Fnorrll's Caption Competition #1!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Hello and welcome to our first caption competition! I am going to post 5 pictures and you are going to write a humorous caption for each one!

 

You don't have to do all of them if only one tickles you, I will be awarding two prizes- the main prize is best overall effort, meaning best attempt to cover multiple pictures (preferably all) and runner up prize is best individual caption!

 

Winner gets bragging rights as Towers funniest person!

 

Bonus points if you can link it in to WoT or to the DM WT (but only if its still funny, not forced).

 

Please only submit once. If you want to add further captions please edit your post. If you change your mind on a caption please add another caption rather than removing your original entry (I'd still like to see your captions :) ) just add, for example a .2 for a second caption (I.E have 2.0: "grandma falls down the stairs" 2.1: "grandma wishes she hadnt poured oil all over the stairs now" (lame example i know).

 

Ok here goes!

 

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5:

[Moon Sedai]

1:

Oh No! Did Mother Elgee break a nail?

2. Oh, darn, I'm trapped in T'A'R and my ring is one of the copies.

 

 

2:

The Algai are ready to be pushed into the moat. . . with the hot novices.

 

3:

This kitty is daring the wolfies to come after her.

2. "As your leader, I accept that you have the right to question my judgement. No topic is taboo, of course. Except for that of my Feline heritage. Now. . .if anyone else has anything left to say, Now's the bloody time. . . "

4:

Kid: Praying for a PS3.

Dog: Praying for Bacon.

5:

Hey, Blademaster, your shoes are untied.

What? Oh, darn. I don't wear shoes.

[Nargbert]

1. These Cracker Jack Decoder Rings are Cool! Don't you think guys?

 

2. Congrats guys... *whispers* pg-13... pg-13... pg-13.... Boy... I bet you guys are excited!

 

3. These dogs are P**** whipped... look, but don't touch

 

4. DON'T LISTEN TO BILLY GOD! HE PEED ON THE CARPET! NOT ME!

 

5. These pants make me look ridiculous. Cut them off!

 

 

ehh... someone has got to be better than that...

[Volkeskirata]

1:

My Precious.... I mean... my this is a pretty ring isnt it?

2:

Wow.... I've never seen so many people so happy to see me

 

3:

 

Psst. can you believe the nerve on that cat?

I know right.

Its black and white! you dont mix black and white >.<

huh?

 

4:

Kid: Praying for an Xbox

Dog: Praying for a steak

 

5:

 

Cat 1: Can't believe you talked me into wearing these pants

cat 2: Don't worry you won't be wearing them much longer. Now hold still. I dont wanna cut you on accident.

[Little Miss]

2. Berelain's advisor just shook his head as he surveyed her new sworn "body" guards...

 

 

3. For a femal aes sedai crossing through the middle of the Black Tower's village, it always felt like every one of them was watching...

 

4. Ages come and go, and legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again... the only thing that hasn't changed is that a boy and his wolfkin are praying they aren't gonna get skinned alive by a woman for their latest stunt.

 

5. Rand made a quick slice to sever the dark shadow that attached the Forsaken to the DO.. if only he had thought to cut off the gawd awful orange pants...

[Red2111]

1:

 

*thinking to herslef* i wonder if he went to Jared?

 

 

 

2:

 

Man: "Well obviously the Moat isn't cold enough!"

 

 

3:

 

Greyman Task #5678893: Sneak into Tower unseen. #Fail

 

 

4:

 

Dog: Dear Ceiling Cat, sorry about nomming the kitteh yesturday.

 

 

5:

 

Kitteh 2: You're going to seath the sword WHERE?!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

ROFPMSL!!!!

 

Guys there are some GEMS in there!!

[Alexander]

Ok here goes!

 

1:

*Gil-Galad"WHEN DO IS KILL BADDIES?" ; Cirdan"Too old for this sh**" ; Galadriel"Damn I'm hot"

2:

*Just pretend its normal guys....."

3:

*Look at that ass!"

4:

*Kid prays - Dog goes to toilet*

5:

 

*STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME!!*

[Sakaea]

1:

 

Wow...totally forgot my lines here...

 

2:

 

Don't stare...don't stare...don't stare...

 

3:

 

Alright boys, it's lunch time!

 

4:

 

Boy: This dog stinks...

Dog: This kid really stinks...

 

5:

 

Your sword forms need work. THIS is how you do Hummingbird Kisses teh Honeyrose!

[Kwom Masbag]

1. The thought that they should have started recruiting before their numbers dipped this low plagued the three remaining Aes Sedai.

 

2. Try as they might, the Warder Quartermasters couldn't help but admire Narg's new bathing suit.

 

3. Your Cat Crosses the Courtyard is pretty good...but you should work on making it more arrogant.

 

4. Perrin, for the last time, you can't bring the wolves to bed with you!

 

5. High Lord Turak's last thoughts were wondering when it was in the fight that he had lost his shoes.

[Kivam]

1:

 

"Well, Elrond, we knew this day would come, eventually. Don't worry, marriages isn't as bad as they make it sound"

 

2:

 

There's nothing more . . . exciting . . . than a woman in a suit. Unless it's a woman in a shapeless jacket!

 

3:

 

I'll just go over that way . . .

 

4:

 

"Please let him be praying for a bone. Please let him be praying for a bone. . . ."

 

5:

 

I's breaking into your houses, snatching your kittehs up!

[Alexander]

Don't want to burst your bubble Kivam, but Elrond wasn't there when the three elven ring's were handed out. Gil Galad received two, Galadriel one. Gil Galad gave one to Cirdan, who in turn gave it to Gandalf, Gil Galad gave his to Elrond when he died.

[Loranflame]

Haha... good pics. *Eyes the first one.* Most of them anyway.

 

Cat: Just a little further...

 

 

Cat in orange: Mwahaha, you are trapped in flows of Saidin... *pause* OMG... a tail.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Ok I'll be (trying) to choose a winner in a couple of days so last chances people!!

[Ithillian Turambar]

1. He'd spent a whole month's wages on the ring and she still wasn't impressed.

2. Atteeeention!

3. Cat crosses the Courtyard is pure win so I'm not going to even attempt to match it.

4. They still hadn't told Rex he was adopted.

5. Would you rather wear a pair of silly orange trousers, or be naked and have a sword.

[The Don]

1. Dude, I think this shire stuff is starting to kick in

2. Psst... I can see your balls

3. Is that... is that her... anus?

4. Please put me in picture 3

5. Do you think thats air you're breathing?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Ok I'll be (trying) to choose a winner in a couple of days so last chances people!!

 

*Stands and waits, arms folded and tapping one foot*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*glances at ithi and deliberately takes his time* :P

 

I kept procrastinating because it was such a hard choice but im gonna have to give the overall effort price to.........

 

 

Kwom! Well done fella!

 

And best individul effort to.................

 

 

 

 

Red2111 for caption number 2!

 

 

The rest of you posted awesome captions as well tho, honorable mentions to all of you.

[Ithillian Turambar]

All good things are worth waiting for.

 

Congratulations Kwom and Red!

[tif]

So I guess I am a little late, I just found this thread now, but I figured I would post mine anyways, if no one minds! :)

 

1.

 

"How do I tell him the answer is still no..."

 

2.

 

"That's right baby, keep lookin."

 

3.

 

"Yeah, I'd do her."

 

4.

 

"What. You're the one who made me watch 'All Dogs Go To Heaven.'

 

5.

 

"I see you've brought claws to a sword fight..."

"&^%RIP&^"

"....ugh...well played sir..."

 

tif

[Kwom Masbag]

Oh...I...I won!? I won! Never would I have expected this. ^_^ Congrats Red, and congrats to everybody else. :) You guys had some awesome ones in there. :D

[Elgee]

Congrats, Kwom and Red!