Ask Narg

[ineedfourberfs]

Narg,

 

My boyfriend and I recently had a fight. We were in bed, and he mumbled something about "just the tip" and...oh wrong column.

 

 

Narg,

 

Can you suggest a way to remove shameful tears and regret from the bed sheets?

[Kivam]

Narg,

 

How do you feel about Berf revealing the private details of your relationship like that?

[Barid Bel Medar]

Narg,

 

how do you feel about the racism against trollocs? The humans sure like persecuting you.

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

who do you think is the most beautiful woman in creation?

[WWWwombat]

Narg,

 

My boyfriend and I recently had a fight. We were in bed, and he mumbled something about "just the tip" and...oh wrong column.

 

 

Narg,

 

Can you suggest a way to remove shameful tears and regret from the bed sheets?

 

Narg say burn bedsheets AHAHAHAHHAHA Narg funny.

 

But really Narg think you need talk to Krak.

 

Narg,

 

How do you feel about Berf revealing the private details of your relationship like that?

 

Narg fine with it. Berf been around.

 

Narg,

 

how do you feel about the racism against trollocs? The humans sure like persecuting you.

 

Humans need understand that Trollocs raised in harsh environment of Blight. Trollocs not to blame for eating Borderlanders. But Borderlanders continue to kill innocent Trollocs. Cycle of violence never end until all Borderlanders dead (Kivam see what Narg did there?).

 

Dear Narg,

 

who do you think is the most beautiful woman in creation?

 

Scarlett Johansson. Narg do dirty things to her in Narg mind.

[Guest Czechs In The M'Hael]

Narg

 

Do Trollocs eat wombats?

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

If you had a choice between a Cake or a sandwich, which would you rather have?

[Krakalakachkn]

Hey Narg,

 

Can we expect a trolloc candidate for President in 2012?

[Kivam]

Narg, what will you do with the 30 points that got you?

 

And how did you learn that "biting political satire" didn't mean "eating Jon Stewart"?

[ineedfourberfs]

Narg, what will you do with the 30 points that got you?

 

And how did you learn that "biting political satire" didn't mean "eating Jon Stewart"?

 

 

I think you should give yourself some points for that.

[WWWwombat]

Narg

 

Do Trollocs eat wombats?

 

Only when no humans.

 

Dear Narg,

 

If you had a choice between a Cake or a sandwich, which would you rather have?

 

Narg take sandwich. Cake is lie.

 

Hey Narg,

 

Can we expect a trolloc candidate for President in 2012?

 

Narg take this opportunity to announce that Narg form Exploratory Committee.

 

Narg, what will you do with the 30 points that got you?

 

And how did you learn that "biting political satire" didn't mean "eating Jon Stewart"?

 

Narg save points and collect interest. Narg figure it out when no one laugh when Narg eat Stephen Colbert.

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

Who would be Narg's Runningmate in the election, if you chose to run?

[Amadine]

Dear Narg,

 

Ama's children are being annoying to Ama.... should Ama eat children?

[ineedfourberfs]

Ama I believe that is called veal, which is freely available in most countries.

[Glip]

Dear Narg,

 

How can I achieve world-domination?

[WWWwombat]

Dear Narg,

 

Who would be Narg's Runningmate in the election, if you chose to run?

 

Narg run with Bela.

 

Dear Narg,

 

Ama's children are being annoying to Ama.... should Ama eat children?

 

Narg recommend eat all but one. Last child will behave.

 

Dear Narg,

 

How can I achieve world-domination?

 

Become darkfriend is best bet.

[ed2funy]

Narg, come rescue me from Korea?