[SHAYOL GHUL VISIT THREAD]: The New Shayol Ghul!

[cosmicpanda]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for attending this seminar on "The New SG: Evil at its best." You will note that we have titled this a visit, not an invasion - times have changed, and we are changing with them.

 

 

 

Recently we at Shayol Ghul have realized that we somehow acquired a reputation of being, "The dirty kind of evil," "Nothing but a bunch of Dark One followers," or even "A place you really don't want to be. Like, really, they pull limbs apart and feed them to hairy Trollocs. Talk to my friend Georgia she had her cousin Larry stumble across a camp and they had a couple kiddies boiling in a cookpot, the smell was horrendous and from that point on he's been telling people how absolutely terrible Shayol Ghul is."

 

But I just want to note that we have no intentions of boiling your family, tearing their limbs apart, and eating them one by one.*

 

We've decided that our image has been corrupted by a multifarious amount of people who know nothing of the intricacies of our Social Group. These people have been taken care of, but I mean that in the most humane way possible.*

 

Anyway, we are supposed to be the ones corrupting people, aren't we?

 

 

But we do so in a sophisticated, polite manner. We try to teach Lightfools how classy we truly are. Worshiping the "Dark One"? We have no idea where that fable came from, let alone discriminating photos such as this one. I assure you that it is an attempt by mudslingers trying to destroy our image.

 

 

Clearly an amateur yellow journalist at work. We do not love to kill people. We do it out of necessity. If we slaughter a family and feed it to our Trollocs, it is likely because a member was found with an incurable and extremely infectious bacteria, such as Appendicitis, and we attempted to save lives by stopping the disease in its tracks.

 

After all:

 

 

In my closing point, I beg of you to reconsider your misconceptions about our group and our members, we are only here to help.

 

 

With thanks to Twitch.

[Wayward_fool]

But I just want to note that we have no intentions of boiling your family, tearing their limbs apart, and eating them one by one.*

 

We've decided that our image has been corrupted by a multifarious amount of people who know nothing of the intricacies of our Social Group. These people have been taken care of, but I mean that in the most humane way possible.*

 

I fully expected those asterisks to lead to a footnote somewhere BUT THEY DIDN'T! And that made me sad.

 

Definietly a sign of evilness. Well done, SG, WELL DONE!

[Naeann]

-greets the Boopsy one with a grin-  Cup of tea love? :-*

[Wayward_fool]

Not if this is gonna be a WIFOM.

[LilyElizabeth]

*Sits on Boopsy's lap* Not at all, darling. We wouldn't do that to you. We are from the Shayol Ghul, remember? Those nasty rumors simply aren't true. Not at all.

 

[Little Miss]

And it's tea Boopsy Kins dear, not Wine.. It's much better for you. *smiles sweetly*

[Wayward_fool]

Gawd.. why are you people even considered "Visiting"?? It's not like you've not been here your whole DM life. *rolls eyes*

 

Stop bullying me, you pseudo-visiting SGers who are really WTers in disguise.

[Adella]

Really Boops, you need to relax. It will all be over soon okay. We are just trying to show the world our new friendlier side. *rubs Boops' shoulders* You're a bit tense, relax.

[Elgee]

*Smiles ever so sweetly and brings out a tray of "cookies" to go with the "tea".*

 

Welcome to the White Tower, dear ... ermm ... visitors.

 

Soooo ... what's the weather like in the Blight these days? 

[Adella]

Oh we are bringing back the resort Elgee! All of a sudden it's a balmy 82 degrees (Fahrenheit) with nice new palm trees and vacation homes! *takes a cookie and noms*

[LilyElizabeth]

It's simply beautiful in the Blight these days, Elgee. You should come visit. You all should. We love visitors.  ;D

 

 

Boopsy, since when is sitting on your lap bullying you? I'm hurt.  :'(

 

[alannalynn]

Hmm.... interesting

 

I may have to visit more than just mafia over there. :)

[Karasayl]

*wanders by* Hmmm...now this is an interesting development  ::)

[Naeann]

Hmm.... interesting

 

I may have to visit more than just mafia over there. :)

 

Looks like we may have our first vic... visitor. :)

[alannalynn]

Heh, I'm not so easily a victim, I'll put up a fight, I swear.

 

 

>.>

<.<

[Naeann]

I do not understand this victim word you tossed around?  We are happily accepting visitors though.

[alannalynn]

I'm sure you will. ;)

 

If I do visit... can I ever leave? Just outta curiosity.

[Naeann]

If you do visit you wont WANT to leave.  -nods sagely-

[Little Miss]

*slides up to her mintee* Sweetheart, it's a puuuuurfect place for you. Trust your mentor, she knows a good thing when she sees it.

[Kathleen]

*smells 'cookies' and wanders in from the hall* So, what is the purpose of your little..group? How does it work? *eats yummy 'cookie'*

[Elgee]

Why do the words of Hotel California come to mind now? ... hmmm ... oh right we sing that over at the Reds quite often. Reds and ... Adherents of the Darker Persuasion ... so closely linked!  ;D

[Little Miss]

Oh Kat, darling, it's simply a wonderful place to release any pent of stress, which is Very important as we all know. It's a quiant little place to be sure, other wise, no one would want to stay. ^^

[Kathleen]

what are the different factions? Options when you go there?

[Little Miss]

We have three groups, the DreadLords, the Black Ajah, and The Amazing and extremely Talented and accomodating Shadow Spawn. ^^

[Kathleen]

other than the horrible maiming and killing playful stabbing, what makes these groups who they are?