Welcome Killashandra!

[Guest]

Welcome New Recruit !

In a bit, you will have access to our training programs for our new recruits ! It will allow you to visit each of our three regiments

When you will be done with it, you will be allowed to join the regiment of your choice.

 

Flaming shots are definitely the best drink around lol :laugh;

 

 

(laughs at Zander)

[Killashandra]

Oh wow thank you thane that looks amazing. 

 

*downs the shot* 

 

Boy I am going to have to build up some tolerance. 

 

*weaves around tipsy and smiling*

[Sooh]

Chae not doing so good on the impartial thing

[Shad_]

We're going to have some cleeeeeeeeeeeeeean latrines before this one blows over...

[Mystica]

*eyes Zander and just...... *

 

 

For your info, Killi, Guinny is not the irish beer, it's short for Guinfantry.The Best Brew of the Band (despite silly attempts by others to refute that fact. This is a true fact, not an alternative one.)

 

 

 

The latrines definitely could use with a good cleaning, Shad. I am optimistic though. The prospects are looking good.

[Killashandra]

*eyes Zander and just...... *

 

 

For your info, Killi, Guinny is not the irish beer, it's short for Guinfantry.The Best Brew of the Band (despite silly attempts by others to refute that fact. This is a true fact, not an alternative one.)

 

 

 

The latrines definitely could use with a good cleaning, Shad. I am optimistic though. The prospects are looking good.

My mistake. I have never had guinfantry. I will have to look it up and see if I can find some to try if they sell it in the US.

[dicetosser1]

*eyes Zander and just...... *

 

 

For your info, Killi, Guinny is not the irish beer, it's short for Guinfantry.The Best Brew of the Band (despite silly attempts by others to refute that fact. This is a true fact, not an alternative one.)

 

 

 

The latrines definitely could use with a good cleaning, Shad. I am optimistic though. The prospects are looking good.

 

this is a true fact   but only in an alternate universe

 

 

 

i hope you mean you are optimistic of getting the latrines cleaned cause Zanders not getting off this

 

 

OFFICIAL NOTE  i will write up his second spotfine tonight

[Guest]

Chae not doing so good on the impartial thing

Impartial.... what does that mean?

 

 

 

And Zander, you REALLY want to challenge that spotfine...

*sighs* and me who wanted to keep on being lazy

 

 

@Killashandra : if you find guinfantry, you'll have to tell us !

[Killashandra]

 

Chae not doing so good on the impartial thing

 

Impartial.... what does that mean?

 

 

 

And Zander, you REALLY want to challenge that spotfine...

*sighs* and me who wanted to keep on being lazy

 

 

@Killashandra : if you find guinfantry, you'll have to tell us !

Now I am pretty sure you are having on... Lol

[dicetosser1]

 

*eyes Zander and just...... *

 

 

For your info, Killi, Guinny is not the irish beer, it's short for Guinfantry.The Best Brew of the Band (despite silly attempts by others to refute that fact. This is a true fact, not an alternative one.)

 

 

 

The latrines definitely could use with a good cleaning, Shad. I am optimistic though. The prospects are looking good.

 

this is a true fact   but only in an alternate universe

 

 

 

i hope you mean you are optimistic of getting the latrines cleaned cause Zanders not getting off this

 

 

OFFICIAL NOTE  i will write up his second spotfine tonight

 

 

make that tomorrow lol  been a busy day

[Daruya]

Wow, Zander is living dangerously, channeling in the Band!  Good thing my Zipp just came looking for me when Zander turned him loose. Of course, he did stop by Zander's quarters en-route and stole all of Zander's trousers . . . and dropped them in the latrine. He was going to steal the duffel with Zander's alcohol stash and drop it down the latrine but he didn't want me to get a spotfine . . .

 

Anyhooo . . . welcome to the Band, Killishandra! I look forward to seeing you come visit the Cavalry (which is, by far, the BEST regiment EVER, forever and always!).

[dicetosser1]

 

 

BAND LAWS (Punishable by spot-fines issued by Redarms)

 

1. No spilling brew, to include (but not exclusive to) Battle Brew, Bandy, Flaming Shots, Guinfantry, Infantry Brew, Cavalry Brew, Archer Brew, Brew Tea, and MG Special Brew. Causing another person to spill brew counts as spilling brew yourself.

 

2. No channeling, to include the One Power and the True Power.

 

3. No assaulting a senior officer, excepting when said senior officer either instigates an incident, or posts in a declared brawl. Random brawling among enlisted members or officers of the same rank is highly encouraged.

 

4. Band members may not use another member's regimental weapon (sword, bow, horse, lance, or dagger) without permission from the owner. (Additional items formally given to the Band members out of appreciation for service are included.)

 

5.  Band members will refrain from the recruitment of any Raw Recruit currently scheduled for training in a different Regiment. 

 

**NOTE** - Failure to follow any and all rules either above or in the Redarms guidebook will result in a form of punishment by spot-fine from a Redarm.  The preceding 5 laws and any laws within the RedArms guidebook, shall have a statute of limitations of one full week (7 days).  If a spotfine is not issued within the full week, a spotfine cannot be issued.

 

 

CODE OF CONDUCT LAWS (Handled by Staff, not by Redarms with spot-fines)

 

1. No inter-Band pranks without prior consent of the CG of the Regiment being pranked and either the Senior Staff or one's own CG. ("Prank" is a subjective term; the purpose of this law is to both provide a quality check on pranks, and avoid pranks going too far.)

 

2. No pranks on other Social Groups without consent of the Marshal-General.

 

3. Band members will refrain from excessive "God-mode" style posting, a.k.a. "God-modding." The interpretation of "excessive God-mode" will be solely determined by the Band's forum moderators (see below example). Violators will be given one written warning from the Marshal-General. Repeated violations of this law will be handled by site staff, not Redarms; they will be treated as violations of site rules and regulations, not light-hearted offenses worthy of a spot-fine.

God-mode is when someone makes a post in a role-playing fashion in which someone unfairly "wins" in a situation (such as a brawl) through narration. Examples of potential God-mode situations:

• swings a chair, knocking everyone unconscious in the entire brawl, tying everyone up before they wake up
• balefire
• repeated and excessive breaking of Band Law.

4. Signing in to the monthly roll call is mandatory to receive promotion points and/or game points for that month. Should you miss one month's roll call and sign in to the next, however, you will retain all of the points for those two months, BUT if you fail to sign in to two roll calls in a row, you will forfeit any points received regardless of activity level. After six months of not signing in to the roll call you will be placed as MIA and after 6 months as MIA, you will be purged from the usergroups. Any member who has attained a rank of Lieutenant or above will retain his/her points and has only to sign in to the roll call once to be considered active again.

  

**NOTE2** -  Any offense deemed above the Redarms jurisdiction will be handled by the Senior Staff. This will not be in the form of a spot-fine, but will be in the form the Senior Staff (the MG, UC, XO), along with site administrators if necessary, deem appropriate. Please note: Captain-Generals are obliged to make the SS aware of such offences but will not be allowed to dole out the necessary punishment.

 

 

I just won

 

 

*opens a gateway into the Cavs stable and jumps on all the horses backs and then sets them all free*

 

*opens another gateway into the DIce's bunk and poors BANDY all over the bed and lights it on fire*

 

*opens many gateway and dropkicks every superior officer currently and ever was in the Band*

 

*opens another gateway and pulls killa through ties her up and makes her watch HOURS AND HOURS OF INFANTRY PROPAGANDA VIDEOS*

 

*opens another gateway back into the bar and grabs a beer and chugs it STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN style!!!!*

 

 

 

Spotfine!

 

right lets see

 

we have 5  bouts of channeling. So that costs you 5 Jots verses on the evils of channeling and why its not allowed in the Band of the Red Hand. you will get NO points for these verses.

 

For spilling a Band Brew you will  for the next 5 posts     and the Jots do not count as a post for this   adding 2 lines at the bottom of ure post.  

 

1 will be  I should never spill Band brew I am a bad bad Zander. the second line will praise the Cavalry regiment and is NOT to be a smart ass praise like  they are really good at sucking for eg.

 

For assaulting Superior Officers in such a disrespectful manner  see here http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/100579-zanders-stocks-time-time-for-punishment/

[Guest]

Someone needs to remind me that I can't give points to Zander for these verses lol

[dicetosser1]

reminds chae not to give zander points

 

 

EVER!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

compulsion doesn't work lol

[Zander?]

reminds chae not to give zander points

 

 

EVER!!!!!!!!

 

Dice is in his glory since he whined and forced Brid to instate "The Zander Rule" for JotS!!!!

 

:tongue:

 

lolololololol

[Guest]

yeah i keep on forgetting that rule

 

>>
<<

[dicetosser1]

well dont!!!

[Mystica]

what's the Zander rule for Jots?

[dicetosser1]

right NOW its he isnt getting any points for the spotfine ones

 

 

but normally its he gets 1 point per three jots verses

[Mystica]

right. I'm guessing that's because he's a big fat spammer?

 

 

I remember him being like all hard working and dilligent and stuff. What have you all done to him?

[Guest]

*points at Dice*

 

It is his fault

[Mystica]

that's very believable.

[dicetosser1]

right. I'm guessing that's because he's a big fat spammer?

 

 

I remember him being like all hard working and dilligent and stuff. What have you all done to him?

 

 

he jumped like 3 ranks in one month just off Jots points.

 

Considering how hard and long we had to work for our ranks I spoke to Brid.

[Zander?]

 

right. I'm guessing that's because he's a big fat spammer?

 

 

I remember him being like all hard working and dilligent and stuff. What have you all done to him?

 

 

he jumped like 3 ranks in one month just off Jots points.

 

Considering how hard and long we had to work for our ranks I whined to Brid.

 

 

FTFY

 

lololololol

 

And as I said then, discouraging people from trying to advance is detrimental to getting new people invested into the Band imo

 

I mean it is what it so now but I still think I'm correct