Dors, Tsuki and other superheroes.

[ed2funy]

*watches as the Ed Clones rush in around Chuckles, who has been shielded and cut off from the Power per section 8, paragraph 3 of the Shadow Court rules and regulations*

[Tsukibana]

its a lightie plot i tell you

strange, the first person to insinuate I'm a Lightie has fled the courtroom... perhaps he fears something being brought to...well, light.

[Toph Beifong]

I was having dinner! Let me speak for my client.

[Toph Beifong]

Are you also seeking to defend yourself? Does your Defender agree with this? 

I do not. 

[Tsukibana]

uh oh. I'm doomed, methinks.

[Toph Beifong]

*looks at the poor thing*

 

so dors as his defence attorney do you have anything to say?

Damn it. I was having dinner! I hate you guys for doing this during my study rest! Because when I'm supposed to be studying I'm here... Well, anyway; What was I saying? Totally forgot.

 

My defense attorney must have realized the conflict of interest in a Lightie defending a Shadow... hmmm.. perhaps the OTHER hero will defend me. TINA!!! where

art thou?

 

 

I'm a Judge. We don't do the talking. We do the judging.

 

I'm all for a Lightie being your Defence Lawyer. She will probably drop you right in it

I was going to accuse you of being a Lightie but, since apparently it's everyone against you my Lightie spirit compels me to defend you and to accuse myself as a Shadowie. 

[Toph Beifong]

So, my question to the Jury is this one... Would you consider assassination (without a honorable purpose) as a typical shadowy action?

[Tsukibana]

but... but... you being Shadowy would be as obvious as a barking cat!!

[Turin Turambar]

No asking the jury questions.

[Toph Beifong]

I haven't authorized you to speak! 

[Tsukibana]

ooooh. shadowy of you.

Defendant pleads Nolo Contendre, and moves that his council be dismissed as irrelevant as we move to the sentencing phase.

[Toph Beifong]

Fine. Anyway, it's a generalized opinion that assassination isn't a virtue. This man promised that he'll kill anyone I want, whenever I want, just because he was bored. His only purpose was to corrupt a Light member.

[Tsukibana]

withdraws plea...

[Toph Beifong]

And about that small detail of having a Lightie as a defense attorney... Well, I've been accused of shadowie behavior several times. That argument isn't justified.

[Toph Beifong]

withdraws plea...

My only job is to proof you're not a Lightie. If you want a deeper defense against other charges, you'll have to pay. Sorry.

[Tsukibana]

hey, those were the only charges...

I forgot the bad-ass kitteh still has one free kill...

[Toph Beifong]

You didn't specify, so I can ask you to kill yourself 

[Tsukibana]

ouch. please don't. I wouldn't want to break a promise.

[Toph Beifong]

Fine, fine... *totally feeling like Arya*

 

You're more useful alive.

[Tsukibana]

Valar Morghulis, my dear attorney, but not today. I still gotta figure out WTF is up with Clara.

Cat the Stray totally fits you.

[Toph Beifong]

You're my particular Jaqen H'ghar 

[Tsukibana]

[Toph Beifong]

I love you so much! 

[Tsukibana]

[Toph Beifong]

HAHAHAHA 

 

But actually I do like the Hound. A lot. At least the one from the books.