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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

I bring you the gift of laughter? o_0

The shrill Naeann kind that hurts people to the point of extreme pain.

 

:D

 

:-* @ Nae.

 

3 points

 

O Lord and Master of Eternity, I present to thee the Tardis, stolen from Pete's Doctor Who game.

 

3 points

Oh Great Lord of the Dark, i bask in your magestic darkness. I bring you something almost as dark and volotile as your fabulous self - a special flask of anti-matter to wreck on your destruction upon creation if you so desire.

 

Oooh - I like flasks.  3 points for the anti-matter, 2 for the flask

 

 

Oh great lord of the dark I bring you a Red jar, a Brown jar, and a Purple jar.

 

1 point each.  -2 for lack of creativity.  Come on, DSworn, get me something better.  I said you'd get what you deserve.

 

 

Oh DO I give thee a BaLrogP. :D

 

um . . . 1 point, for poor spelling

 

Most illustrious and elaborate DO! I give you this never ending jar of Wickles!

 

5 points

 

Most illustrious and elaborate DO! I give you this never ending jar of Wickles!

 

As do I!

 

If my first jar is never-ending, why do I need a second?  -3 points for failing to think it through.

 

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OH great DO!

 

I bring thee...

 

*drum roll*

 

An ulti-jar!

 

Can be any color you wish...whenever you wish...HOWever you wish...like play-doh... o' dhoom o.O

 

3 points, for making DSworn's next attempt to give me a jar useless.

 

*BaLe stabs Blig Blog and gives the great DO the gift as his*

 

Only you are so deserving oh great Master!

 

2 points, for initiative

 

OH, Great Lord, I bring you the greatest gift of all time....

 

Tickle Protection for eternity!

 

With this...you will never be tickled again!

 

*bows to the waiting worms*

Top That!

 

THE GREAT LORD IS NOT TICKLISH.  NO, NOT EVEN THERE.  STOP THAT.  WAIT, WHA - AHA AHAHAH AHA - DAMNIT, GIVE ME THAT PROTECTION

 

5 points

 

Oh meticulously articulate master,

 

Get excited!

 

*Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink*

 

I bring you a chill & grill sesh with Hank Moody, the character from the hit tv show Californication.  Enjoy the sarcasm and witty remarks that will have you laughing your glasses off.

 

Hmmm . . . repeating what worked previously.  Do I reward the gift?  Or punish the lack of creativity?  I'll leave that to the next minion of mine to post to decide.  Whoever's on deck can award Krak anywhere from -5 to 5 points for this gift.  I'll adopt your ruling as my own.  Just be aware . . . there may be consequences if you make a decision I dislike. >:D

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Oh DO I give thee Joe Cool.

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                            .----.

                        _.'__     `.

                    .--(#)(##)---/#\

                .'  @           /###\

                :           ,   #####

                   `-..__.-' _.-\###/  

                         `;_:     `"'

                      .'"""""`.

                     /,   JOE   ,\

                    //   COOL!   \\

                    `-._______.-'

                     ___`. | .'___

                  (______|______)

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Totals to Date:

 

Barm: 9

 

Aemon: 2

 

BaLe: 11

 

Krak: 9

 

Nae: 8

 

LedZep: 1

 

Moggy: 11

 

Cads: 4

 

Hax: 2

 

BadCo: 22

 

Ed: 7

 

Pandy: 5

 

Amadine: 23

 

Verbal: 8

 

Locke: 17 (+4 if I'm DO next month)

 

Adella: 10

 

Chrono: 15

 

Tigs: 12

 

Blig: 11

 

Lily: 10

 

DSworn: 7

 

WWWwombat: 1

 

Eli: 5

 

Aemon: 3

 

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Great Lord, i bring thee a flask (coz i know you like flasks ;)) containing the "elixer of mafia". It will give you the ability to know instantly who is against you in all games of mafia and their alignment. Guard it carefully Great Lord there are those here that would steal it away from you... filthy scum LMAO

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Great Lord of the Dark, I bring thee a bunny. Not just any bunny, but the evil killer bunny from the end of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. This bunny shall conquer all your enemies at your slightest whim, and shall enslave all others with it's fluffy cuteness, so you don't have to.

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Oh Great DO! I bring you the Legendary Book O' Dhoom!

 

Open it up, oh Great One, and there will be a listing of each and every book ever to be written! They are all categorized and alphabetized!

 

Upon finding which book you would like to read, close the book, say the title of the book you would like to read and voila! Upon opening The Book once again you shall find the entire novel you were looking for!

 

The default language is English but you can change that, oh Great One! You can customize it any way you like!

 

 

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Oh DO I give thee Joe Cool.

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                      |

                      |

                     v

 

                            .----.

                        _.'__     `.

                    .--(#)(##)---/#\

                .'  @           /###\

                :           ,   #####

                   `-..__.-' _.-\###/  

                         `;_:     `"'

                      .'"""""`.

                     /,   JOE   ,\

                    //   COOL!   \\

                    `-._______.-'

                     ___`. | .'___

                  (______|______)

 

Cool.  3 points

 

Great Lord, i bring thee a flask (coz i know you like flasks ;)) containing the "elixer of mafia". It will give you the ability to know instantly who is against you in all games of mafia and their alignment. Guard it carefully Great Lord there are those here that would steal it away from you... filthy scum LMAO

 

But . . . that would take all the fun out of mafia.  2 points for the flask, though.

 

Great Lord of the Dark, I bring thee a bunny. Not just any bunny, but the evil killer bunny from the end of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. This bunny shall conquer all your enemies at your slightest whim, and shall enslave all others with it's fluffy cuteness, so you don't have to.

 

Maaaaaan . . .  I love that bunny.  But it wasn't the end of Holy Grail, it was right in the middle (they had to get past it to get into the Cave to learn about the Castle of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH).  4 points.  Would have been 6, if not for the misreference

 

I bring you, O Great Dark One, a new electric system....powered by blood!

 

Interesting.  *plugs his Kindle into Locke*  Verrry interesting.  3 points

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Oh Great DO! I bring you the Legendary Book O' Dhoom!

 

Open it up, oh Great One, and there will be a listing of each and every book ever to be written! They are all categorized and alphabetized!

 

Upon finding which book you would like to read, close the book, say the title of the book you would like to read and voila! Upon opening The Book once again you shall find the entire novel you were looking for!

 

The default language is English but you can change that, oh Great One! You can customize it any way you like!

 

 

 

Dude!  5 points.

 

Oh great lord, I bring you the instruction manual for the above.

 

*bows*

 

Necessary.  3 points

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Oh Great One, I bring thee the person who translated said instruction manual, so that you may punish him/her for his/her inevitably atrocious grasp of the English language.

 

ROFLMAO

 

5 points

 

Ho great DO, I give thee a link to the brutality I did to the Wolfie's in your name!

 

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,56010.msg1582098.html#msg1582098

 

1 point for execution, 3 for the audacity of trying to get DO points for a grayman task

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Final Tally:

 

Barm: 9

 

Aemon: 2

 

BaLe: 18

 

Krak: 9

 

Nae: 8

 

LedZep: 1

 

Moggy: 11

 

Cads: 9

 

Hax: 2

 

BadCo: 22

 

Ed: 7

 

Pandy: 5

 

Amadine: 25

 

Verbal: 8

 

Locke: 20 (+4 if I'm DO this Month)

 

Adella: 14

 

Chrono: 15

 

Tigs: 12

 

Blig: 16

 

Lily: 10

 

DSworn: 7

 

WWWwombat: 1

 

Eli: 5

 

Aemon: 3

 

DeRouge: 3

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I humbley come before you with a tazerfied golden Sceptre. So you can make all those before you writh in agony in varying degrees from "static shock" to "smoking corpse"

 

 

Lifetime warrenty void with extensive use of more then 100 time a day. No legal suits can be filed in the event of death of said victim

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Oh...(I'm running out of things to call you)...Kivam,

 

I bring you a blowout Jet victory against their biggest rival.

 

Jets FTW!!!

 

I'm no longer the Dark One, but this is worth five points from my pool of 25 for the month :D

 

(no more points for gifts, though)

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