the BEST joke yet

[Red States Rule!]

Let's see who gets it....

 

What do you get when you cross Bela with an elephant and rhino?????

[Red States Rule!]

ahhh.. Belephino.

[SinisterDeath]

Bob Dole?

[Red States Rule!]

No, that's Harry Bela... fonte.

[SinisterDeath]

Doh, how could I forget?

Chuck Vandam'Diseal Seagul!

[Red States Rule!]

How about the song of "Bella Norte"?

[A Nightmares Nightmare]

Let's see who gets it....

 

What do you get when you cross Bela with an elephant and rhino?????

 

Obviously you would just get Bela. She is teh wheel after all.

[Sweet 666]

A dead elephant and rhino! :evil: 8)

[Amalasan]

Lol! Oh deary me! :?

 

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

 

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

 

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

 

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

 

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

:lol:

[Aminalcrakers]

IM sorry...confused...what happened to bela? Unless of course Bela was in the trunk of the car...hmmm

[Amalasan]

Lmao! Do I really have to say it again? Ok I will anyway...Oh deary me! :?

[Cam]

damn kids and their crazy jokes...

[elmindreda]

i must be weird cause i found it quite amusing :D

[Amalasan]

No, you must be normal because you found it funny Elmindreda. Or blonde like me! :D

[elmindreda]

ill take the normall option though im constantly told i should be blonde lol

[Amalasan]

Lol. Why wait? Give in to the blondness! Give in to peroxide! :twisted:

[elmindreda]

hahaha i think i would be the weirdest blonde you ever saw lol

 

though i have thought about it hahaha

 

 

this has turned ito a strange forum hahaha

[Guest Froix]

Belaruse

 

Priest: "Will you Egeanin take Domon as your husband?"

Egeanin: "I do", with a Seanchean drawl.

Priest: "Will you Domon take Egeanin as you wife?"

Domon: "I do be."

[elmindreda]

haha

[Machin Shin]

What does the robotic wise woman say when leaving the sweat tent?

 

'Aiel be Back!'

 

Without doubt the greatest WoT joke of all time!!!!!!!!

[Sila Darklover]

Let's see who gets it....

 

What do you get when you cross Bela with an elephant and rhino?????

 

Something out of Aginor's imagination, I'm sure. Bet it's not as pretty as a Dragkhar, though. :)

[vikingdriver]

A Belifino?

[chemteach1977]

To rip off a classic:

 

"To do is to be" -- Descartes

"To be is to do" -- Sartre

"I do be, I do" -- Bayle Domon

"Doo, bee, doo, bee, doo" -- Sinatra