Staff Mafia 2.0 - The Haters

[Barmacral]

Jenn was woken up to a loud banging on her hotel room door early on the first full day of J*Con. And when I say early I mean early enough that Jenn was still sleeping, or at least trying to. Opening the door she sees a very very angry Harriet flanked by Maria and Alan. They quickly grab Jenn and drag her out of the room, down the hall, into the elevator, down the elevator, through the main lobby, into a room, back out of the room and into the correct room where the entire Dragonmount Staff is assembled.

 

"We have a problem" Harriet announced, "It has come to our attention that four of the people in this room do not in fact like the 'Wheel of Time' series. I absolutely refuse to allow my number one fan site to be run by any louts who dislike Jim's baby so here's what we're going to do. You will all sit in here and bicker stupidly until you have rooted out all four of the bad staff, or I'm firing all of you and making TarValon.Net my number one fan site."

 

A gasp rose throughout the room. Jenn, annoyed that she hadn't had any coffee yet surveyed the room and saw a shiny object. Forgetting everything else for a moment she smiled and made her move.

 

1. No serious gameplay. I expect you to point fingers and form alliances and do anything you can to get each other killed EXCEPT make serious cases. This will be enforced by the following:

 a) Modkills at my discression

 b) Post Restrictions

 c) Public ridicule by mod

2. Days are 48 hours. Nights are 24 hours. Whomever has the most votes dies. If tied I will randomly select a loser amongst the tied players.

3. No roles. Scum will be 1/4 of the game.

4. The dead thread will be allowed to vote to kill a living player at random intervals. Majority vote, percentage of majority to be determined.

5. At random intervals a player (any player still alive) will receive a one time kill.

6. There will be a public spectator thread for non-players to talk about the game. They get nothing cool like kills or anything.

7. The mod reserves the right to reject player democracy at any time and lynch whom he desires if he is not happy with the democratic vote.

 

Players:

1. Red2111

2. Elgee

3. BFG

4. F Horn of Valere

5. Jason

6. Songstress

7. Nyn

8. Panchi

9. Barid Bel Medar

10. SinisterDeath

11. Kathleen

12. Jen

13. Kivam

14. Aiel Heart

15. Verbal

16. WolfBrotherKronos

17. Leelou

 

[Red2111]

[v]dead thread[/v]   obv 3rd party cult

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Solid vote by red.

[Leelou]

*hangs upside down off the side of my chair* 

 

Does the world look funny to the rest of you? 

[Nynaeve]

Vote Jason

 

Time to start my hostile take over. 

[Red2111]

Vote Jason

 

Time to start my hostile take over. 

 

+1

[SinisterDeath]

 

*hangs upside down off the side of my chair* 

 

Does the world look funny to the rest of you? 

I like the way you hang. 
Join me in Voting for Jason, and you'll get my anti-climbing/pinching(patent-pending), Zebra-Print Chain Mail Bikini Swim-wear!  You'll also get to make fun of Barmacles for life!

 

Vote Jason

 

Time to start my hostile take over.  

 

Beat me to it!! You can still has the chain-mail bikini swim wear. I swear Verbicacles hasn't installed any cameras!

[Leelou]

 

 

*hangs upside down off the side of my chair* 

 

Does the world look funny to the rest of you? 

I like the way you hang. 

Join me in Voting for Jason, and you'll get my anti-climbing/pinching(patent-pending), Zebra-Print Chain Mail Bikini Swim-wear!  You'll also get to make fun of Barmacles for life!

 

Vote Jason

 

Time to start my hostile take over.  

 

Beat me to it!! You can still has the chain-mail bikini swim wear. I swear Verbicacles hasn't installed any cameras!

 

 

I can't vote the same way as Nyn, she smells funny. 

 

[v]Red[/v] because she's not pink. 

[Barmacral]

Vote Count:

 

Dead Thread (1): Red
Jason (2): Nyn, SinisterDeath
Red (1): Leelou
 

[Red2111]

 

 

 

 

*hangs upside down off the side of my chair* 

 

Does the world look funny to the rest of you?

 

I like the way you hang. 

Join me in Voting for Jason, and you'll get my anti-climbing/pinching(patent-pending), Zebra-Print Chain Mail Bikini Swim-wear!  You'll also get to make fun of Barmacles for life!

 

 

Vote Jason

 

Time to start my hostile take over.  

 

Beat me to it!! You can still has the chain-mail bikini swim wear. I swear Verbicacles hasn't installed any cameras!

 

I can't vote the same way as Nyn, she smells funny. 

 

[v]Red[/v] because she's not pink.

Haters gonna hate

[Nynaeve]

Haters gonna hate

 

too true, squidgy darling

[Nynaeve]

 Beat me to it!! You can still has the chain-mail bikini swim wear. I swear Verbicacles hasn't installed any cameras!

 

Awesome look and zero functionality? I'm your girl!

[Songstress]

[V] Nyn[/v].

 

The boobs are a dead giveaway.

[Nynaeve]

[V] Nyn[/v].

 

The boobs are a dead giveaway.

 

Racist

[Aiel Heart]

Vote BFG for stealing spot number three. Stealing is a sign of scumminess. 

[BFG]

Sup

[BFG]

[v]Verb[/v]

 

Cory

[Aiel Heart]

Also, we should stop Jenn. Clearly the shiny thing she's going for is a glitter bomb. Mayhaps we should be voting her too. This would also take out 1/2 of the top rank of DM.... I may be switching my vote soon. 

[SinisterDeath]

Pfft, just give some Tequila to Jen and she'll cease to be our problem!

[Aiel Heart]

But I was told she was a loud and obnoxious drunk?

[Songstress]

Also, we should stop Jenn. Clearly the shiny thing she's going for is a glitter bomb. Mayhaps we should be voting her too. This would also take out 1/2 of the top rank of DM.... I may be switching my vote soon.

^^ Smart woman.

 

Jen is clearly up to no good.

[Nynaeve]

BLASPHEMER! BLASPHEMER! 

[Barmacral]

New rule: Jenn is immune to everything except ridicule and other things I may decide upon until day 2.

[SinisterDeath]

 

 Beat me to it!! You can still has the chain-mail bikini swim wear. I swear Verbicacles hasn't installed any cameras!

 

Awesome look and zero functionality? I'm your girl!

 

Awesome!

Jenn may or may not own one as well. Though that might have more to do with her reading 50 shades of grey...

[Aiel Heart]

Now neither alcohol nor sparkle bombs (nor votes) would affect her.

 

Would tackling?