*** A Breach Of Conduct *** - FINISHED

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*dreams very clean-minded dreams*

*mutters something in her sleep about boring dreams* :(

 

:P

[Crystal Tipps]

Oooooohhh! So that's what tick-tack-toe is! I just know it as naughts and crosses  :D

[Torrie]

Thats what it is.

 

Its interesting the different names for stuff.

[Elgee]

She does have a good set of lungs on her. lol  ;)

 

Very well developed *nods and grins*

 

 

            /  O    /

        ----/------/-----

            /      /             

            /  O   /

        ----/------/-----

         X  /  X   /

 

*Slips into Mirsh's dreams and spices them up a bit*  ;D

 

Torrie, we know them as both here, but most often we use noughts & crosses too  :D

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*suddenly dreams somewhat dirtier, more entertaining dreams* ;D

[Torrie]

            /  O    /

        ----/------/-----

            /      /           

            /  O  /

        ----/------/-----

        X  /    X  / O

 

 

**Listens to Mirsh mumbling about the Warders in her sleep**

[Elgee]

The Warders are dirty? It's because we're locked in here and can't make sure they're all soaped up and ... I mean that they keep themselves clean.

 

 

          X /  O    /

        ----/------/-----

            /      /             

            /  O   /

        ----/------/-----

         X  /    X  / O

 

 

 

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*wasn't necessarily dreaming about Warders before* ???

 

*is now* :D

[Torrie]

They always need someone to help clean them up.

 

          X /  O    /

        ----/------/-----

            /      /           

            /  O  / O

        ----/------/-----

        X  /    X  / O

 

 

I think I have you beat Elgee!  :)

[Elgee]

They do indeed ... and as good Aes Sedai, it's our job to help them in any way we can. I wonder if Myst will let us out of the cells for clean up duty? *ponders*

 

 

           X /  O    /

        ----/------/-----

            /      /             

          X  /  O   / O

        ----/------/-----

         X  /    X  / O

 

I think I have you beat Elgee!  :)

 

Unless that thing's gone totally wonky on me, I think I've won ...

[Torrie]

You are correct, Elgee, thats what I get for playing at work.

 

 

 

When the Warders start to smell maybe they will let us out. **nods**

[Elgee]

Wooohooo!  :D

 

You know, I wonder if someone's going to bring us some cake down here. Isn't that rather traditional for people locked in a dungeon? A file would come in rather handy - I chipped a nail  :(

 

So what shall we play next? Telephone Telephone?

[Crystal Tipps]

What's that?

[Elgee]

You whisper a word to the person next to you, who whispers it to the one next to them, and so on down the line. The last person says it aloud, and we see if the correct word got to them, or if it has been scrambled  :D

[Torrie]

HaHaHaHa

 

I remember playing that in high school in the girls locker room. WE all sat in a circle and played it.

 

 

**Scratches head**

 

How do we whisper it, though?

 

A file would be nice.

[mcs0083]

This is a discipline thread? If so, I need a spanking that is soOoOoOoO groooood ;)

[Torrie]

**Gets a paddle ready but cannot fit it though the bars**

 

You better go give Myst something pink or Kara something orange.

 

**nods**

[Crystal Tipps]

Ooooohh! There' another one I know by another name! We always called it Chinese Whispers... I remember playing it when I was 4 with our holiday rep, and some other children, when we went to Florida  ;D

[Torrie]

**bangs her cup against bars**

 

Food! Water!

 

This is cruel and unusual punishment!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:)

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*dreams of sleeping*

[Mystica]

*walks in and bangs a big aluminum spoon on the bars of the cells she passed*

 

ATTENTION!!

 

 

We have a winner, ladies and gents! Though there was only one submission, you lazy bunch o'.... *bangs spoon on cell bars again for emphasis*

 

Nevertheless, this story was so funny that it rightly deserves to win ;D

 

Torrie, you are free to leave the dungeon. Well done!

 

 

A matter of Mushrooms

by Torrie

 

The White Tower stood out in full glory as the sun rose in the early morning. The rays from the new sun were catching the side of the Tower and were sending gleaming reflections all across the fields in the courtyard. Another spring day had dawned and the birds were letting their morning songs drift across the land.  The smells of spring slowly wafted through the air. Flowers of all different colors were blooming in the Tower gardens and trees were in full bloom making the Tower feel like the oasis it really is.

The Tower was already in a bushel. The kitchens were working their magic and the smells wafting out of the door were enough to make a person’s mouth water. Stable hands ran back and forth, caring for the horses and tending the grounds. Serving girls and messengers were scurrying to the different jobs that had been assigned to them and Torrie stood in the court yard soaking wet.

He had woken to a bucket of water being thrown on him, late again. Sam was standing over him looking at him with distain and an empty bucket.

“I swear boy, if you don’t get your back end up and going; I am going to tan it red.”

Sam stood a little over 6 foot with brown hair and chocolate eyes. He had a hard build and could easily have passed for under his 30 years if not for the small patch of grey around his temples. Today he wore his woodsmen clothes. That meant that Torrie and Sam would be in the woods gathering firewood and mushrooms today.

Torrie rushed out of the barn he was sleeping in hoping that his clothes would dry quickly in the morning sun. If only he would learn to get up on time but he had stayed up late with Lily giving her advice on how to win Sams heart. Lily was a Novice of the Tower and hoped to be an Aes Sedia one day. Lily said she would join the Blue Ajah but Torrie thought she would decide on the Greens in the end. Lily had been eyeing Sam for a while now but all Sam had done was laugh and joke with her. Of course what Sam was doing was entirely appropriate behavior with a Novice. Torrie on the other hand had helped her sneak out in the middle of the night, had gotten her some good hard mead and then they had stayed up all night talking about different happenings in the Tower. Having done this almost every night over the past year, they had become proficient at it.

Torrie ran to the storage building and picked up the gathering bags and then headed over to the stables. As he was running past the kitchens his stomach started growing at the wonderful smells. He quickly stuck his head inside the half door and reached over to one of the trays.

“Now hold on there, Boy!” He heard a voice say right before he felt the spoon make contact with his hand.

“Ouch Daruya! You don’t have to hit so hard” He said as he pulled his hand back to himself and rubbed the warm red spot that was coming up. Daruya was the head cook and stood a few inches shorter than himself with blond hair that was done up in a bun. She was the only cook that he knew that was not also the size of a house. Her slim waist was kept that way by running after the scullery girls and keeping them in line. Her kitchen was neat and in order and her cooking was wonderful. None of her girls were trouble makers. If they were at one time then she would set them straight. She would have made a wonderful Mistress of Novices.

“So what do you think? That I can get up in the morning, on time,” She added with emphasis “ Work my butt off to make food for the hard working Aes Sedia, just so that you can come in here and steal the bread so that I have to do it all over again?” She said as she crossed her arms over her chest and gave him that look that all the woman around here seems to have become proficient at. “If you would learn to get up on time like everyone else, you could eat till your heart’s content instead of having to run around sneaking food.”

“Oh Daruya, you know me. I like to sleep.” He replied.

She relaxed as he gave her that lost puppy dog look that he had become proficient at using every time the woman used that look on him. She smiled and reached over to a different tray and picked up a meat pie and handed it to him. 

“Now go on, I have work to do as I am sure you do.”

He gave her another lopsided grin and took off towards the horse barn. Once there he walked between the stalls and gave Bella, his favorite horse, a sugar cube that he had been holding for her. He patted her on the head and walked down the hallway to the other horses. He put the rains on one of the horses and walked him out of the barn stall. He threw his bags over the horses and started back to met Sam.

Sam was waiting at the outside gates for Torrie. He started walking as Torrie and the horse drew closer to him. They walked in silence for a while and then they saw a crowd gathered ahead on the trail. Heated voices carried back to them and they looked at each other. They increased their pace a little more in order to see what the problem was. As they came closer they saw that Myst Sedai, the Red Ajah Highest, and Kara, The Green Ajah Captain General, pointing and yelling at each other.

“That is not the way to the mushroom field!” Kara yelled.

“The circle is right over there! “ Myst yelled back.

Torrie could not believe this display. It was so un-Sedai like. This was frowned upon in a Novice, punished in an Accepted, and not heard of in an Aes Sedai let alone the Ajah Heads. Torrie wondered what they were arguing about. He tried to get closer to the Aes Sedia so that he could hear what they were saying but Sam quickly pulled his arm and rushed him away.

“You don’t want to be around when Aes Sedai are arguing. It’s not good for your health.” He whispered so that the two Heads would not her him. “Best to just keep moving.”

Torrie wondered what was so important that it had two of the highest ranking Aes Sedai in the Tower arguing. As he and Sam walked on, he keep turning thoughts over in his head. They were talking about mushrooms. Could they have been doing some spells with the mushrooms? No, that could not be it. Neither the Reds nor the Greens were known for their farming or potions skills. You don’t decorate with mushrooms. They must want some for their meal tonight. That had to be it. Torrie wondered why they did not get a serving girl to go pick some for them. There must not have been any around.

Just then Sam smacked Torrie upside the head.

“Have you heard a word I said? I told you to go down that side path and start gathering wood!”

Torrie quickly came back to his senses and started down the path leading the horse. At the bottom of the path a field stretched out. The butterflies where floating back and forth over the flowers in the area and a small stream wound back and forth over the grass.

Torrie tied the horse up to a small tree with enough room for him to graze and started walking the trail line cutting small branches that would make good kindling. Bending down to pick up a branch that he had just cut he spied a circle of mushrooms about ten feet from where he was standing. This was it these were the mushrooms that Myst and Kara Sedai were talking about!

He looked at the small brown mushrooms, amazed that such a small thing would cause such a large argument. He decided that at point that he would take some to the two Heads and clear the argument between them up. It was silly to argue over mushrooms anyway.

He quickly picked several handfuls of them and out them in his pocket. Grinning at himself and the ease that he will fix the problem the Aes Sedai had such trouble over.

As the day wore on Torrie finished his chores and started back towards the Torrie. As he came near the kitchens he could hear Daryea yelling at the girls and the banging of pots and pans. He had made it back just in time for dinner. He ran up to the kitchens and leaned in over the door.

“Daruya! Daruya!” He yelled.

Daruya, her hair coming out of her bun looked over at him.

“What do you need, Torrie? I am busy.”

“Myst and Kara Sedai want these mushrooms in their supper.” He said as he held out his hand with the mushrooms in it.

Daruya looked at his hand and asked “There was no mention of this to me. You would think that as head cook they would let me know. I let them handle their Aes Sedai stuff but will let me do my job….” She took the mushrooms and started cleaning and slicing them, readying them for the Aes Sedais dinner.

Torrie walked off very proud of himself for completing a task that seemed so important.

 

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At dinner that night everyone was happily eating when Torrie walking into the Hall with his food. He looks at the Red and Green Heads and wondered if they were enjoying their food. Both seemed to be trying not to look at the other but at the same time see what the other was doing. He shook his head and decided that he was going to end this little argument. He set his food down at this table and walked over to the table where all the Head of the Ajahs were sitting. The all started at him with the look that only a veteran Aes Sedai can do. As he came to the table he noticed that Both Myst Sedai and Kara Sedai’s plates has little food left. They had enjoyed their meal. “Good.” He thought to himself. He took off his hat and started walking toward the table.

Just then Kara Sedai stood up. “Poison! Poison, I tell you! “ She held up a mushroom. “Someone has tried to poison myself and Myst Sedai!” As she gazed around the room her voice trailed off and her eyes rested on the Warders. She quickly pulled her eyes away as if she had forgotten where she was and realized that everyone was looking at her.

Myst Sedai, who was looking at her personalized spork as if it had turned into a fork, suddenly realized that Kara was waiting for her to speak.

“These mushrooms have become very popular with our Novices and we have been searching for them to destroy them and be sure that no one else has the opportunity to ingest them.” As she spoke her eyes drifted to the ceiling as if seeing something that was not there. She came back to herself and started speaking again. “These mushrooms cause hallucinations and uncontrolled urges amongst our Novices. The Brown Ajah has studied these effects and has come to the decision that the mushrooms were better off to be destroyed.” She too started staring at the Warders in their uniforms. Her breathing becoming a little more rapid.

The Amyrlin Seat stood up and looked around the room. “So my daughters, what you are saying is that someone purposely put these mushrooms in your food?” As she was speaking Kara had slowly walked to where the warders were standing and was fiddling with one of the Warders buttons. As she was deeply engrossed with the buttons, Myst was staring at Mother. She slowly walked over to her and started pulling on her 7 stripped stole. Mother looked at her and swatted her hand. Myst had a hurt look on her face for a second and then grabbed for the stole again. Kara, in the mean time, had pulled all the buttons off of one Warders jacket and was proceeding to pull off the jacket itself. All across the room there was snickering and giggling.

“This is not proper behavior for an Aes Sedai!” The Amyrlin Seat was yelling as she struggled to keep her stole about her shoulders. Myst just continued to pull on the stole. Kara was still taking no notice of what was going on around her but was fiddling with the Warders belt buckle now. The Warder, unsure of what to do was trying to fend her off without actually touching her but Kara was undeterred.

Finally in frustration The Amyrlin Seat yelled to the Warders to take the two women to the Yellow Ajah to see if something could be done with them.

The men moved around the two women and tried to talk them into leaving.

“No!” Myst yelled. “I must have the pretty cloth! I must have it!”

Kara on the other hand, gave the Warder that was walking up to her a lewd look “Now where do you want to take me?” She asked in a very suggestive voice. The Warder stopped short and just started at her.

As Myst was picked up by a Warder and tossed over his shoulder like a bag of grain and Kara walked out while stroking her fingers over the chest of the multiple Warders leading her, Torrie slowly sat down in his seat and ate a spoon full of his soup.

 

[Elgee]

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Kara on the other hand, gave the Warder that was walking up to her a lewd look “Now where do you want to take me?” She asked in a very suggestive voice. The Warder stopped short and just started at her.

 

Right there in the hall?  :o

Rather forward, even for a Warder ... must be Van  :D

[Crystal Tipps]

Hehehe *claps* Well done Torrie love, very well done  :D

[Kara_J]

First things first... ROFLMAO!! That story is hilarious!! Though I don't seem to need hallucinogenic mushrooms to act like that  :-[ :P Torrie, I didn't know you knew me so well!  :D :D

 

You've definitely earned your freedom.  ;D

 

 

Okies on to business.

 

ATTENTION!!!

 

We are changing the format to this little escapade, just to liven it up a little.  ;D It'll be FUN!!

 

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Mystica and Kara sat in all their Aes Sedai serenity behind the large oak table that dominated the room.

 

One by one the culprits were summoned and instructed to stand in front of the table to await their punishment. When each were assembled, Mystica and Kara spoke solemnly to the miscreants.

"You have been summoned to face your punishment. You will accept it with grace and alacrity, is that clear?" At the meek nods of the assembled prisoners, Kara consulted a list and announced the first name.

 

"Elgee step forward. For the crime of turning Kara's room Orange you are to play this game and complete up to level 6. Once you have done that then you must post a screen shot of your score as proof. You have 2 days to complete this task. Dismissed!"

 

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*walks in and bangs a big aluminum spoon on the bars of the cells she passed*

 

ATTENTION!!

 

*snorts awake in a sodden Sham-wow*

AHH!  What?  Whrere?  Fire?  o_O

 

Oh. :-[

 

 

 

Lol!  Nice story, Torrie. :D