New Panda in town

[Arez Al'Loke]

Okey ,here's the deal "chaps"!

 

There's a new panda in Shayol Ghul, and he's bigger and stronger than that other panda (whom we shall not name).

He has recently fled Shayol Ghul afraid of the might from me. I met him personally, and he told me that he willingly forfeited the title Panda to me.

 

 

So.. BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW PANDA!!

 

[LilyElizabeth]

You may be the new Panda, but he is and will forever be the Cosmic Panda. That's bigger and better, in case it wasn't obvious.

 

We welcome lesser pandas to Shayol Ghul, however. *stabs the new panda where the white meets the black*

[Arez Al'Loke]

Booo =(( *stabs half-heartedly*

 

This stabbing is totally wierd to me =// I wonder when cosmic Panda is going to come xP

I've been tauting him so much that I feel completly empty!

 

*summons up new rage*

 

 

 

 

*pants* There.. now it's out of my system..

[Alaksuleiel]

Oh dude...

 

It was nice knowing you **hugs**

[ed2funy]

*seconds Eli*

Bye bye new Pandaman.

 

*cuts off his ears for good luck*

[MattheHat]

The cosmic panda's around! I caught a photo of him in the blight!

OH NO! He even brought some friends! I'd run if I were you Arry

 

[Arez Al'Loke]

This is how afraid I am..

 

 

[MattheHat]

Nice...

[Barmacral]

Cosmicpanda wins cause he has panda in his name.

[cosmicpanda]

Arez, I salute you and name you my disciple. Good lad!

[dapianoplay3r]

Well that was an anticlimax to the showdown I was expecting

[Christine]

... Really cosmic. Really.

 

*stabs cosmic*

 

 

Take that!

[Arez Al'Loke]

*Bows down* I am honored Cosmic! I will follow you till death!

[Christine]

Good. Now follow him to my thread and bite someone.

[Arez Al'Loke]

Your thread? where is that, just so you know! I'm not going because you commanded me, I'm goingi because I want to ! mehehhEH!

[Christine]

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/67925-its-the-end-of-the-month-you-have-points-and-i-am-here-to-take-them/

 

 

Now go. NOW.

[cosmicpanda]

*Bows down* I am honored Cosmic! I will follow you till death!

 

Excellent, jolly old chap! Now for our first lesson. I will drink Earl Grey and adopt a certain affect.

 

 

Well that was an anticlimax to the showdown I was expecting

 

Arez, my disciple. Thou must, in times of adversity, learn to stab piano players. This is effected in the following manner: firstly, one readies the target, by causing him to unwittingly position himself in the most advantageous possible way. A satisfying approach is to stab from the front, so that thou may stab the piano player's face, the foot, or wherever else takes thy fancy. Thusly, I find that a good method of achieving such positioning of the target is to disturb his Moonlight Sonata by playing some Chuck Berry, or alternately, by shouting "Hey, you!" Thou then stabst at will.

 

In thine own time.

 

 

... Really cosmic. Really.

 

*stabs cosmic*

 

 

Take that!

 

Arez, my disciple, the mighty Christine is a trickier target. However, her stabs have the potency of lovebites - which I understand is indeed what she uses them for. If thou wishest to return her favour, thou must do it like so, lest she defeateth thee:

 

*stabs Christine with great cunning*

[Christine]

*giggles* I'm mighty.

 

 

DAMMIT PANDA! STOP RUINING MY DRESSES! WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE RUINING MY DRESSES!

 

 

 

*pours her tequila over Panda and lights him on fire*

 

 

 

Actually, I didn't like this dress that much, but still. It's the PRINCIPLE of the matter.

[cosmicpanda]

I cunningly avoided thy dress! Alas, fair maiden, I fear that thee hast mistakenest mine actions for the machinations of another.

[Christine]

*points at a single drop of blood*

 

 

SEE THAT! YOU DID THAT!

[dapianoplay3r]

This time I wont fix it

 

Im happy to be stabbed. It means Im loved, or at least respected enough to be stabbed

As long as it's not the hands im happy

[Christine]

I don't mind being stabbed, but do we have to ruin the dress?

 

 

Forget this. No dresses for this Social Group anymore.

 

 

*changes into breeches, a loose shirt, and knee high boots*

 

 

And now, without my dress, I can run faster than you lot.

[Arez Al'Loke]

*Sneaks behind Christine while she's occupied*

 

I got her Cosmic!! eum..

 

*Lifts finger and stabs her akwardly while trying to Hold her arms behind her back*

 

Dammit Cosmic! I need a dagger! I haven't been given any weapon yett =((!!

[Christine]

*doesn't fight against Arez, but gives Cosmic a look*

 

 

Oh lord, the Lightfuls we have these days....

 

 

*twists around quickly and yanks herself from the grasp, in turn knocking his legs out from under him and landing him onto his back*

 

 

Never ever EVER be without a weapon around here.

 

 

*uses the heel of her boot as a dagger and steps on Arez to stabby him*

[Arez Al'Loke]

Ouch!! Ououououou! You've made your po.. OUCH!!

 

Okey, I got the point! Literary, the point of your heel in my chest =/!

 

*stands up and tenderly checks for any more damage*

 

*bows to Christine Sedai* Next Time I will make sure I have a weapon before I make such an attempt ^^!