Invasion thread!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Yoo, sir, are a Panda with taste. Is a purty gift, yes?

 

Im sure twould make a most impressive monument, if you took it in right in the middle of your panda mansion. All Ghulies would come to worship it, and you could make a fortune by selling toasted bamboo snacks. Mmmm.

 

 

Random trivia for today: 'gift' translates to 'poison' in german* :P

[Ithillian Turambar]

Other trivia of the day ...

 

You know when you think Nya is just being a mental and coming up with crazy llamacorn type stuffs, but then she gets you to wondering and you type stuff into Google and you get this:

 

 

“Trojan” Llama

used in Peru

It is a little known historical fact that the Spanish used a “Trojan” wooden llama to try and conquer the Incan stronghold of Cuzco. The Spanish soldiers, using the Greek idea of hiding in a wooden horse, constructed and hid inside a huge wooden llama.

 

However, the Incas decided that it would make a wonderful sacrifice to their Sun God and lit it on fire.

 

Doesn't it just make the world a more smiley place?

 

 

 

 

[cosmicpanda]

Random trivia for today: 'gift' translates to 'poison' in german* :P

 

I knew this.

 

It is indeed a purty gift. I was thinking that it would look very nice if I kept it suspended in midair over the Pit, so that it could bathe in the light of the flames. What do you think?

[Blackhoof]

is that for real?

[Ithillian Turambar]

yes.

 

http://translate.google.com/#de|en|gift

[Nyanna al'Meara]

 

I was actually looking for something like that to add to my likkle rp!!! O.O

 

Its so pretty...always thought teh spaniards were devious :)

 

 

...teh Inkas even moar so

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Random trivia for today: 'gift' translates to 'poison' in german* :P

 

I knew this.

 

It is indeed a purty gift. I was thinking that it would look very nice if I kept it suspended in midair over the Pit, so that it could bathe in the light of the flames. What do you think?

 

*bottom lip wobbles* b b but that took me a month to laze around watching Lighties build make with my own sweat n tears!

[Ithillian Turambar]

*bottom lip wobbles* b b but that took me a month to laze around watching Lighties build make with my own sweat n tears!

 

That's clearly a fib. Everyone knows Lighties don't exist.

[cosmicpanda]

That would be why it's so shiny, then?

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Shadowies fib alla time >.>

 

 

(Pssst tis a code word for our cannonfodder special forces inside teh BTrojan Llama!)

 

You heard nuffin, SG >.>

[Ithillian Turambar]

It's ok ... I know how to distract him. He won't remember any of this when he wakes up.

 

Here Pandy pandy panda .... nommy nommy bamboo stalks ...?

 

[Nyanna al'Meara]

That would be why it's so shiny, then?

Spammit! I thought Id tortured instructrd them into NOT glowing! always showing off with their flaming luminosity...

[Nyanna al'Meara]

That would be why it's so shiny, then?

Spammit! I thought Id tortured instructrd them into NOT glowing! always showing off with their flaming luminosity...

[Ithillian Turambar]

They will be flaming when we con the SGers into 'dealing' with them for us.

 

Bahahahahaha

 

[Nyanna al'Meara]

 

Two birds. One stone.

[Blackhoof]

A stone which someone else is throwing, as well.

[cosmicpanda]

*watches the trojan llama gleaming in the air above the Pit*

 

*wonders what will happen when the people inside try to get out*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

A stone which someone else is throwing, as well.

Meh, not me, I dont like to get my hands dirty

 

*watches the trojan llama gleaming in the air above the Pit*

 

*wonders what will happen when the people inside try to get out*

 

Teh Diversion iz workingz

 

I mean....WAAAH! MOI WORK OF ART! *pines an' weeps* :P

[Arez Al'Loke]

I'm thinking of the Roman Torture method thanks to the burning Llama >_<

 

The Brazen Bull *Ponders*

Roman's were crafty devils back in the day...

Want me to explain how the torture Works? It's quite facinating actually

 

Perhaps I could demonstrate, all I need is a fellow SG volunteer!

 

And you people thought you were evil

[cosmicpanda]

I mean....WAAAH! MOI WORK OF ART! *pines an' weeps* :P

 

It looks beautiful displayed there!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Is the Bull thingy where they tied you to a metal bull and then slowly heated it up hotter and hotter until you died? After a lot of screaming and pain of course.

 

I would love to volunteer, but I don't think you would survive the aftermath

[Niniel]

I like this panda. Points to whoever manage to get him to the tower.

 

Edit because sometimes I write before I think.

[Arez Al'Loke]

Oh, but you're missing the art..

 

As the water in your skin begins to boil, it exits the bulls nose which then produces a sound not even your darkest nightmare could phantom..

[Ithillian Turambar]

@ Tina ... I love full content emails

 

@ Panda ... fathom.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Also, how could the water in my skin get anywhere near the bull's nose?