Please Slap Me

[cosmicpanda]

I've been shocking with my activity lately. I apologize  :'(

 

So since I'm so wishy washy and not so damn proud of it as a proper SGer would be, slap me. *nodnodnod*

[Nynaeve]

aw, baby. This is going to hurt you so much more than it's going to hurt me ;)

 

*sets on fire*  Oh... oops... I was supposed to slap ya, didn't I?  My bad ^_^

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[cosmicpanda]

please slap me  :(

[Nynaeve]

*slaps and spanks* ;)

 

 

 

Nyn

[Barmacral]

*crunch*

 

And thats the sound of me slapping you with this sledge hammer.

[Justen Diablos]

*slaps Barmacral*

 

Always wanted to do that.

 

...

 

what?

 

...

 

Oh I was supposed to slap the Panda?  I don't even know the Panda like that.  Oh well, my bad.

 

JD,

Barm Slapper

[Nynaeve]

I knew I liked you for a reason, Justan. The world makes sense again  ^_^

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Dunbar]

I DO NOT ABIDE BY VIOLENCE!

[Gerrendus]

Pandy now if you're having people slap you for being lurky what does that say about me not asking people to slap me for being lurky?

[Twitchy]

I'm pretty shocking with my activity!

I'm not asking for slaps!

I'm asking for sex!

 

[Dunbar]

with me?

[Twitchy]

Well of course!

SSSIIIIMMMMBBBAAAA!!!!

[TheMasterDude]

aaah the memories *reminiscences*

[Twitchy]

YOU DON'T HAVE MEMORIES.

YOU WERE NOT THERE.

DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU ARE SS!

HEIL HITLER!

HEIL HEIL.

AWAY FROM HERE.

GO.

 

[Alaksuleiel]

I think pandy wants the slaps to lead to tickles... etc.....

*doesn't slap pandy* I am not giving you want pandy poo.

[bad company]

*smacks pandy in the head with a haddock*

[Moghedian]

*Eats a pineapple lump and watches the proceedings*  ::)

[bad company]

That reference was lost on you moggy, what do I need to do the fish dance

[eclipse0]

You need The Magical Fish of Defecation!

 

[TheMasterDude]

that.....was soo much like Moir it was scary.....

 

 

[Dunbar]

The fish is an ancient relic, not to be discarded!

 

A creature of mythos, emerged from the ancient subconscious to manifest itself in the great prophet eclipse, thus is the way of the world.

[bad company]

And it makes a nice pie

[eclipse0]

It's favorite pie to make is apple crumb, that's why Gerr likes it so!

[Dunbar]

Oh, what pies it makes!

[bad company]

Gerr and his apple pies.