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As discussed in the quote below in another topic, these are the honorary firsts posts

 

I'm trying desperately to "fix" my pronunciation. Cairhien was always CAIR-heen to me, until I looked in the glossary, where it's like 6 syllables. Some of it is ridiculous.

 

You know, swordfights in WoT are really boring. It's just 'he used insert technique here'.

 

I remember reading a thread about funny techniques. The only two I can remember are "Cat Craps in a Sandbox" and "Fat Guy Rushes the Food Bar." I still giggle when I read those....LOL

James

 

:biggrin: That's awesome. We need a new thread to make up funny swordfighting technique names.

 

One to drive the ladies crazy: "Man Washes the Dishes"

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Stabbing the Taco

Sheathing the Burrito/Lobster/Banana/Pipe/Rail (A very popular form, over 3,000 exist.)

Oiling the Eel

Biting the Pillow

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-Empties the Chamber Pot

-Adjusts the Shawl

-Tugs the Braid

-Smiles without touching one's Eyes

 

Maybe a little to close to home? :baalzamon:

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-Empties the Chamber Pot

-Adjusts the Shawl

-Tugs the Braid

-Smiles without touching one's Eyes

 

Maybe a little to close to home? :baalzamon:

 

Didgya m8 u forgot "Smoothes The Skirt"

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The Almost Smile

 

Carlton dances to Tom Jones

 

Plucking the Harp

 

Monkey @%^&ing a football

 

Directing the chorus

 

Starting the lawnmower

 

Combing the desert

 

Unnecessary flourish

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The Almost Smile

 

Carlton dances to Tom Jones

 

Plucking the Harp

 

Monkey @%^&ing a football

 

Directing the chorus

 

Starting the lawnmower

 

Combing the desert

 

Unnecessary flourish

 

This guy wins. LOL this whole thread is majorly win. Guess I'll try my hand:

 

Dropping the Ladle

 

Splitting the Pant Seat

 

Shooting the Bird

 

Catcher Squatting in the Rye

 

Dog Drags Rearquarters Across Carpet

 

Flushing the Goldfish

 

Fly Buzzing Around Excrement

 

You Go Girl (requires quick flashing side to side movements with sword while snapping)

 

Rolling the Cabbage Patch

 

Revealing the Mullet (youd have to see the youtube video for this one to make sense)

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-Empties the Chamber Pot

-Adjusts the Shawl

-Tugs the Braid

-Smiles without touching one's Eyes

 

Maybe a little to close to home? :baalzamon:

 

Didgya m8 u forgot "Smoothes The Skirt"

 

You also forgot "Drinks the tea"

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The Almost Smile

 

Carlton dances to Tom Jones

 

Plucking the Harp

 

Monkey @%^&ing a football

 

Directing the chorus

 

Starting the lawnmower

 

Combing the desert

 

Unnecessary flourish

Once again Sid pulls out the awesome!

I am surprised that the "dirty" minds (mine included) haven't came out with some...well..

-Dangling in the Cleavage

-Nestling in the Cleavage

-Snugs around the Hips

-Sways down the Hall

:graendal::lanfear::biggrin::rolleyes: Thank you :jordan:

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Sword forms that rely on deception:

 

Holding in the Pot Belly

 

Wearing the Make-up

 

Tightening the Girdle

 

Spraying the Comb-Over

 

And another death blow:

Turning the Spit (But Pretending to Swallow)

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