Order in the court! Order in the court!

[_Kynwric_]

Indeed Mother, I have already observed this to be so...

[Shamaeso]

*scoots over*

 

Anyways, I don't need proof of her crimes! My word is law! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

 

She's right you know...

 

If I might suggest Master at Arms that in a show of support for the Amyrlin the ritual used in the books be used here also, the Display of bare breasts.

[U4ea]

*coughs and pounds her chest*

 

What? a crumb went down the wrong pipe...

[JenniferL]

Indeed Mother, I have already observed this to be so...

 

*preens*

[Loreina]

Lorei enters. Sweeping majestically up to the Amyrlin Seat, she places her broom to one side, and curtseys.

I, Loreina Sedai, Sitter of the Green Ajah, have come as bidden, Mother.

I'd have been here sooner, but I had to look up the word "incommensurable : >adjective  1 not able to be judged or measured by the same standards". 

After all, I'm a Green, not a White. *eyes Vanion*

On my way here Mother, I checked the hallways as you requested. All are dirty save the one leading from yon Warder's quarters to the stairwell where even yet the offending mattress lies, having served its nefarious purpose!

*glares at the accused*

 

[MsDanya]

Oooh Public executions!! I like!!

[U4ea]

I still say Kathana did it and is pointing the finger at Elgee. *gets handed the security film and waves it at Vanion* Interested to see??

[Vanion]

*takes the pizza from his mouth and looks at Kath, eyes wide*

 

Off with her head...? Off with her head?!

 

*points at Kath with a trembling finger!*

 

NO PIZZA FOR YOU!!

 

And no, Sham. No anchovies.. I hate the buggers too!

 

And yes Lor, very interested!

[_Kynwric_]

If I might suggest Master at Arms that in a show of support for the Amyrlin the ritual used in the books be used here also, the Display of bare breasts.

 

An interesting idea, I will consider it...

[Shamaeso]

Oooh Public executions!! I like!!

 

* is startled by the entrance of the heralded BoP..

[el Nynaeve]

Oooh I am entertained! ;D

 

*snags a slice of pizza and munches happily while watching the proceedings*

[JenniferL]

Lorei enters. Sweeping majestically up to the Amyrlin Seat, she places her broom to one side, and curtseys.

I, Loreina Sedai, Sitter of the Green Ajah, have come as bidden, Mother.

I'd have been here sooner, but I had to look up the word "incommensurable : >adjective  1 not able to be judged or measured by the same standards". 

After all, I'm a Green, not a White. *eyes Vanion*

On my way here Mother, I checked the hallways as you requested. All are dirty save the one leading from yon Warder's quarters to the stairwell where even yet the offending mattress lies, having served its nefarious purpose!

*glares at the accused*

 

 

 

Oooh! So we did have evidence after all? Even better!

[_Kynwric_]

I still say Kathana did it and is pointing the finger at Elgee. *gets handed the security film and waves it at Vanion* Interested to see??

 

Not really, but I suppose we must...

[U4ea]

*passes Vanny the tape and goes back to stealing Kyn's cookies*

 

*smirks*

 

And I wasn't talking to you, Kyn, dear. I was talking to Elgee's lawyer...

[Loreina]

*triumphantly* Yes, I submit to the court that there were two riders on that mattress, not one!

[Shamaeso]

nefarious purpose!

 

* quickly asks his brother bonded if nefarious involves breasts? What other purpose could it mean..

[MsDanya]

*winks at Sham and sits down next to the new Blue*

 

 

[_Kynwric_]

Two? Who is the other offender of Mother's policy?

[Vanion]

Nefarious means "extremely wicked", brother.

 

As for that mattress... It certainly wasnt me and Elgree riding it... though it does sound rather fun, I must admit!

[JenniferL]

Sex, abuse of power, snacks. This thread has all my favorite things.

[U4ea]

*smirks at Sham* finding boob references at every post, dear? Here, have a cookie.

 

Anyone want to make a betting pool that it was Kathana and Sham playing with the matresses?

[_Kynwric_]

Are you prepared to swear that you have never, ever ridden a mattress with Elgee Sedai Vanion? Ever?

[Shamaeso]

* whispers to his Brother-Bonded, I do not think I ever regaled you with stories of the BoP have I? They are the Legendary Breasts of Power that Danya Sedai wields wickedly. The Blues know how to use Breasts as you seen the First Selector mention earlier

[Loreina]

*snickers* Gotcha there, hun.

[U4ea]

*eyes Kyn* Are you sure you want the answer?