm... I like the White Tower, and I like the Black Tower. But which do I like more? There's only one way to find out: FIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT

[Majsju]

Not in order...

 

The Prisoner

Run To The Hills

Revelations

Quest For Fire

Flash Of The Blade

Back In The Village

Powerslave

Stranger In A Strange land

Can I Play With Madness

The Evil That Men Do

The Prophecy

No Prayer For The Dying

Fates Warning

The Assassin

Be Quick Or Be Dead

Fear Is The Key

Chains Of Misery

The Fugitive

Fear Of The Dark

The Aftermath

The Edge Of Darkness

Blood Brothers

Dream Of Mirrors

The Thin Line Between Love And Hate

No More Lies

Dance Of Death

Face In The sand

New Frontier

Brighter Than A Thousand Suns

Out Of The Shadows

Lord Of Light

The Legacy

 

[PhoenixAngel]

Not in order...

 

The Prisoner

Run To The Hills

Revelations

Quest For Fire

Flash Of The Blade

Back In The Village

Powerslave

Stranger In A Strange land

Can I Play With Madness

The Evil That Men Do

The Prophecy

No Prayer For The Dying

Fates Warning

The Assassin

Be Quick Or Be Dead

Fear Is The Key

Chains Of Misery

The Fugitive

Fear Of The Dark

The Aftermath

The Edge Of Darkness

Blood Brothers

Dream Of Mirrors

The Thin Line Between Love And Hate

No More Lies

Dance Of Death

Face In The sand

New Frontier

Brighter Than A Thousand Suns

Out Of The Shadows

Lord Of Light

The Legacy

 

 

You just became my new HERO  :o

 

Chapter 11: UP THE IRONS

[Owayn The Traveller]

Prologue: The Price of Doubting Dark Rand; or, Graendal underestimates the power of Rand's dark side

Chp. 26-The First that Could Be Done (Thom carving on the Ghenjei wall)

Chp. 27-Courage to Strengthen

Chp. 33-Let the Lord of Chaos rule already! Sheeeeesh

Chp. 42-Blowing off the Anger of the Amyrlin Seat

Chp. 53-To Slay the Dream

Chp. 63-Tai'shar Malkier

Epilogue: See you in 2012 (noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

 

Love the epilogue.

[Tiinker]

Chapter 1 (straight after tGS ending): I've got my mojo!

Matts Chapter: Married?! I think not..

 

Chapter 37: Doppelganger Taim!