Welcome Lolguy26 to the Black Tower!

[Guest]

A new member, here to join us in all our craziness and spaminess. Welcome to the Black Tower, Lolguy! I am sure people shall be along to spam your thread shortly. But in the meantime, sit back, relax and enjoy the tainted brownies!

 

I am a Storm Leader here, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask me. I don't bite - I usually break bones. Hehe, kidding (or am I?) . So who is your favourite Asha'man of the books?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

welcome!

 

we love new members soooo much.

 

please, when you get access to the hidden boards, sign up for a hundred questions for points, it's a lot of fun and we can get to know you even better. and you get buckets of points :). and points are good. shiny :).

 

and... eat as many brownies as you can hold, so that the taint settles firmly into your mind, and the twisty turny convoluted corridors and nigh incomprehensible spam of our tainty abode will all make sense...

 

and remember... the voices are your friends... except when they're not :)

 

and have I mentioned?

 

welcome!

 

listen to taltos, btw. his mind is clear :)

[lolguy26]

Well there's Logain (did i spell his name right?) and unfortunately i cant remember any more,, and bones can be fixed where as bite marks leave a scar hehe

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

very good thinking... we can make sure to leave no marks :). and we only hurt in fun...

 

no, no... we don't hurt.

 

I heart logain, he is very fine.

 

I also heart morridin who shall turn to the light, mark my words!

 

what brought you to our tower of madness, btw?

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Welcome Lolguy!!

 

I hope yoo feel right at home in our Tainteh Abode. Do NOT try to tie things to teh llama's ears, we all know what happened last time don't we Matty...

 

And if you like, SPAM. Spamspam spammityspam the day and night away till you get dizzeh and crazeh and MOAR INSAAAANE *twirls and reels*

 

 

And if Lews Therin speaks up, tell him to Shut It.

[Netbattler11]

Greetings. Glad to see more joining in the madness.

[Jonas]

Welcome.

 

*spears a brownie* OM NOMNOMNOM

[Niel an' Tyomn]

Welcome!!!!

 

*thanks Jonas for speaking him a brownie*

 

 

Go Taint!!!

[Songstress]

*yoinks a brownie* Well hi there, Lolguy! Welcome to the Black Tower!

 

Kick back, make yourself at home, and tell us a bit more about you.

 

For instance, if you were forced at gunpoint to streak across the field at a major sporting event, what color would you paint yourself?

[hazelkrs1]

Welcome lolguy!

 

Grab some Brownies, Revel in some Taint

 

 

very good thinking... we can make sure to leave no marks :). and we only hurt in fun...

 

no, no... we don't hurt.

 

I heart logain, he is very fine.

 

I also heart morridin who shall turn to the light, mark my words!

 

what brought you to our tower of madness, btw?

 

First time I've heard you speak that much about the books in a while lol

 

Welcome.

 

*spears a brownie* OM NOMNOMNOM

 

"Spears" a brownie? What are you, some kind of Aielman?

 

[John Snow]

*looks at Lolguy*

He is too old.

[Jonas]

Welcome lolguy!

 

Grab some Brownies, Revel in some Taint

 

 

very good thinking... we can make sure to leave no marks :). and we only hurt in fun...

 

no, no... we don't hurt.

 

I heart logain, he is very fine.

 

I also heart morridin who shall turn to the light, mark my words!

 

what brought you to our tower of madness, btw?

 

First time I've heard you speak that much about the books in a while lol

 

Welcome.

 

*spears a brownie* OM NOMNOMNOM

 

"Spears" a brownie? What are you, some kind of Aielman?

 

 

Maaaaaaaybe. Tall, dark and handsome I am

[Songstress]

*wolf whistle*

[hazelkrs1]

*wolf whistle*

 

[Niniel]

Welcome to the Black Tower, Lolguy! How come no one has posted any lolcats?

 

Let me remind you of my good friends our enemies:

 

 

Are you prepared for Tarmon Gai`don?

[hazelkrs1]

[Ithillian Turambar]

In the not so distant past, someone typed that adding 'lol' to another word, does not automatically make it funny.

 

I wonder who that was ...

 

Anyways, welcome to the BT. May you always find Shade and prove that person wrong. I'm a Stormleader here and sometimes I answer questions feel free to ask away, I'm always interested in what occurs inside people's heads.

[Jonas]

I deflect your anger with

 

 

 

Cuteness!

[hazelkrs1]

I counter your deflection with

 

 

Dominant Speciesness!

 

[nicana]

Welcome Lolguy to the BT!

 

*snags a brownie*

[Ithillian Turambar]

Did Jonas just post a at me?

 

Oh dear.

 

 

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I deflect your anger with

 

 

 

Cuteness!

 

oh dear light that is very cute.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and so is the circle of black kittehs. very ebil and very cute.

[John Snow]

I counter your deflection with

 

 

Dominant Speciesness!

 

 

 

[lolguy26]

very good thinking... we can make sure to leave no marks :). and we only hurt in fun...

 

no, no... we don't hurt.

 

I heart logain, he is very fine.

 

I also heart morridin who shall turn to the light, mark my words!

 

what brought you to our tower of madness, btw?

 

well i've been hearing voices in my head and the voices said "spaaaaaaaaaaaam"