BRAWL!

[goldeneyes101]

walking with two kegs* am i late * drinks both kegs and starts swining*

[SBoydW]

Well obviously you could control what happened to it since you made it into a ball and threw it at me. Therefore it wasn't "going to hit the ground anyways" because Tig could control it! Waster of brew! :twisted:

[Taymist]

*hands on hips and looks at her Banded*

 

I rather think he's the brat responsible for the brew falling from the sky in the first place !!! :P He's looking for an excuse to spotfine himself.

[Helike]

*decides not to wonder exactly how he did that* :roll:

[Lanthirrhos]

:P it was the Battle Cry!!

 

And no! I'm testing the effectiveness of our RA system... I haven't been spottied yet.. :P

[Corki]

Raise your hand if you think Odds should be blamed for all this mess, as she started the brawl?

 

*raises hand*

[Odette]

*lowers Corki's hand*

 

 

 

SPOTFINES!

Tigara!

 

For wasting brew by NOT preventing it from falling on the ground, and then throwing it at people.

 

SO!... No brew for you! For the next three days, you get to drink fetid water from a vessel of my choosing.

 

*hands Tigara Corki's old boot*

 

Ifanybody offers you brew, you must decline, and request a water refill with Corki's boot.

 

*nods*

 

 

12th!

 

For causing this brew wastage in the first place, your spotfine is two-fold.

 

1. Make sure Tigara's spotfine is recorded in the proper forums (since I can't actually do it because I left. ^_^ )

 

2. Add to your signature the following lines.

 

The Redarms are an effective and well oiled machine. As a Redarm, I strive to maintain this image.

 

 

^_^

[Odette]

*kisses everyone in the Band*

 

^_^

 

Love you all!

[Lanthirrhos]

:D Do I have to record mine too? :P

 

WE LOVE YOU TOO ODDS!! :D

[Tigara]

But I still have one of my "get out of spotfine free cards". Neener Neener. :roll:

[goldeneyes101]

ohhh how i would hate the get out free cards

[SBoydW]

*drops bowling balls from a tree*

[Corki]

*waves an angry fist at Odds*

 

Why, you...

[Helike]

WAIT! We have get out of spot fine free cards?!!!! :shock: HOW do I get one of those! Do we have a black market for stuff like that? Who's da man?

 

*starts fiendin' for trouble*

 

*spies the MG.*

 

*tries to be respectful and stand still without twitching, scratching or chewing her nails*

 

Forgive me, Don Corki, for disturbing you but, ah...

 

*whispers furitively and listens to reply and suddenly looks desperate*

 

WHAT?! COME ON! I've got some stuff to trade!

*digs through her bag comes up with a Northie Qreen of the World banner and Lazy's old sock*

 

LOOK! You need these! You can have 'em cheap. I just need one card!

 

*starts blubbering*

[Corki]

Indeed you can. Recruits get 3 as part of their Raw Recruit training. And Banders can buy them with their winnings from the Lottery we run. ;)

[DeathDealer]

Yeah, Helike, they've grown soft, to allow cards such as these! I desperately tried to bring back the glory days of Mallett with my tyranical rule as Redarm Leader a few months back. Had the entire Band shaking in their boots for fear of the Redarms... or at least most folks at least wore boots... OK!! Fine, they were all barefoot, and could care less about the Redarms, but it sounded good for a bit!

 

*Dunks Corki and then uses him as a bat to launch Helike skyhigh*

[Safia al-Maaz]

:shock:

 

Shame on you guys! :P

[Lanthirrhos]

:shock: WHAT?! :shock:

[Helike]

*falls back to earth, landing right on Footy and leaving him lying senseless in a crater*

*dusts herself off*

 

I think that counts as a dual assault on the MG.. oh wait. This is an approved thread...

 

*conks Corki over the head and ties him up with the "Northie, Queen of the World" banner*

 

*presents him to Her Majesty as a gift*

[Tigara]

*throws a stool at Helike, tickles Kat viciously, tackles 12th, nibbles Safia, shoots plunger arrow at Chae, punches Boyd in nose, throws a pink pillow at Death dealer*

[Corki]

:D

 

*gets hot over the head and passes out*

 

*wakes up groggily and sees he is tied up*

 

*sighs and starts wriggling free*

[North Star]

*laughs lots*

*channels and ties corki up with air flows and tickles him with her septer*

oooo...its nice to see that old banner again :D

*grabs footy with some mroe air and makes him to morris dancing on the ceiling*

*gives helike feathers to torture him with*

[Kara_J]

*huggertackles Tig to the ground and tickles him unmercifully* :P

[Corki]

So, where is a Redarm when you need one?? And one who isn't Northie!

[Helike]

*gets knocked stupid by a stool*

 

*hears Corki snitching*

 

*stuffs Corki's mouth full of feathers, which he promptly spits out*

 

SHHHH! One might hear you!!!

*thinks hard with her aching head*

 

*tickles his nose, instead, and makes him sneeze repeatedly*

 

:D

*chucks stool at next poster*