Reasons Aliens Should Be Afraid Of Us

[Ryrin]

25.   Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritual.

 

 

 

24.  Humans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orifice.

 

 

 

23. Removing limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the head.

 

[Ryrin]

22.  Human decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the wounds.  (I love doing this)

 

 

 

21.  Humans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs.”

 

 

 

20. Their response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locations.

 

[Ryrin]

19. They char the corpses of their prey before eating them.

 

 

 

18. Their offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to kill.

 

 

17. Under stress, they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strength.

 

[Ryrin]

16.  When content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their prey.

 

 

15. In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

 

 

14. Humans can create more humans with minimal outside assistance.

 

[Ryrin]

13. In combat, humans view mutually assured destruction as an acceptable outcome.

 

 

12. They replenish themselves by devouring the flesh of other creatures to fuel complex chemical reactions in their body.

 

 

11.  They breed their predators into creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspring.

 

[Ryrin]

10. Humans have too many bony protrusions in their jaws, so they use metal rods to align them.

 

 

9. Humans can detect you in low light conditions by sensing atmospheric vibrations.

 

 

8. For entertainment, they slide down jagged terrain at subzero temperatures.

 

[Ryrin]

7. Humans kill their prey and wear their skins to show status.

 

 

6. They enjoy watching other humans die.

 

 

5.  Their bodies have a highly developed cooling system that allows them to stalk their prey to exhaustion

 

 

4. Humans drink the most potent solvent on their planet in large quantities.

 

[Ryrin]

3. They have redundant organs.

 

 

 

2.  Humans will, for the most part, eat anything, and if it doesn’t taste good, they will use highly toxic substances to add flavor.

 

 

1. Humans bites can be extremely infectious and even fatal.

 

 

 

Reasons

[Elgee]

Also, Coffee.

[Rhea]

They should just be afraid of Mother. 

 

     

 

*runz*

[Ryrin]

They should just be afraid of Mother. 

 

     

 

*runz*

 

Yes, they most certainly should.

 

[Rhea]

11.  They breed their predators into creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspring.

 

I have more than one of these!

[Ryrin]

11.  They breed their predators into creatures and keep them at home for the amusement of their offspring.

 

I have more than one of these!

 

Three, here.

[Sunrise Lord]

Liquid content of their stomachs is one of the most corrosive chemicals in existence.

[Nightstrike]

Humans can increase their population number by a factor of 5 (easily) every 30 earth years.

[Alaksuleiel]

Humans have a series of tubes with all of the information and knowledge available, they spend their time looking up pictures of cats.

[Millon]

They are a plague on any planet and relentlessly consume it's natural resources to the extent that they effect that planet's environment. 

[Guest]

Humans are severely adaptable and can live in any environment they choose.

[Elgee]

Fear the Mother *nods*

 

Humans are looking for new planets to assimilate.

[Wildfire Sedai]

16.  When content, they bare the bony protrusions that they use to tear apart their prey.

 

 

15. In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

 

 

14. Humans can create more humans with minimal outside assistance.

 

     th

 this guy is so cute...^^^^^^  like the tongue....   

 

humans can breed every year, from age 14 (yeah, too young in our culture but not in others ) to the age of 44 (for easy math).  So theoretically a female of the species could have a whopping 30 kids. Though I think the highest count now is 19 as long as they have enough money, space, food, etc.  So you can probably see the dilemma we would have if every woman had 30 kids in her lifetime...

[Tyzack]

Are bites infectious?

 

I always thought they were playful.

[Sunrise Lord]

Are bites infectious?

 

I always thought they were playful.

We know who's kinky haha.  :P

[Elgee]

I like me some b ... I mean to say yeah human bites are apparently much worse than most animal bites. Go figure.

[Ryrin]

[Sunrise Lord]

HAHAHAHAHA