Tainted Tunes

[Songstress]

...and i'm hungry like the wolfbrother....

 

 

DO IT.

[randomh3r0]

haha, i'll be getting to that soon, it's been pretty busy at work lately, but I hope to finish it this weekend!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

:O

 

 

A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!! Thatll be great!

 

*jealous* :P

[randomh3r0]

Don't be jealous or sad! There's plenty of other songs out there just waiting to be tainted! Your submissions have been great, btw :)

[randomh3r0]

If anyone has requests for songs, ideas for songs, anything, let me know! I'm going to make this an unofficial contest: if people vote on submissions in this thread, whichever one has the most in a couple of weeks (or say, end of month) i will actually record myself singing the winning tune and post it for the entire BT to laugh at/make fun of/enjoy

[randomh3r0]

To the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n Roses

 

"Welcome to the Seanchan"

 

Welcome to the Seanchan,

we've got marath'damane,

we've got grolm and insect helmets,

we're ready to invade,

We are Those Who Come Before

to take back Hawking's land,

If you don't re swear the Oaths,

We'll kill you where you stand,

 

We're the Seanchan, welcome to the Seanchan,

We'll make you all fall to your na na na na na na knees,

We wanna watch you bleed.

 

Welcome to the Seanchan,

We'll come back again one day,

If you stand against us, there's a price to pay

All your channelers are girls,

but what we believe,

they are all too dangerous and deserve to be leashed,

 

 

We're the Seanchan, welcome to the Seanchan,

Descendants of the... the... the Hawkwing.

Oooh, the White Tower will bleed.

 

Welcome to the Seanchan,

It gets worse here everyday,

We'll treat you all like animals,

and fly around on Raken.

You needed the horn of Valere, and the Children of the Light,

When we invaded Falme and you barely won the fight,

 

 

We're the Seanchan, welcome to the Seanchan,

We'll make you all fall to your na na na na na na knees,

We wanna watch you bleed.

 

And your Dragon is going to be bound... so bound... to the Niiiiiiiiiiiiii yiii yiii yiii yiii yiiiiine Moons

 

You know where you are? You're with the Seanchan, baby!

Don't even try....

 

 

We're the Seanchan, welcome to the Seanchan,

We'll make you all fall to your na na na na na na knees,

We wanna watch you bleed.

[randomh3r0]

If you haven't seen this, it's VERY funny:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDdQV3a_CRg

[Nyanna al'Meara]

I just remembered to post this, I had it saved off :P

 

To the tune of: When Love Takes Over by Kelly Rowland ft. David Guetta

 

~ When Tain Takes Over ~

 

It's complicated

It always is

That's just the way it’s wove

Feels like I've drawn in so long on this

I wonder if it shows

 

Head underwater

Like I can't breathe

It never felt so good

'Cause I can feel it coming over me

I wouldn't stop it if I could

 

When the Taint takes over, yeah

You know you cannot win

When Taint takes over, yeah

'Cause there’s both bliss and illness within

 

Give me more saidin

I gotta know

How much can I hold?

I’m fighting here strugglin’ with the load

And this time I blame Lews…

Reaching out for Power to fill my soul

It feels like I could fall

Now suck it in, draw more polluted ecstasy

We could Break it all

 

When the Taint takes over, yeah

You know you cannot win

When Taint takes over, yeah

'Cause there’s both bliss and illness within

 

Oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light,

oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light,

oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light, oh Light,

 

And I'll be drawing on it all the time, it's true

‘Cause I’m tormented through and through

 

 

When Taint takes over

When Taint takes over

When Taint takes over

When Taint takes over

 

When Taint takes over

When Taint takes over

When Taint takes over

Over, over, over, over, over

Over, over, over, over, over

 

When the Taint takes over, yeah

You know you cannot win

When Taint takes over, yeah

'Cause there’s both bliss and Taint within…

[Nyanna al'Meara]

HAHAAAA looky what I just found!!!!

 

This is actually inspired by something that happened at teh White Tower, when we were playing with BoB the Moat monster at the Warder's Guild and something... else...was in the water... >.>

 

It's only a couple of verses, but to the AWESOME tune of The Phantom Of The Opera. I have an obbsession with the songs from that musical :P

 

The Monster Of The Warder’s Guild

 

Don’t dare to cry for help

For BOB will hear

He’ll swim up from behind

You’ll disappear

They cannot rescue you

The slime’s too gross

The monster of the Warder’s Guild is here

Inside the Moat.

 

When swimming in the Moat

Never forget

To bring along a boat

A raft or yacht

For though the Gaidin watch

Patrol the shore

The monster of the Warder’s Guild is there

Inside the Moat.

[randomh3r0]

I love 'em Nya! I bet if the Lady Dragon were to pop back in she'd give you some pointses...

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Thanks :)

Haha I just love doing them I don't need points for every one

 

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

Won't say no tho

[randomh3r0]

Well you do an amazing job of it! Now we just need some votes on which one everybody likes, and I can make good on the newsletter article you wrote about these... :)

[John Snow]

I say the rickroll parody.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

put up a poll maybe?

[randomh3r0]

Can I add a poll to an existing topic?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yes...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I think maybe you use the full editor?

[randomh3r0]

I'm normally in the full editor... I haven't been able to find anything that would let me add a poll...

[Niniel]

I promised Rey to take a look at this thread but forgot about it. So many great lyrics! The BT is full of creative members. Additional points:

 

Rey 10

Flash 10

Random 15

Nya 5

 

And that´s it!

[randomh3r0]

Aww thank you, M'Lady Dragon!

[beanie]

*rezes thread because can*

[Tsukibana]

How did I NOT know about this????!?!?

 

"never gonna break the world..."

*walks away humming.

[randomh3r0]

Lol, glad you enjoy it. It'll be stuck in your head for days!