[Advanced] US Presidents Mafia - Sign ups CLOSED

[ed2funy]

It happened in the middle of the night, when no one was watching. A large white cube appeared in front of the Washington Monument out of no where; one second there was nothing there, and the next it popped into existence. For weeks it stood there, lacking walls, windows, or even seams.

 

Immediately, every resource available was put to use in trying to figure out what it was. No one without the proper credentials could get within 50 feet of it. Blowtorches nor drills could not penetrate its surfaces. It emitted no radiation, no heat, not even any electricity. Everyone was confounded, and day by day the public demanded answers. Answers the government could not provide. And so, on February 17th, 2013, President Barack Obama addressed the public, letting them know that this was not a terrorist attack, nor did they think it was a threat. That night, he went to sleep after a long day spent with every major power player in Washington D.C. trying to figure out what to do with the cube. They had decided to try and airlift it off of the field and move it to a more secure location for further studying. 

 

Unfortunately, that was the night that President Barack Obama went missing. Somehow the news leaked before the White House could put out a cover story, and conspiracy theories involving the cube went rampant. The people were scared. No one denied that his disappearance was related to the cube, even if they were hesitant to voice it. Everyone was being questioned, some more than others. Acting President Joe Biden himself sat in the room as Michelle Obama was interrogated for over an hour. 

 

Of course, no one knew that what was going on inside the cube was far more disconcerting. Barack Obama woke up in an exact replica of his room. Figuring that Michelle had gotten up early to tend to her garden, he stretched and changed into a suit, getting ready for the day. But when he stepped out into the hall, he gasped in shock. This wasn't the White House! He had an inkling of where he was at because of the pure white walls that stretched on and on until they hit a doorway. Even the floor and the ceiling was white. Curiously, there were doors spaced out along the corridor, too. Hesitantly, Barack Obama began making his way to the first door on the right, but just before he reached it, the door opposite opened. This time, Obama did more than gasp. He let out a small curse, as he gazed on a lookalike of Abraham Lincoln. As he spluttered, trying to ask who this man was, the rest of the doors began to open, revealing more men who looked like previous US Presidents. Some of them looked at each other in shock and began to talk. Others were as confused as Obama. 

 

Hours later, twenty-one Presidents sat around a large round table that was found in the room at the end of the hall. They looked at each other in silence, remembering the recording that had played at the center of the table...

[ed2funy]

Okay, listen up ladies! This will be an Advanced Game run by Kate and myself. There are 21 slots (in case you didn't read the intro), and we are looking to start this on *drum roll* PRESIDENTS DAY! Because it totally makes sense. Duh.

 

For all of you non-Americans, that is Monday, February 18th, year of our Lord 2013. If we don't have the players, well, that sucks. Coolest starting day for theme match-up lost. *sigh*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RULES

1. We are the Mod God and Goddess. What she says, I say. And what either of us say, goes. You can file form DM 375 if you have a complaint.

 

2. You cannot Role claim, but you can Character claim. (i.e. I am President Edward Peña).

 

3. No editing. Just stahp.

 

4. No communicating with anyone unless you are specifically told you can in your Role PM by either of the Mods. Do not quote or relay in any way communications from the Mod or other players from outside of the game thread unto the game thread.

 

5. One Bah post. No revealing info. You know the drill. Consequences if so.

 

7. Submit your NAs via your Role PM. If you intend not to use your NA, please let us know. It will hasten the Night phase.

 

8. Be active! Not sexually while you're playing, though. I'm sure your partner would look at you weird if you were reading Mafia while - *cough* Anyways, play the game or ask to be replaced!

 

9. Each Day, you are voting to Elect a President. Please BOLD and COLOR your votes. Use red. Please write "UNVOTE" before any unvotes. (i.e. Vote Kate or Unvote Eddie)

 

10. This is a hammer game with a deadline. Once the hammer falls, no unvotes will be allowed, even if neither of us is on to post the scene. Choose wisely. Just don't take too long, random players could die if you don't reach a majority before the deadline.

 

11. Days will be 72 hours and Nights 48 hours unless otherwise specified or altered for weekends/holidays.

 

12. No personal attacks and such. You're all grown ups, but I won't hesitate to yell at you and spank you in front of the others.

 

13. Did you notice number six was missing? Welcome to hellville.

 

 

 

***NOTE***

Political memes are approved. Go ahead and post some. But no D&D in the game. Just joke and move on.

Or you will find yourself having moved on from life.

[ed2funy]

Players


1. Darthe
2. John Snow
3. Red2111
4. Tiinker
5. Basel Gill
6. peacesells
7. Lenlo
8. Song of Ice and Fire
9. dapianoplay3r
10. Nolder
11. Andrej
12. Misheru Sedai
13. dicetosser1
14. RandA lThor
15. Sakaea
16. Hallia
17. ReleaseTheEvil
18. WolfbrotherKronos

[dapianoplay3r]

Spot 9

i have an issue with rule 8

[Darthe]

In.

 

Can't decide how to read the above statement lol

[John Snow]

Don't forget all of the signups from the other thread

[ed2funy]

Don't forget all of the signups from the other thread

 

Thanks, they are pending. They should pop back in here to make sure they got in. 

 

 

In.

 

Can't decide how to read the above statement lol

  

[dicetosser1]

13 please!

[dapianoplay3r]

Im too unsober to read that intro so ill do it tomorrow

[Basel Gill]

In.

[Darthe]

Im too unsober to read that intro so ill do it tomorrow

 

Unsober is rather more delicately put than what I imagine your appearance entails.  Then again, in my head your internet personality is... exotic.

[Red2111]

confirming my place. unless you're putting me in as Obama ...

[peacesells]

In

[michellem]

Me me me me! Spot 12 please

[hotpocket2006]

Spot 8 please.

[hotpocket2006]

confirming my place. unless you're putting me in as Obama ...

Same for me (i lol'd. Hard)

[Red2111]

 

 

 

 

confirming my place. unless you're putting me in as Obama ...

Same for me (i lol'd. Hard)

yeah. i get Obama i'm committing in game suicide

 

 

on a better note, political lolz spam FTW this game *grins*

 

i got a whole site just waiting on spamnights *grins*

 

 

feel free to rebuttal with your own political memes

[ed2funy]

You're all added up to here.

 

Red, link fail. :/

Unless work is just being dumb.

 

And yes, political memes are approved. But no D&D. Just joke and move on.

[Red2111]

yeah i know, DM was being a butt. tis fixed now

[ed2funy]

Yea, still can't see it because of work. Will take a gander at home later.

[dapianoplay3r]

 

Im too unsober to read that intro so ill do it tomorrow

 

Unsober is rather more delicately put than what I imagine your appearance entails.  Then again, in my head your internet personality is... exotic.

You are very right. I took an age to type that.

[Lenlo]

Im signin up!

 

 

 

 

Foul language in the spoiler.

 

I cant believe I didnt see this earlier. I really wanna know who the bad guys will be...

 

I also really want to know what the first 10-20 or so presidents would think of our now having an African American President. Would be interesting I think.

[Red2111]

well we do know what the 16th president would think.

 

the Lincoln-Douglas debates are a very good read *nods*

 

 

"I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything."

 

- Abraham Lincoln, Fourth Debate with Stephen A. Douglas at Charleston, Illinois, September 18, 1858

[ed2funy]

You're in, Lenlo.

[Basel Gill]

We have a high school named for Grover Cleveland and a hospital named for Millard Fillmore. The latter is buried here.