Black Ajah December: Twisted Santa

[Theodora]

So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy

[Davrick]

I want a pet Ewok!

[LilyElizabeth]

I want minions. Lots and lots of minions. 

 

 

And hi, Thea. Welcome to SG.

[Elaevia]

  On 12/4/2013 at 4:41 PM, Theodora said:

So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy

 

Santa got you a puppy - hooray!

 

 

well, it is alive!

 

Welcome To Shayol Ghul!

[Elaevia]

  On 12/4/2013 at 6:14 PM, Davrick said:

I want a pet Ewok!

One Ewok......... kinda

 

[Elaevia]

  On 12/4/2013 at 6:49 PM, LilyElizabeth said:

I want minions. Lots and lots of minions. 

 

 

And hi, Thea. Welcome to SG.

 

instant minions

[Leelou]

I want a vacation

[Moon Sedai]

I want.... A shrubbery!

[tonnalea]

I want Santa to chop down the largest tree in the forest with.................

 

 

 

 

a Herring!

[Theodora]

  On 12/4/2013 at 7:18 PM, Elaevia said:

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 4:41 PM, Theodora said:

So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy

 

Santa got you a puppy - hooray!

 

 

well, it is alive!

 

Welcome To Shayol Ghul!

 

 

Thank you, Santa, I hope it doesn't go to the toilet inside my room

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Santa, I would like lots of snuggles for Christmas please.

[Elaevia]

  On 12/4/2013 at 7:54 PM, Leelou said:

I want a vacation

 

Santa has bought you a ticket to the Lost Island - watch out for the smoke monster now!

 

[Elaevia]

  On 12/4/2013 at 10:07 PM, Moon Sedai said:

I want.... A shrubbery!

 

and a piggery at the same time

 

[Elaevia]

  On 12/4/2013 at 10:11 PM, tonnalea said:

I want Santa to chop down the largest tree in the forest with.................

 

 

 

 

a Herring!

 

Santa chopped the tree down, and went on chopping

 

 

(that was one sharp herring)

[Elaevia]

  On 12/5/2013 at 9:33 AM, Theodora said:

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 7:18 PM, Elaevia said:

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 4:41 PM, Theodora said:

So I would like to have a sweet baby fluffy puppy that is alive, not a toy

 

Santa got you a puppy - hooray!

 

 

well, it is alive!

 

Welcome To Shayol Ghul!

 

 

Thank you, Santa, I hope it doesn't go to the toilet inside my room

 

 

Santa is glad you like it!

[Elaevia]

  On 12/5/2013 at 11:44 AM, cindy said:

Santa, I would like lots of snuggles for Christmas please.

 

 

for Cindy, a slightly creepy looking bear called Snuggles

 

 

and a whole bundle of these

 

 

(cos one of my hamsters is called Snuggles)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

snuggles the bear is not creepy and those hamsters are... um... friends aren't food

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh oh oh oooh look it the wee baby hamster in the LLQ!

 

 

dawwwwwwwwwwww...

[Naeann]

  On 12/4/2013 at 8:23 AM, Elaevia said:

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 8:08 AM, TinaHel said:

Dear Santa, I´ll give you a new chance. Can I please get a hot tub and a library? 

Santa obliges...

 

 

but seems to have also shrunk the hot tub!

 

 

and I have a feeling that something is missing from your new library......

 

This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

[Leelou]

  On 12/5/2013 at 8:02 PM, Elaevia said:

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 7:54 PM, Leelou said:

I want a vacation

 

Santa has bought you a ticket to the Lost Island - watch out for the smoke monster now!

 

 

 

It's perfect. 

[Moon Sedai]

My shrubbery is perfect!! How about.... A pizza?

[Elaevia]

  On 12/7/2013 at 4:19 AM, Moon Sedai said:

My shrubbery is perfect!! How about.... A pizza?

 

Santa isn't a very good cook, sorry!

[hazelkrs1]

Santa, I'd like peace on Earth and goodwill towards men.

 

[hazelkrs1]

While you're at it, I'd like to meet a famous dead celebrity, and know the recipe to the best barbecue sauce ever.

[Elaevia]

  On 12/11/2013 at 9:18 AM, Despothera said:

Santa, I'd like peace on Earth and goodwill towards men.

 

Peas on earth: