QCS papers...what shall we do with them?

[The Bard Babe]

*BB lugs her giant pile of QCS papers into the middle of the camp and stacks it up high*

 

This is all of the exam papers, all of the practice papers and all of the idiotic classes and pretentious guest speakers that went into our demonised version of standardised testing.

 

After two days of exams, they are OVER!!!!!!!!!! Now the reeeeeeeeeal exams can begin.

 

But, I now have to figure out what to do with all these papers...and I'm scared of fire, so burning is out of the question.

 

*circles giant stack of papers, glaring*

 

 

Help me Banders!!! How can we destroy these without fire?

[Pralaya]

Make paper aeroplanes and go to a tower/skyscraper and fly them

[Sherper]

What would happen if we balefire them? Will the people who took those tests become dumber?

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*giggle*

 

 

 

Hmm... *chants* SHRED THEM, SHRED THEM, CONFETTIIIII!!!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Wait no hang on...

 

[BFG]

2 votes for paper aeroplanes.

 

or...

 

turn them into a pinata

 

make frogs with them and have a race

 

so many things...

[dicetosser1]

hands

 

 

 

 

to BB

[The Bard Babe]

Oooh, paper aeroplanes!

 

PINATA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

CONFETTI!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

And balefire!!!  He he he...

 

 

ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!

[Direwolf Jon]

Give them to a dog to eat.  (you know, a dog ate my homework type thing)

[The Bard Babe]

But but but, the doggy!!!!

[Nikonis]

Hmmm, so if you balefire the paper would the tree they were created from come back??? Might be good for the enviroment, someone get a channeler and maybe we could find out (Since there is no channeling allowed in the band itself)...

[Davrick]

Well seeing as how none of us can channel here in the band balefire is out.

[Direwolf Jon]

The dog will be fine...it will have a full belly and it likes chewing up paper.

 

*looks down at his RAL sash* yep, channeling is definitely prohibited here in the Band...in most cases...

[dicetosser1]

prepares some magic of his own....

[Direwolf Jon]

*waits to see said magic*

 

Oh, BB, we could take some of the papers and attach them to some fireworks and launch them.  Then the paper will be dust!

[dicetosser1]

IIRC the last time I let loose with my Leprechaun magic Mystica ended up in a cage and all pranks ended up banned....

[Direwolf Jon]

so this time someone else ends up in a pit and pranks are allowed again? 

[The Bard Babe]

he he, yeah!! As long as I'm not the one in the pit...

 

Ooh, fireworks!! And we get a light show too!!!

[dicetosser1]

i think itd be an archer this time.

[Lazy]

Woah pranks are banned in the band. But...

 

Anyway, to these papers. Create a giant paperman and sacrifice him to help you do we'll.

[The Bard Babe]

*ponders*

 

Does anyone have a giant pot of glue or amazing origami skills? I'm liking this giant exam paper Frankenstein man...

[Lazy]

The giant exam paper Frankenstein has many uses.

 

Scare your friends.

Date.

BFF.

Halloween ornament.

Pranks.

Um. Ok not many but a few

[Sherper]

What happened to rule out the option of the Good O' Fashion book burning technique BB?

[The Bard Babe]

Eh, I'm just not a fan of fire at all.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

The giant exam paper Frankenstein has many uses.

Date.

BFF.

Baaaaahahaha I like this one. Hi fellow kiwi!!