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Kneel before my Des-tasticness, infidels!

Desiree

By Desiree
in Shayol Ghul

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Desiree

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AND WORSHIP ME AND WHATNOT! GROVEL! *WEG* BUT BE GENTLE - IT'S MY FIRST TIME ;) WHICH MEANS I MAY LET A POINT CARRY OVER THE NEXT TIME FOR EPICNESS.

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Oh great and terrible DO of all things enshrouded in shadow! I bring you these gold gilded diamond encrusted D&D figurines. Your splendor shall be known whenever you play. As well this WoW keyboard with special shortcut buttons for all your favorite functions.

 

*grovels*

Barmacral Spam Master

Barmacral

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A Dark One who wants us to be gentle and does *WEG*'s? Needs a little work.

 

Oh Mighty Dark One, I give you this handbook on how to be the evilest of the evil, as written by the Don himself.

mcs0083 Spam Master

mcs0083

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OH GREAT AND MIGHTY DO! Your humble and unworthy servant brings you this!

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*grovels*

Plus I give you The Burning Crusade and Wrath of the Lich King!

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May you rain supreme in this world with your Unholy Power!

*grovels*

May you ravage the land with your Mighty Dark Hand!

eclipse0 Master

eclipse0

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Oh great and Des-tastic Lady of the Dark. Your humble servant brings you this flame thrower which instantly incinerates the clothes of the insolent fools who dare wear them in your nude-tastic presence.

 

 

Also I have an oven which will bake your Tinker Brand M&M cookies in a matter of seconds so you no longer have to wait for them in the oven whilst your alter ego is hosting guests...

Ferathil Enthusiast

Ferathil

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*cheats, and has inside info*

Great Dark One, I bring to you a filter to make the Orange Fanta no longer salty and watered down with tears of the innocent, but they are caught in a bucket for later use,

 

Besides that, I bring unto you oh Great Lord of the Dark... A FLASH LIGHT!!!!!

 

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Its scary in the dark, even if you are lord of it...

 

but more than that I give you things IRL rather than virtual that are beyond the PG-13 sign, I CHEAT!!!! ;D

Desiree Veteran

Desiree

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OHO! THIS LOOKS TO BE PLEASING! NOW, LET US RECAP THE DAY! I WOKE UP, MADE YOU INFIDELS BEG FOR WORTH BEFORE MY NUDE-TASTICNESS, REPLACED THE BRAKES IN FERATHIL'S CAR (AND THREW OUT ONE OF THEM, MIGHT I ADD >_> HOPEFULLY HE WON'T NOTICE), AND CAME BACK TO CHECK UPON MY OTHER EVIL DOINGS AS A PART OF MY PLAN FOR UNIVERSAL NUDENESS DOMINATION! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M NOT GOING FOR WORLD DOMINATION! WORLD DOMINATION IS FOR THOSE AFRAID OF POWER! NOW, LET'S SEE HOW YOU'VE HELPED ME IN MY PLANS TODAY...

 

CHRONO - 5 POINTS! A RARE FIND INDEED!

BARM - 3 POINTS! I KNOW HOW TO BE EVIL! BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT PEOPLE COULD BEND THAT WAY >_> MAYBE IF YOU HAD'VE BROUGHT A TEST SUBJECT...

MCS - 5 POINTS TOTAL! 4 FOR THE WOW, 1 FOR THE FIGURINES. BE ORIGINAL! BESIDES, WHERE WOULD I STORE ALL OF THAT?

ECLIPSE - 5-ISH POINTS! YES, THIS WILL HELP BRING MY PLANS OF NUDE UNIVERSAL DOMINATION AROUND! AND THE OVEN CALLS FOR A TINKER PARTY! COMING SOON!

TMD - 4 POINTS! A PUSH UP OR TWO WOULDN'T HURT. IN FACT, GIVE ME 50! I WANT TO SEE SWEAT ON THOSE ABS!

MCS - 2 FOR THE CHALICE. WHY WOULD I WANT SALTY FANTA?

FERATHIL - 5-ISH POINTS! 3 FOR THE FILTER (CHEATER :P), 2 FOR THE FLASHLIGHT (NOW I CAN DOUBLY FLASH PEOPLE!), AND ERR... MORE TO COME ON THAT RL THING YOU GAVE ME >_>

 

ALL IN ALL, I'M THINKING OF AN EXPANSION IF THIS KEEPS UP *NODDDITY NOD NODS* *NUDES*

TheMasterDude Master

TheMasterDude

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yes mistress!

 

*grovels and starts doing push ups*

 

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*rubs some oil on himself and his ripped abs also*

 

Better mistress?

Dunbar Grand Master

Dunbar

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Oh gawsh

 

*bows down and licks your feet*

 

OH GREAT and ILLUSTRIOUS dark mistress of darkness, I've not much time, so today I must give you simply this, A KISS! *kisses your cheek*

 

I'LL BE BACK LATER!

 

 

ChronoCrosS Proficient

ChronoCrosS

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Great Dark Mistress! *bows flat in your presence*

 

I give you this magical 20 sided dice which always rolls high numbers. (if it always rolled 20, folk would get suspicious) As well this collection of vintage video game systems with classic games and an organic LED TV to play them on.

Barmacral Spam Master

Barmacral

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Oh Mighty Lord, I bring you Eclipse as your test subject, he is entirely unwilling and screams like a little girl!

mcs0083 Spam Master

mcs0083

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Oh great and most powerful DO, I bring you this most magical device! It gives you the power to dis-cloth ANYTHING, not just people! You may also change their color, AND adjust them proportionally! ;) And....it pains me to abandon my fellows....BUT I CAN NOT RESIST! I bring you a vat of chocolate pudding the size of an oil silo! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH! May you eat hardily oh most mighty DO! *grovels*

 

DEATH TO PIE!

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DEATH TO PIE!

mcs0083 Spam Master

mcs0083

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Mighty DO! I bring to you the most coveted prize from the planet Squeeldle! The most prized ore of Zenaturantite!

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The Squeedledorfians have been using it to destroy the Narfatrons for thousands of years! Just place into any weapon, or any other device, and it will unleash the true strength of it! True power will flow from it! EXAMPLE!

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True evil is released from the selected item! True evil most mighty DO, to give more power to your already mighty TREACHERY!!!

*GROVEL NUDE*

Edielin Community Regular

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I offer my awesomeness and my collection of archived insults! Just name it, I'll insult them. :P

*Looks hopefully towards Demi*

Oh mighty DO, your extreme nudity, I also offer my beloved fanclub!  :D

Talya Spam Master

Talya

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*bows down for the great ad wonderfully naked DO*

 

I bring this WoW game all yours, where you can have the name Desi on any server you wish and no one else will take though great and wonderful name. You shall have the highest leveled Elf there and rule in WoW as well as here.

Ferathil Enthusiast

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*Watches clothes burned off* o.O

 

Well Great and Powerful Nymph of a Dark One, I bring unto you...

 

Ritalin, so you may concentrate more on the torture of the infadels and less on your ADD moments.

 

I also bring unto you a pot of never ending GRITS, it has 10 separate sections in the pot for each of your 10 most favorite flavors.

 

...oh and a spoon to eat it with...

Guten Appetit, Mein Schatz.  ;)

Desiree Veteran

Desiree

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YES! TODAY LOOKS PROMISING AS WELL! LET'S SEE HOW WELL YA'LL PERFORMED TODAY...

 

ECLIPSE - 1 POINT FOR THE EPICNESS OF LAST TIME.

FERATHIL - 1 POINT, SAME AS ABOVE.

TMD - 5 POINTS! YES! LOOK AT THOSE GLISTENING ABS! *CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS* 8)

DEMI - 5 POINTS! YOU ARE MY LIL BRO AND SENTIMENT SUCH AS THIS IS FAR AND FEW IN BETWEEN!

CHRONO - 4 POINTS! I ALWAYS SEEM TO ROLL LOW NUMBERS SO THIS IS GREAT! YET I'M STARTING TO SEE A PATTERN WITH EVERYONE...

BARM - 4 POINTS! HEHEHEH! I SHALL REND OUT EVERY SINGLE GIRLY SCREAM UNTIL HE'S MUTE!

MCS - FOR FINALLY SEEING THE TRUTH, 3 POINTS! FOR TAUNTING PIE, 2 POINTS! 5 TOTAL

LIITHA - WHILE I AM SCROLL LOCKED, IT WILL TAKE ME A WHILE TO USE IT! BUT GREATLY APPRECIATED! 5 POINTS!

MCS - 3 POINTS! WHILE SHINY WITH TRANSFORMATION POWERS, DOES IT HAVE ANY OTHER ABILITIES? I KNOW NOT OF THESE SQUEEDLEDORFIANS SO THEY MUST BE INFERIOR!

EDIELIN - OHO! INSULTS! 4 POINTS! AND I KNOW NOT OF YOUR FAN CLUB, 1 FOR EFFORT THOUGH. 5 TOTAL *NODDITY*

CHRONO - 3 POINTS. IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A MALE INSULT...

TALYA - DESI! YES! *BOUNCES AND GOES TO PLAY* HEH? WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? OH ERR.. YEAH, RIGHT... 4 POINTS *WAVES HAND DISMISSIVELY AND GOES BACK TO PLAYING*

FERATHIL - 5 POINTS! YOU BRING ME DRUGS AND NOURISHMENT! XD

mcs0083 Spam Master

mcs0083

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*BOWS TO THE MIGHTY DO*

 

I BRING TO YOU AN EMISSARY OF SQEEDLE!

 

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His name is Zargantheon! He will now serve you in your GREAT PUDDINGLY NUDENESS! HAIL THE DO!

Ferathil Enthusiast

Ferathil

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Almighty Great Dark one, I bring unto you...

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My beautiful pet Dragon, Bahamut Zero, may he blow all those who oppose the great Dark One into oblivion.

 

...and...

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Your almighty S|ut Fairy, Tinkerbell.

 

Yours to order around as you please...

Talya Spam Master

Talya

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*Bows down nakedly before the one true naked one*

 

I bring you, oh great DO, this bowl, but not just any bowl. Just wish for any pudding you want and it produces it to just the amount you want, then self cleans and is ready for the next pudding of your choice.

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