Terrifying posts from other forums.

[JenniferL]

Someone finds a watermelon seed in the bathtub. Someone immediately assumes that it's an alien pod and decides to feed it and post on the internet about it.  Dear god.

 

http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35427

[JenniferL]

Oooh! Now she's receiving telepathic messages that tell her what it wants to eat!

[Silver]

ahahahahahahaha

[MsDanya]

What is becoming clear is that this is a biological seed of some sort.

 

OH NO!!!  ;D

[JenniferL]

I love her refusal to post pictures of any sort. And her insistence that there are square holes in the clouds watching her raise this pod baby.

[Majsju]

I just loved this part...

 

Twice a day I change the water and give it a drop of egg yolk.

 

Twice a day, I notice the egg yolk has disappeared and/or been converted into cloudy white precipitate.

 

Therefore, the seed >IS< processing the egg yolk.

 

 

*chuckles*

[JenniferL]

Alright, she drew us a picture on page 15. IT IS TERRIFYING!!

[Jaydena]

Geez where do these people come from. *shakes head*

[Loreina]

Pods, I think.

:D

[Guest nephitess]

*rolls eyes*

[Adanza]

Wow, that's just...wow 

 

Too bad it 'was overcome by bacteria' before there were any photos...

[bcxanth]

Damn it! Someone noticed my square cloaked flying machine that monitors seed growth!

[Niamh Sedai]

This made me laugh. A lot.

 

It makes me feel a damn sight less crazy! *amused*

[Wayward_fool]

Dang it Mumsy, I actually can't stop reading it now. *cries* ANOTHER addiction.

[Mystica]

Ya' know, Mumsy...... I wonder about you sometimes. I really do..... I mean..... you are on some pretty heavy WEIRD sites!

 

*continues reading about the Seed that went Poo in the Tub*

[Taymist]

LMAO  ::) that's priceless

[Illiara]

I think someone needs to see those nice people in white coats...

But it is quite funny!

[Delenn]

 

 

that's hysterical

[Sienna]

i dont know what to say about that. I ve been laughing so hard i cant think straight. Either that person is joking or they need to refill that medcine bottle with more than seeds.

[Wayward_fool]

I love it. All this drama. Fantastic stuff.