Wheel of Time Trivial Pursuit at the Black Tower

[Ithillian Turambar]

Dear Red Team,

 

Thin Ice my friends ...

 

It is my eldest son's third birthday today. We have just opened presents. A giant rescue helicopter, postman pat sorting office, handy manny tools and a lightning mcqueen book with mini figures were forthcoming. Along with a doctor's bag. Rest assured I am feeling much better now :)

 

However, seeing as I managed to post whilst feeding two small boys, getting them ready for bed and then actually getting the slightly smaller one to bed, a little cutting of slack is due.

 

Or should we start expecting you to not have family time BG? I'm in the UK remember?

 

Ok - once I have dinner and stuff I will update - unless Rhea gets here first and announces her presence.

 

I'm sorry I can't be around ALL the time. I didn't realise how much you would miss me.

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Rey knows how it is ...

[Turin Turambar]

We certainly understand and appreciate the effort you are putting into this great game *twaps BG*. We shall catch those nightmares yet. It still would have been easier if you had let me "shatter" Rey when he was being persnickety.

[Reyoru]

Dear Red Team,

 

Thin Ice my friends ...

 

It is my eldest son's third birthday today. We have just opened presents. A giant rescue helicopter, postman pat sorting office, handy manny tools and a lightning mcqueen book with mini figures were forthcoming. Along with a doctor's bag. Rest assured I am feeling much better now :)

 

However, seeing as I managed to post whilst feeding two small boys, getting them ready for bed and then actually getting the slightly smaller one to bed, a little cutting of slack is due.

 

Or should we start expecting you to not have family time BG? I'm in the UK remember?

 

Ok - once I have dinner and stuff I will update - unless Rhea gets here first and announces her presence.

 

I'm sorry I can't be around ALL the time. I didn't realise how much you would miss me.

 

 

 

[Niniel]

Can mods have a rl? Okay...

Hope your son has a fantastic birthday.

[Niniel]

Run Rey, run!

[Reyoru]

[Ithillian Turambar]

I hate you all so much right now.

[Reyoru]

I hate you all so much right now.

 

What have I done?!

 

I'm just enjoying a rare moments gloat over the Reds. Using gifs.

 

I feel all insecure now. I'm gonna go and have me a good cry

[Ithillian Turambar]

Ahhhh

 

Oh well in that case.

 

Gloat away - if I'm amused I may give points.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

...awkward...

[Niniel]

 

Here you go, Rey!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

i mean we really appreciate all you and Rhea do for us just so we can gave fun. Really.

[Reyoru]

Ahhhh

 

Oh well in that case.

 

Gloat away - if I'm amused I may give points.

 

You mean the animated gif of the finger snap wasn't enough...?

 

Didn't think so:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here you go, Rey!

 

This genuinely made me laugh

 

Nonetheless:

 

[Reyoru]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao

[Lenlo]

2 things. 1) Virgil Supreme for President of the USA, 2012. 2) The answer to our anagram is Ebou Dar.

[Reyoru]

Only in America would 833 people actually vote for a dude who wears a wellington boot on his head

 

And I've got "Green Drone Derby" for our anagram, which amounts to nothing really.

[Ithillian Turambar]

You want this guy to be your President?

 

 

Things are a lot worse than I thought ...

[mmeeshal]

I found a few anagram solver thingymajiggers. They're useless.

 

And now I take a funny stuff dump...

[mmeeshal]

Relatively speaking, anyway.

 

[mmeeshal]

[Nyanna al'Meara]

heh. XD

[Niniel]

Relatively speaking, anyway.

 

 

[mmeeshal]

The gynecologist who became a mechanic

 

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

 

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

 

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”

 

The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.”

[Netbattler11]

What is dumbledore doing right there?

 

Awwwww... I figured out our anagram, then realized lenlo was way ahead of me as always...