prostituting for some points.

[Cainam]

Need to get some more points because frankly im tired of being a Lighty. come up with some interesting task that i can do to earn some extra points and i will do my best to accomplish them.

[Christine]

You need to learn from the master, my dear. I am, of course, the 2010 Point Slut. Set someone on fire... trust me, it'll work!

[Christine]

Also, while I am at it...

 

Christine smiled gracefully at the poor little Lightful. It had been quite some time since blood had been on her hands, literally and figuratively. She missed the feeling, and a moment like this was not one that she could pass up. Offering to help the little one learn her ways, she beckoned for him to light a torch, so that he could set some unsuspecting fool on fire. It was simple, really, how easily he followed her. Perhaps it was her grace, or her smile, or even just because of the fact that he could play follow the leader, and before long, she had him where she wanted him.

 

Pointing out the person that he should light on fire, Christine stepped behind him and, using an old fashioned cheese slicer, wrapped the wire around OC's neck and stuck her knee into the back of his. Watching him fall to the ground in front of her and struggle slightly, she held on tightly until the struggling stopped, but not so much that he actually died. Oh no, this one would not get off so easily. He was the one that enjoyed fire, therefore, he had to die by his greatest opponent... water.

 

Using her intelligence, good looks, and ownership of an Ewok because of a fabulous CapFac, Christine had Verbal carry the ful to the nearest fountain, where she pushed him into the water, face first, and put a cement brick on his back to keep him there. Smiling, she also turned and threw the Ewok in too. A girl like her didn't need any witnesses...

[hazelkrs1]

Zing!!!!

 

 

In related news: You know you want to click me

[Nynaeve]

Otpelk... I might have an assignment for you. PM me and we'll talk more >.>

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

Christine, you never fail to amuse me. 20 pts.

[Christine]

THAT'S IT?

 

*Starts plotting Lily's death*

[LilyElizabeth]

See? Point slut!

[LilyElizabeth]

I still have a few points to give out. Impress me.

[Adella]

*shows Lily some leg*

[LilyElizabeth]

That's all I get? I want some thigh, too, young lady!

[Kathleen]

*runs in and lifts Adella's skirt up over her head* There you go Lily! There's some thigh and more!

[Adella]

I could dance the sa'sara for you Lils

[Christine]

*slices off Adella's legs and offers them to Mistress Lily*

 

Here you are, Mistress!

 

*smacks Lily upside the head with a foot*

[Adella]

It's naught but a flesh wound!

[Barmacral]

This thread is full of giggity.

[Verbal32]

*smokes a cigarette*

[LilyElizabeth]

10 pts to Adella for those great legs.

 

10 pts to Kat for the view.

[Verbal32]

Is "pics or it didn't happen" not the appropriate response here?

[Barmacral]

Is "pics or it didn't happen" not the appropriate response here?

 

Yes. I demand that it happened.

[Verbal32]

Give this man some pictures!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

copy me, please

[Alaksuleiel]

20 points for being keen. Otpelk.

[Adella]

Didn't I already post a pic in the photo thread of me right after a wedding a few months ago? You can see all of my legs except maybe the top 3 inches.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i think it's the three top inches they're looking for.

[Cainam]

Also, while I am at it...

 

Christine smiled gracefully at the poor little Lightful. It had been quite some time since blood had been on her hands, literally and figuratively. She missed the feeling, and a moment like this was not one that she could pass up. Offering to help the little one learn her ways, she beckoned for him to light a torch, so that he could set some unsuspecting fool on fire. It was simple, really, how easily he followed her. Perhaps it was her grace, or her smile, or even just because of the fact that he could play follow the leader, and before long, she had him where she wanted him.

 

Pointing out the person that he should light on fire, Christine stepped behind him and, using an old fashioned cheese slicer, wrapped the wire around OC's neck and stuck her knee into the back of his. Watching him fall to the ground in front of her and struggle slightly, she held on tightly until the struggling stopped, but not so much that he actually died. Oh no, this one would not get off so easily. He was the one that enjoyed fire, therefore, he had to die by his greatest opponent... water.

 

Using her intelligence, good looks, and ownership of an Ewok because of a fabulous CapFac, Christine had Verbal carry the ful to the nearest fountain, where she pushed him into the water, face first, and put a cement brick on his back to keep him there. Smiling, she also turned and threw the Ewok in too. A girl like her didn't need any witnesses...

 

 

Ahh but little did she know He was only feigning. As soon as she turned to walk away Otpelk quietly stood. This poor girl made more assumptions then she could keep up with.Otpelk thought Wiley to himself about the fun he was going to have with this one. He quickly walked up behind her and smashed her on the cranium with the brick she tried to use to hold him under water.He smashed her on the head a few more times for good measure and to get out some frustrations at her lack of respect. She assumed he was a pyro.Physical violence was so much more satisfying. As she fell to the ground he took her skirts and tied them over her head so she looked like an egg with legs. Otpelk then tied a rope to the top of the skirt and hung Christine from a tree dangling like a pinata. "Attention lily and all others seeking entertainment. Here are the legs you wished to see. Also i have this lovely axe handle and i am told inside of this lovely pinata there is the sweetest candy one can want.