Order in the court! Order in the court!

[Niamh Sedai]

*drum roll*

 

*doors fly open*

 

It is I Niamh Sedai, by the light Head of the Blue Ajah, Most Beautiful Woman in the Room, General Great Person and the Representative for the Prosecution! I was kept outside by a band of raggamuffins but I managed to break through using all the political machinations of a Blue... *cough*

 

And as I am the Prosecution, I do believe that means I get to go first! *smiles sweetly*

 

*ahem* Ladies and Gentlemen, today I present to you an AES SEDAI who has broken the bonds of her sisterhood, an AES SEDAI who has gone against what the White Tower stands for, who has failed to give the respect DUE to the Amyrlin Seat, the Flame of Tar Valon herself! She has committed crimes so heinous that it abhors me to bring them before you. But for the cause of justice, I must.

 

I call my first Witness to the stand...

 

*Kathana Travalaer is called to the stand*

[JenniferL]

Oh crap.

 

 

Alright, alright.

 

*gets on the stand*

[U4ea]

umm... I was already prosecuting, Nia, dear...

[Vanion]

*Is intrigued by this turn of events*

[Niamh Sedai]

But I was personally requested by the Amyrlin Seat. I got a little note and everything...

 

(Really. I did!)

[Shamaeso]

* ponders what punishment the double prosecuters shall get...wishes the couch had been delivered now it could come in useful for solving this..

[Vanion]

Ladies, Ladies..!

 

Please, order! I beg of you!

 

To argue amongst yourselves is to sunder this very Tower. Let us focus on the matter at hand, which is my client's innocence!

[U4ea]

*laughs* Then, by all means... *waves*

 

Maybe I'll jump ship and defend her, instead... *smirks*

[JenniferL]

I PMed like five people to be prosecutor. Apparently most people like to watch their show trials, not participate.

 

You can BOTH be prosecutor. One for Elgee, one for the couch.

[U4ea]

That's alright, I think, in all fairness, Elgee should have counsel that's... *eyes Vanion and chews her lip* well, at least mostly dressed...

 

*smirks*

[Niamh Sedai]

It's up you Lor. We can either Tag Team and kick arse like never before or you can be Elgee fully clothed representative. Your choice :P ;)

[Vanion]

Once again, she shredded my clothing with a knife, and you don't argue with a woman carrying a knife. You shut up and go along for the ride  ;)

[JenniferL]

Am I done being cross examined yet? I want to get back to being judge, jury and executioner.

[Delenn]

*joins the peanut gallery. passes around a tray full of sodas*

[Niamh Sedai]

*coughs*

 

Kathana Travalaer, for how long have you been Amyrlin?

[Talya]

*flings Elgee a Coookie whilst the counsel is arguing over the details*

 

;)

[Jhaenara]

*sits next to Del... really close*

[Vanion]

Hold on here..!

 

I move for a mistrial on the grounds that there is no impartial jury present to oversee these proceedings.

 

How can I be expected to trust the verdict of a woman that orders the arrest of a couch?

 

No, this isn't right at all!!

[U4ea]

*sits on the defendant's side and crosses her arms, waiting her turn*

 

 

*lays her hand on Vanny's arm and winks* Just trust me, would ya?

[Raeyn]

These are breasts.  See breasts?  Nice breasts.

 

Do what the breasts say.

 

Shut up and eat your strudel.

 

..

 

Good boy.

 

>_>

[_Kynwric_]

How about if I judge the guilt or innocence, or will you challenge my impartiality?

[Delenn]

*shares soda* ;)

[Shamaeso]

* winks at his Minty-Bonded and tries to focus on looking intimidating and not stare at the cleavage in the room

[JenniferL]

*coughs*

 

Kathana Travalaer, for how long have you been Amyrlin?

 

Ten years. Ten loooong years.

[U4ea]

*smirks at Sham and shakes her head* Wardies...