The Gathering Storm in less than Six Words [Just For Fun. No Spoilers]

[Owners.Inc]

Rodel raids. Taleban approves.

[Red Hand Man]

Aviendha finally loses it

 

Rand, "I quit this b!%$h"

 

Backstory: 

(it's at the end)

[algspkr]

They drink ale and Aran'garr dies.

[Saban]

I've waited so damn long.

[VinedC]

Egwene spanked, Elaida continues looking foolish.

[Carteeg_Struve]

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Bela tramples Shai'tan, becomes Big-Bad.

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A woman sniffs and everybody suffers.

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Mat's screwed. "Blood and bloody ashes."

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And although I don't agree with this long standing stereotype... I can't resist this short blurb for the description of the entire Wheel of Time saga:

 

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Endless descriptions of clothing, then Apocalypse.

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[VinedC]

Wheel turns, Ages pass, yada yada

[ghenjei]

Four years equals heightened anticipation

[Bob T Dwarf]

Nobody talks.  Nobody questions.  Confusion compounds.

[ElQua]

Aran'gar has sex... That's just wrong  :'(

[TheBeerPatriot]

Flaming Trollocs abound, film at 11.

[mystikal]

Eyebrows arched. Hero lost a leg.

 

;D

[Eelfinn Lord]

One word: Foursome

[mcs0083]

LOL

Good one Eelfinn

I wish :P

[Blaine]

No Hand? No Sanity? No problem.

(That's Rand's theme song for Tarmon Gai'don.)

[Lobododragao]

morridin - "Rand... *heavy breathing* I... am your FATHER!"

Rand- " NO!!!" breaks the world.

[VinedC]

Mat rescues Moiraine! they get drunk!

 

Why not? Im Drunk right now!  <also 6 words!

 

 

/I would like to see an Aes Sedai drunk!

[Luckers]

The Gathering Storm in less than six words: I'm coming for you tomorrow!

[TheBeerPatriot]

Six words or less: "I win again, Lews Therin"  Mwa ha ha ha ha

[algspkr]

The Gathering Storm in less than six words: I'm coming for you tomorrow!

 

It's not fair to cheat and get it early by living on the far side of the international date line.

[Luckers]

It's not fair that we're better than you at sports either. Deal.

[LysanderActium]

Probably book 13 but: "Moirane has three wishes? Will be spectacular"

 

Tuon ignores randland "superstitions", tuon shocked

 

Rand wakes, was all a dream...

 

Mat invents cannons, grenades, then AC-130

 

Berelain meets galad, gorgeousness blinds shadow

 

Collective skirts are smoothed, collective swords fondled

 

 

[Eelfinn Lord]

Swords fondled? That sounds dirty...

[Luckers]

Ha! Reading through this made me feel happy.

[lordofsoup]

Ha! Reading through this made me feel happy.

 

i just read it, loled

One word: Foursome

 

THIS IS A PG FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROFL