You might be addicted to WoT if…

[minsogoth]

You might be addicted to the WOT if care enough to read through all these. And i did.

 

WOW.

[Sila Darklover]

Yesss!

 

You might be addicted to WoT if…

 

…you hand your biology teacher a detailed report on the Trolloc life cycle

 

…you write “May you always find water and shade†in your friends’ yearbooks

 

…you ask a seafood restaurant why they don’t serve silverpike

 

…you go to a peace rally and are surprised to find no Tu’atha’an

 

…you call genetic engineers the Heirs of Aginor

 

…you decide to get a college degree in raken handling

 

…your life-goal is to find the Bowl of the Winds and use it to end global warming

 

…you’re convinced that Darth Vader is actually a Myrdraal (but still Luke’s father) and that Anakin Skywalker is a fake

 

…you messily devour meat and tell people you’re expressing your inner Trolloc

 

…you scream “I’M GONNA DIE!!!†every time a black dog licks you

 

[kittydesmond]

...you refer to your neighbors children as shadowspawn.

 

...you call your son-in-laws mother a flaming trolloc.

 

...your pretty sure tanchico is on the eastern seaboard.

 

...you practice in the mirror to achieve a mask of serenity and carry unreadable expressions on your face.

[Guest Lord Captain Valda]

I read all of them. *shakes head mischievously* I cant believe and I dont believe that I'm possibly the only one who applies to like *cough cough* ... ninety percent...of those. You wouldnt believe how many of those I was like "Doesnt everybody on DM do that?" or "NORMAL people dont do that". Speak up people, dont let me wallow in self pity.

[Dark D00M]

ya i totally understand Lord Captain Valda. in fact one of my friends got mad at me for copy and pasteing too many of them from the list

[demeroe]

You know when you are addicted to WOT, when half way through a re-read you can't find the rest of the series that you had packed away and go out and buy a new copy for £8 bloody quid! Then when you finish that have a proper look for the next one and find the one you had just bought!

[okstate91]

read actually the whole thing...wow brain freeze. good list though.

[Aviendha]

What a list! What a laugh! But, hey!, what an addiction :)

[GoodGrief]

Lol I read that ages ago.

 

Does anyone know if the old thread survived? What about 'Things not to do in Randland' that one was a total classic. Hope they didn't get lost when the old DM went down :(

[booklover1]

-You start saying "Settlers colonized the USA three Ages ago".

[fba]

haha what a list..

how about...

" you try to use the flame and void to better yoursef at baseball"

which happens to be what i did haha (the funny part is i actually started to hit better when doing this)

[DaiAldazar]

I read ALL of it!!!!!!!!!! I also have a few of my own..........

You know your addicted to the wheel of time when:

you yell Tai'Shar Malkier!!!!!!!!!! may the Golden Crane fly again! to anyone who has their hair tied back with a cord or bra-strap.

 

you treat anyone wearing white as a servant

[dimmu666]

You buy a small statuette and tell your girlfriend that we can now rule the world...only if she has plastic surgery and changes her name to Lanfear.

 

You go into a Hong Kong strip club and tell the domani that they're being uncharacteristicly prudish

 

You get totally high on good two rivers tabac....(was it tabac??? the now swirling image of the dude is telling you to pass the weeeeeed....)

 

You wear your trustly foxhead medallion and barge straight into the girls bathroom knowing they can't channel on you (yipee)

 

You call koizumi and ask him why the seanchan haven't told their raken to sh1t all over the world yet

 

You wake up next to that sexy brunette and call her Berelain by mistake (she then demands to know who berelain is and performs amputation of a certain important limb)

[Colmana]

lol i had read something like this before, but i find it funny everytime

 

how about

 

 

. . . you go to a musical instrument store and look for The Horn of Valere.

 

i actually say the wheel weaves as the wheel wills though ^^;; most of my friends have no idea, those who have read WoT just shake their heads

[vikingdriver]

Couldn't finish reading the list but just incase it wasn't on there..., Your newest and most favorite swear words are Blood and ashes!

[Sila Darklover]

You can speak and write fluent Trolloc

 

You tell your boyfriend or husband he's "even more beautiful than a Dragkhar"

 

You build a shrine to the worship of Aginor (or whichver Chosen most suits your fancy)

 

You dream of proving to the world that Myrddraal are NOT sterile

 

OK, maybe all this only applies to some addicts :twisted:

[Nevare]

What frightens me is how many of these I've done.

[Sila Darklover]

You call your pet rats the Shadoweyes and try to make them spy on people

 

You neglect your duty to the Dark One, hoping Shaidar Haran will appear and "punish" you

[haloun]

couldnt read all of them, but the finger to the side of the nose was originally taken from very old england when someone thought he was clever... i was doing it before i ever read the WOT

 

 

btw

.......if you read the post and then decide to correct it, because they got one detail wrong.