Here I am, My Dears. Come and Grovel

[Christine]

Oh my.

[Gabriel Kross]

You can't beat a peeps army it's just not possible!

[Christine]

[Gabriel Kross]

Shall we call you Garfield then?

[dapianoplay3r]

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[Reyoru]

Oh Great DO, I bring you a fine and sturdy whip, one of the best from my extensive collection:

 

 

 

I also present a particularly pure and innocent soul my trollocs acquired on a recent Borderlands raid; I put it in a jar so it wouldn't go off to the DO.

 

 

And finally, a large glazed amphora to store water/wine/oil/urine in (I know you Dreadlords have large bladders),

 

[LilyElizabeth]

To my beloved minion, I bring minions of her own:

 

 

And for those moments when you need a pest attacked

 

[Christine]

Nyna - NEGATIVE 10 POINTS

Moon - 3 Points! Pretty Bed

Rey - 8 Points! Love the first two, the third was funny. Also: NEGATIVE 100 POINTS

Nyanna - 3 Points! Give me more!

Sakaea - 8 Points, I am Welsh, but thanks for the thought!

Basel - 15 Points! You're mine!

Dina - 9 Points! Creative AND thoughtful!

Piano - 20 Points! AMAZING dresses, and MONKEYS! Not feeling the Garfield.

Melanas - 3 Points! Who can say no to cake flavored heart?!

EP - NEGATIVE 1000 POINTS

Lily: 6 Points! MINIONS!

 

Updated to here!

[Gabriel Kross]

not fair! I can't beat a Peeps army!!!! tho I can eat them for you >.>

[Naked~Frog]

Here you are dear, to keep the Ghuls honest I have gotten you some truth serum!

 

[dapianoplay3r]

Oh Great one I can't believe you arent enjoying garfield

 

Please accept these gifts as an apology and to please

 

A dust devil to do your evil bidding

and i made you a jumper

also have some mind tricks

some trippy new earings

some new minions

 

 

 

OOOH I was about to post when I found more evidence of ed

[Lenlo]

Oh great Christine, I am new but I bring you presents from my native land(s)!

Behold, a knot!

 

A bottle of the finest drink!

 

And to finish it off, a piece of the mythical Blarney Stone!

You have no idea how hard this was to get by the way. People tend to not be happy when you steal ancient objects from their country but I did it!

[Moon Sedai]

Oh Great and Powerful Christine:

I bring you something important and wonderful.

A cage for EP

[ed2funy]

Oh Great Nae'blis, I bring you Rey's butt cheeks to adorn your walls with!

[Arez Al'Loke]

Hello their Christine, I hope you haven't forgotten about me, or perhaps I hope you have.. ANYWAY!

 

I have built a magificent statue in your honor and placed it on the highest peak of the mountain of mist for the whole world to marvel at, the whole statue is made of 100% gold and has drained my pockets, but now ALL shall know you and FEAR/RESPECT YOU!

I know that is what you want ofcourse..

 

 

But, that's not all..

 

I am currently trying to open a fissure to the dark one's prison so that he may reward you better than any of us can..!

 

I will update on how it goes

[Naked~Frog]

My master, I bring you the most amazing gift of all, behold. You're brand new armored up, slow moving actor:

 

[Gabriel Kross]

a Pottle!

[bgrishinko]

I bring you, more cheese than you could possible ever eat.

 

[Christine]

*jaw drop*

[Arez Al'Loke]

Screw it! I can't outshine the lot of you!

 

*Demolishes statue and stops the foolish attempt to open a rift*

 

Here you go *puts hand over Christine's hands and drops something in them*

 

[Christine]

Awww!

 

 

Arez, you can give me 10 presents total. Each present gets between 1 and 3 points. Your goal is to get a score of 30. So, it isn't really a competition. It is, but it isn't.

[Moon Sedai]

Oh, Nae'Blis,

I've traveled back in time and comissioned both a book and a film where the villain is named in your honor.

Then, I compulsed bribed a prestigious university to declare you a Doctor of Evil:

[Lenlo]

First I bring you the mighty boomstick! The most powerful weapon in the known universe!

Next I bring you a box of mystery! Open it and find out what is inside...

And to top this round off...

A mighty name tag!

[Christine]

*opens the box*

[Arez Al'Loke]

I don't like the idea of receiving points for giving you presents. I like points, but I would have given you gifts even if I didn't receive any points =/

 

 

Anyway!

 

*drops something in Chrisine's hand*

 

I thought you might have some use of this!