Anayia. Light I have been listening to the audiobook so long I have no idea how you spell that any more. A unfitting death IMHO as Anayia was the only plain AS and was killed off for really little reason at a time that made no sense. But meh, I'm sure everyone will tell me to toughen up.

Happy Hogmanay everyone. Here, have a lump of coal.

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No 8. Warder? No 9. From Two Rivers? No 10. Channeller? No 11. From Caemlyn? No 12. Darkfriend? No 13. Seanchan? No 14. Impact the main 6? No, but does have a special role of a sort. Is a member of a select group in the popular imagination.

Thanks for the poem, Eirik. I, being a nosy little, er, fellow, was interested in who the poem was about. Like for instance, one of my favourite poems posted in the inspirational quotes thread, was apparently really about a British Empire Official that started an illegal raid into Boer territory and was then disowned by the British government to protect the political career of the politician that had actually organised it. Anyway, I did not have any luck, but my chatGPT powered Bing - that pops up all the time, grrr, told me this, This poem is a beautiful elegy that mourns the death of a loved one. The speaker urges the reader to not speak the name of the deceased, but instead let it rest in peace. The poem is a poignant reminder of the power of grief and the importance of honoring the dead. Do you know anything about it? Because I kind of took a different interpretation than the AI.

Delenn has accepted the invitation to become a member of the Shadowspawn faction. She is our newest Trolloc. Everyone stab her and make her feel welcome! *sprinkles glitter everywhere and stabs*

So I will start the ball rolling. A rabbit goes into a butchers, and asks "Got any lettuce?" The butcher is confused, but explains that he is a butcher, and no, he does not have any lettuce. The next day the rabbit comes back, and asks "Got any lettuce?" The butcher again explains what a butcher is, and rather apologetically says that he does not have any lettuce. Again, the next day the rabbit comes back, and asks "Got any lettuce?" By now the butcher is getting a little annoyed, and tells the rabbit that no, he has no lettuce, will not have any lettuce tomorrow, and will never have any lettuce! Again, the next day the rabbit comes back yet again, and asks "Got any lettuce?" The butcher screams "No" at the rabbit and chases him from the shop. But it does not help. Day after day, the rabbit returns to ask, "Got any lettuce?" Eventually the butcher snaps and grabs the rabbit by the throat as he comes into the shop. "I don't have any lettuce. And if you come in one more time asking for lettuce I'll nail your ears to the floor!" The rabbit gulps and runs, clearly terrified. The rabbit does not come back the next day, or the next. The butcher is relieved that it is finally over. But the next day the rabbit comes back. The butcher is astounded and the rabbit nervously asks "Got any nails?" The butcher is taken by surprise and answers "no". Upon which the rabbit bounces back happily and asks "Got any lettuce?"

Welcome to the Amyrlin's Blessing, the best inn in Tar Valon. I am the Amyrlin for this event and I bid you all to pull up a bench, and have a drink - not for the Novices or Algai, mind! - on the house. All here can tell jokes, and the person that tells the joke with the most upvotes - we would judge them but this fine Andoran red is going down far too easily and probably I will not be a good judge - will win the title of "Jester" so they can show off and be the envy of their friends. One joke per post, the punchline, if appropriate in Spoilers - highlight the necessary text and then click/tap on the Eye icon above between Quote and Remove Format. Jokes must follow DM rules, as in be PG13 and preferably funny. No double posting please, unless separated by 12 hours.

*with last gasp* Zephyr... *expires*

*basks in everyone's admiring gazes* Yes, we trollocs are very special, aren't we? I'm glad you appreciate us and our aromas.

Not a joke but I was just reading something sorta related about understanding accents. Yes, I know, I am so amazingly interesting.

*gasps for air* Burn you, Moridin, I have not even gotten a guess wrong yet... Always too eager to punish the innocent. And in case you are having your customary skepticism of me, yes, I'm the innocent one. *gurgles unpleasantly*

Could I guess L please?

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No 8. Warder? No 9. From Two Rivers? No 10. Channeller? No 11. From Caemlyn? No 12. Darkfriend? No

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No 8. Warder? No 9. From Two Rivers? No 10. Channeller? No 11. From Caemlyn? No

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No 8. Warder? No 9. From Two Rivers? No 10. Channeller? No

Well, I thought it would be marginally better to have me as a Faction Leader than no one.

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No 8. Warder? No 9. From Two Rivers? No

*stabs Dar'Jen again* Thanks 🙂

*stabs Dar'Jen in thanks*

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No 8. Warder? No

Is that better behaved than wild moss? Or already housebroken?

Well let's have an R and see what that gives. SECRETS THROUGH... Wait that doesn't fit... Well. Let's see anyway, lol.

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No 7. Aes Sedai? No

No it is not Perrin. Maybe you should ask more general questions. Remember you only get points for asking yes questions, no matter how quickly the character is guessed. And so far, there has not been a lot of yesses. 1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No 6. Perrin? No

1. Female? No 2. Shadow-aligned? No 3. From tEotW? Yes 4. Egwene? No. 5. Mat? No