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dimmu666

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  1. Yo peeps. Lets clarify one point someone said that Mat only asked to be free from "Aes Sedai" and so only female chanellers can't affect him. But yo, Aes Sedai also include males. In the wider sense of the word, there were male and female AS in the age of legends and so its not only females. get it? So the medallion also protects mat from male chanelling. Rahvin's lightning was indirect.
  2. cadsuane is awesome yo. Her and Sorilea define power in a woman. And its obvious Rand needs a spanking. Why would you be bothered about cadsuane's respect for Rand when she basically saves his asss and is going to keep him from turning into a psychopath (that learn tears and laughter thingy). Would you care if something called you a retard then pulled you up from hanging on a cliff? bleh??
  3. ummm wait a sec. So the weaves can't touch mat when hes got the medallion. and in the other threads the view is that Rahvin's lightning was indirect thats why it killed mat. But so are you saying that if aes sedai and ashaman start throwing fireballs at mat, they won't touch him? Not even rand going psycho and throwing a massive balefire at him? if thats the case, then doesn't the medallion make mat a gholam thingy?
  4. ya its cool you can pick something thats not on the list but as long as its a job that doesn't involve the power bleh. Well for its it'll be courtbard/gleeman. I'm a past-time musician and it would be awesome to be able to wander from place to place performing then maybe be like thom and get myself a queen
  5. If you were a part of Randland, what would you be? No option of being aes sedai/ashaman or noble cos then everyone would pick those. These are all solid, down to earth jobs which everyday ppl in randland would be doing. People who aren't in the high intrigue of Rand's party, people who form Randland but you never care about really.
  6. Red-black. HELLLLS yeahhhh True power, evil, asskicking + stills all those annoying biatch women who constantly sniff like they all got itchpowder up their nose. Rise in the black tower, take over taim's scrawnyass, go chosen. WOOt
  7. ROFL!!! Bela is the girl next door she likes to shower full of the Power but when ol' pips gets a bit horni and hits on her with some pepperoni she'd just balefire him to powder
  8. oh jeeez now i'm thinking Tuon is a black bald midget asdadfadsf. Well technically she is but its just kind of hard to imagine Mat going for that kinda stuff man...i thought he was straight you know. Poo! I always pictured her as the more Rhianna/Beyonce type now shes bald and a midget! ad;fdfdf i just never picked it up from the books. Yeah i know i'm a retard if i didn't but i just couldn't picture it. Oh the creator shelter you Mat.
  9. i hate to say it but BLEHHHHHH! most of youse don't think it'll happen and the WoT world suddenly seems a much bleaker place. Personally i think somehow Rand will marry all three separately but cos hes technically 'Aiel' hes allowed to do it. Now as for the Min bashing, hells yeah shes a little wench but shes awesome. To me shes the only 'normal' girl in the whole series- she wears jeans rather than freakin divided skirts (now wtf are those!), she reads, shes totally into Rand and they make sweet love often although obviously its not safe sex but shes not pregnant..., shes not arrogant and snoobish like avi and elayne who just help to make Rand's life a living hell. Think of it this way, if it wasn't for Min, Rand would probably have ripped his own head off with all that pressure AND his gfs decking the hell outta him. But as i have said didn't we all think Mat was the real pimp? but he actually settles down with Tuon! now isn't that sweet; cmon say it with me; awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! But its all good, mat and tuon is my fave romance its so playful (like John Donne's The Flea) and its just so right. Whilst the Perrin/faile is kinda messed cos of the Saldean crap where the woman had to basically make the husband yell at her before shes happy. Isn't it true love right there tho? he rescued her with his life basically. Now thats a lot more than what we can say for Randy. Hes a total jerkwad in terms of girls. But all in all i think the more aptly named Foursome will happen cos to me its the only way to end this freakin awesome series.
  10. missing out something real important.....! Rand finally marrying the avi, elayne and min and having a threesome with them thats the only way to end the best fantasy series ever.
  11. Okay heres the smack down. Although we all thought Mat was the pimp, turns out Rand is the real hustla....three girls at once. Now we all know that aiel customs allow this kind of trigamy, but lets not be vulgar but practical...how the hell are they gonna sex? Ok so you can say they could change over each night yeah but up til now its been really uneven. I mean Avi had one totally hot night in an igloo and Elayne gets one in a proper bed but Min!!! shes totally hogging him eh? Now...why aren't the other two getting totally pissed? (and how are we to judge; none of us have 3 chicks at the same time...or if we do (lol you triple timers) they don't know about each other) Then theres the problem of the warder bond thingy. Rand's still got that biatch green aes sedai bonded to him whilst elayne has birgitte and they're all bonded to each other now. So how is it gonna work!? if even any of them have sex everyone will feel it! and how messed would that be yeah? So heres the BIG question people. Please do not treat this as some pathetically lamo question thought up by some sex-addicted retard. Although you probably would but i dun give a sh1t. ha. Now answer the second biggest question of what will happen in MoL (biggest being who would win tg of course). Will Rand ever have a threesome with Avi, Elayne and Min?
  12. and so the Tinkers are set on an eternal quest to find a song that will change the world and bring back peace. A song that will have the effect of making people feel contentment like under Avendesora so that no one wants to do anything but to laze around enjoying a somewhat orgasmic bliss. AWESOMEEEE. Now the question is....do you think they will find it? and if they do, what kind of song would it be? My personal view is that they will find the song. Although it would be a total anticlimax to TG if it simply ends the war like that, i think at least it will be sung after the war. Well obviously i'm talking about after the DO is totally wolloped by rand, the tinkers will sing the song, chora trees will be planted and thus the inevitable seanchan war would totally be put off. And there is no doubt that that song is in fact GET DOWN by Backstreet BOYZZZZZ. Get down, get down and move it all aroundddd!
  13. Fave is definately Moridin. Hes freakin awesome; uses the true power, half mad, totally reincarnated, still the nae'blis, linked to rand, plays chess!, controls moggy and cyndane yay, and my fave colors red and black too!. but unlike the other forsaken, hes given a chance for Rand to join him at least when he was ishy he asked politely and he even saved Rand's butt back at shadar logoth. Now hes back to kick some serious arse wooohoo. Plus hes still the most powerful forsaken (OP-wise) and being nae'blis means the other bad hobos all have to obey him. least fave is definately cadsuane....blehhhh! shes a total biatch! wtf is wrong with her? If i was rand i wouldn't put up with that kinda crap for even one second and balefire her old wrinkly butt. although shes totally good at being everything aes sedai stands for in the 3rd age, she acts as though shes rand's granny and that rand is about 3 and needs to change his nappy every few minutes. someone pay her her pension and throw her on a wheelchair set for the land of the madmen.
  14. really dude? bleh musta missed that. Then it is quite surprising that moridin was shocked at seeing avi do it cos i mean if heaps of ppl can do it, would've made sense that age of legends ppl could've too.
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