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Kathana: The Game

Barmacral

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claireducky Master

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> Raid balefired Mystica's room

> Discover stash of scotch

> Guzzle

 

 

> Perform a musical based on the life of the Dragon Reborn

> Search around for some "man-things"

> Walk towards the direction of Caemlyn

 

 

So we don't forget, here are the commands that are queued so far for the next update.

 

 

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More commands? Really? I was worried claire was overwhelmed.

 

> Find somewhere uncomfortable to take a nap

> Wake and chew on the nearest thing you can find

> Make pie

> Wash the laundry of a random person

> Make more pie

> Sell pies to buy a horse and ride to the Borderlands

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>Play twister with the nearest novice

<go to the magic item vault and get out a ter`angael that allows you to sense people

> Raid balefired Mystica's room

 

You wake up to a warm sensation and the sound of your own laughter. Confused by this you think about it for a moment, and realise that the novice Karana and the trolloc headed woman – Mystica, if you recall – are tickling you to the point where you managed to pee yourself. How you went that long without waking up you’ll never know, so you decide to disregard that mystery in favour of figuring out what is going on here. You also decide that you are bored of being tickled, and promptly balefire Mystical and Karana. Standing up you brush yourself off, attempting to brush out the wet feeling of the pee from your dress. Pausing for a moment you look around to make sure nobody can see you, and you take a deep whiff of your hand.

 

Ew! That smells like urine! Quickly you wipe your hand off on the sheets of the bed beside you, somebody else can deal with that, and you contemplate the situation. Thusfar you have managed to balefire the only people you have encountered all day, and you want some pudding. Deciding to send Joe for some pudding you turn to him and realise what your initial predicament was… but you’ve just peed your pants, courtesy of a novice you just balefired. The only problem with this, is now that you’ve balefired her you’ve just peed your pants for no reason at all. Feeling like getting revenge you decide to hunt down another novice and play twister with her while wearing this horrible dress.

 

You spend a half hour or so wandering through the halls looking for a novice and thinking about how handy it would be to be able to sense where the novices are, so that they can’t just sneak around on you and hide just as you pop into their room. You are sure that this is what is happening. Ooh, maybe there is a ter’angreal available that you can use for this. The only problem is that you don’t know where the storage room is, and there’s nobody to ask. You also aren’t willing to search for it, in case the room starts doing what the novice’s are doing and hiding on you. So, instead you decide to raid Mystica’s room, as she also no longer made you pee your pants. Ahh… sweet petty revenge!

 

> Search around for some "man-things"

> Discover stash of scotch

> Sit down on a stool.

> Guzzle

> Find somewhere uncomfortable to take a nap

 

Arriving in Mystica’s room you give some thought as to what sort of person she is was, and after eying the numerous whips that she appears to have collected, you come to the conclusion that she was some sort of slave driver, or else a hussy. Either way she clearly had a lot of men through here, and must have chosen to be come Red Ajah because red hides the blood stains best… or so she probably thinks, really, brown hides the blood best once it has dried, and if you pick a reddish brown then you can generally hide the blood both when it is wet and dry.

 

Wait… what were you thinking about again? Oh, right, hussy… man things! You want to find some man things in here, though you’re not really sure why; it just seems like a good room to find some. Getting down on your hands and knees you look under the bed and there you find a curious object under there. Pulling it out you investigate the object for a few moments, and determine that whatever it is, it must be a man-thing.

 

(Kathana has acquired one Man-Thing)

 

Standing up you notice something on the shelf, and pull it out. It appears to be a bottle of scotch. Scotch! You must drink the scotch! Sitting on a stool you start guzzling on the scotch until half of the bottle is gone, then you promptly stow away the rest of it in your pack. At least you think it is a pack, the scotch has hit you hard and you realise that you have no real idea what you are storing stuff in any more.

 

(Kathana has acquired one half-full bottle of scotch)

 

You need to sleep. You need to sleep now. Right now. Looking around you see the bed, but it appears to be shaking quite a bit, and have rather large mountains on it. Whatever, it looks really uncomfortable, but it is a sleeping spot. Staggering over to the bed you collapse in it and start snoring.

 

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> Wake and chew on the nearest thing you can find

> Make pie

<look for people in the dinning halls

<examine dishes on tables in dinning halls.  are they still warm, are they cleaned of food

> Have a pie.

> Make more pie

> Sell pies to buy a horse and ride to the Borderlands

 

You wake up to find yourself chewing on the blanket. Yuck. You’d rather have some pie. To the kitchens! You’re going to make some pie, and WHOA you’re still drunk; staggering a bit you manage to keep your balance. Now you push forward towards the door, grasping at the door handle until you get out of the room, and you start making your way to the kitchens, clinging to the walls as necessary in order to keep your balance.

 

Arriving in the dining hall you look around, and it appears that nobody has used the place yet today. There are no dishes out, no food, nothing at all. In fact, the dining room is kind of dark, so you channel one of the tables on fire in order to brighten up the room a bit… wait, you what? Well that was dumb. You smother the fire and put it out quickly enough and create a ball of light to hang in the air instead.

 

Once that is done you wander into the kitchen and you put on an apron and a chef’s hat. Now you feel ready to bake anything that can ever be baked, starting with pie. Over the next few hours you cook up a storm, creating pies out of whatever ingredients you can find, including an ash pie from when you cleaned out the oven before lighting it. That one you decide to let Joe try first, before you risk a bite of it… whenever he finally gets back, anyways. You finish the pies and set about thinking of what you should do next.

 

Maybe, you should sell them to get a horse and go to the borderlands. Of course, you’re not really sure who you would sell them to, where you would get a horse from, or how you would get off the island, seeing as there are no bridges and the harbours are closed off. Instead, maybe you’ll just eat some of these pies, starting with the pudding pie you made just for you.

 

> Wash the laundry of a random person

>Learn to juggle

<examine Interesting Thing in Belt Pouch

 

Ok, now you’re tired of wearing this peed on dress, but you feel like it would be a waste of water just to wash the one article of clothing, after all, you think about the environment and what harm you are doing to it every time you pour another thing of soapy water into the lawn. You’ll do your part to keep this world green and clean, oh yes, you will. Searching around the tower for a bit you finally find a room with a sack of dirty clothes, and you take it down to the laundry room and heat up a basin of water. Stripping down you toss all of your clothing into the basin and start scrubbing. After you finish doing your laundry, and that of the random person’s, you hang them all up to dry, because that drying weave doesn’t seem to be working for you, and you managed to set two dresses on fire, despite them being soaking wet. You’re glad you tested the other person’s dresses though, because it would really suck if you had discovered that by burning your own to a cinder.

 

You have time to wait for it to dry, so you decide to learn to juggle to pass the time. Looking around the room for something to juggle you grab your scrub brush, and after some thought you dig into your belt pouch and pull out the Man-Thing and the Interesting Thing to juggle as well.

 

Something on the Interesting Thing catches your eye though, because it is shiny, but after you examine it for a few moments you realise that it is a bunch of stray glitter from when you did that crafts afternoon with the novices. Proceeding to juggle you end up dropping all three items in short order, and in your frustration you just grab the objects with weaves of air and manipulate them to look like you are juggling.

 

> Teach a bunch of schoolkids how to read.

> Walk towards the direction of Caemlyn

> Fight off raiding pirates with a pipe organ.

 

Ok, your clothing has dried and you have successfully managed to learn how to pretend to juggle with the One Power. You put your clothes on and consider your options. Oh, you know! You are the only literate person left on this island, and you want to teach some people how to read. School kids are impressionable, you certainly impress them with basic facts of life in your other life… wait, what other life? You have another life? This thought confuses you and you dismiss it. That and you’re not really sure why you’re suddenly thinking your name is Jennifer, but you much prefer your own name of Kathana.

 

So, you don’t really know where to find any school kids to teach, but you figure that if you walk in the direction of Caemlyn you might just find some. Walking out of the tower you notice a pipe organ in the corner and decide to grab a few of the pipes from it. They are shiny and will make good instruments to knock some sense into the school kids. You continue walking towards Caemlyn and end up at the edge of the city where you see that some pirates have appeared. You’re not really sure where they came from, since you don’t see any boats out and about, but since you are there and none of the Tower Guard happen to be around, you decide to take matters in your own hands. Raising one of the pipes from the pipe organ above your head you charge at the pirates screaming at the top of your lungs and start swinging the pipe around aimlessly, sometimes hitting a target and sometimes not.

 

The pirates are so shocked by this that they stare ate you for a few moments before they finally think to tackle you and stop you from your rampage. You are annoyed by being knocked over and you open yourself up to the power and channel their clothing on fire, because fire seems to be a recurring theme for you, and as far as recurring themes go, it happens to be a particularly good one. The pirates all flee towards the river and jump in, attempting to douse themselves. You run over to the river and throw the damaged pipe from the pipe organ in after them, shouting “And stay gone!” You notice their boat, or at least the small corner of the dingy they had that hadn’t quite sunk yet. Too bad, a working boat might have been nice to have.

 

> Perform a musical based on the life of the Dragon Reborn

 

The most odd ideas strike you at times, but since the Dragon Reborn clearly hasn’t been born yet, you don’t really know how his life went… err… will go, so you decide not to waste your time doing this. At least you think he hasn’t been born yet, you have this fleeting thought about Wheel of Time books and Jennifer again, but dismiss the thought because you have no idea what the Wheel of Time books are, and you’re really starting to dislike the name Jennifer.

 

 

 

~@PAUSED@~

Thank you for playing the Kathana MUD.  Please to enter your commands nowish.

 

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> decide to invite the Children of the Light and the Band of the Red Hand to the White Tower for dinner

> gamble the White Tower's treasury and staff with the leaders of the CotL and BotRH...

<wander around Tar Valon to look for people

 

Here, just to keep tabs on what commands will be done in the next update. Start giving us more commands people! The more we have, the more we can work with.

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>wonder why you keep having thoughts about doing stuff with people when there are clearly no other people around

 

>dye hair in various shades sure to impress people - just in case people do show up

 

>wander the streets of Tar Valon singing Michael Bolton songs at the top of your lungs

 

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>block your ears with air so as to avoid hearing the Michael Bolton

>Examine Man Thing

>Find book of complaints about something called the "General WoT Board" being "down" and painstakingly read each one.

>Immediately after reading, encounter band of happy schoolchildren with large, dewy, innocent anime eyes

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>wonder why you keep having thoughts about doing stuff with people when there are clearly no other people around

 

Isn't there? I quite recall her meeting Karana and Myst? Playing Trollocs and Dragon Reborn or something. *waggles eyebrows*

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